Chapter 148: The Present World
Liang Shuang suddenly came to his senses when he heard me say that he wanted to do business, and after a few clicks, he tore off the note on his face and hurriedly asked, "What do you want to do?" ”
"Look down and you'll see." I continued to hang his appetite, and after speaking, I came to the altar and meditated cross-legged, pinched out the lotus flower with both hands and placed it on both knees, first silently recited the mantra to purify the mind to get rid of distracting thoughts, and then hung in the air with my right hand to hold a pen and shouted: "Prepare paper and ink!" ”
"It's coming!"
Hao Jian agreed, dipped the brush in cinnabar ink and put it in my hand, and unfolded the yellow paper and put it under the pen with a wooden board, and when it was ready, I blew my nose and hummed, and then wrote down a mantra to put the soul into the coffin with luck, and at the same time read aloud in my mouth: "Qiankun Haoqi, give birth to my original spirit." The treachery of A and B captures my soul. I am now reciting a mantra and inviting the divine soldiers. Five directions and five gases, revenge my elves! ”
I recited it seven times in a row, and the spell was completed, and I flicked my fingers to return the pen to the case, changed the pen to the sword trick and clamped the talisman paper, and pointed to the yellow toad's ward through the window and shouted: "The soul is confused, and I don't come back quickly!" ”
Whew-
There was a gust of wind in the hotel room for no reason, which caused goosebumps when it blew on people, and I suddenly stood up with my legs, and shook my wrist to ignite the rune paper while the wind was not dissipated, and then pressed it on the straw man that had been tied before.
The flames rose up, but they were extinguished for a moment, and the delicate paper ash filled the gaps between the straws, and the sword finger of my right hand did not change to the straw man, and the little man made of straw stood upright out of thin air!
"That's it!" I exhaled and took out a stick of incense, lit it and inserted it into the incense burner to remind: "Remember, there is only one pillar of incense, who wants to play hurry up!" ”
As soon as the words fell, Hao Jian broke the straw man's two hands into a high movement to the sky, and then the yellow toad who was playing cards in the far ward suddenly stood up and raised his two hands to the sky with a frightened face!
"Haha! It's been a long time since I've played this! Sanshui, your treasure knife is not old! Hao Jian smiled evilly and put the straw man into a variety of difficult yoga movements, and the yellow toad on the opposite side also did the same, and even from a distance of more than 200 meters, I could hear his screams when he bent down!
At this time, the opposite ward was already in a complete mess, I vaguely saw the scavenger shouting something anxiously through the window, and then I started with the cochineal fish to hold down the yellow toad, Hao Jian took the straw man and kicked it in a whirlwind, and the yellow toad on the opposite side kicked the two of them under the bed!
"Don't patronize yourself, let Xiao Shuang have a good time!" I smiled, Hao Jian put the straw man in the posture of a horse, and then reluctantly handed it to Liang Shuang: "Do you know how to square dance?" ”
Liang Shuang was completely stupid at this time, Hao Jian asked again before he nodded blankly, and then raised his hand to make a square dance preparation, I took the straw man and handed it to him: "It's not for you to dance, let him dance." ”
"Huh?" Liang Shuang was stunned again, I repeated it before he took the straw man and started fiddling, on the other side, Hao Jian put melon seeds and beer on the windowsill, and he didn't know where to get a few binoculars, and he was beckoning us to go over to see the excitement.
I wasn't interested in this, reminding them that they only had time for a stick of incense and wanted to take a break, but as soon as I lay down, Liu Yunsheng sat down next to me and said lightly: "It's not right to detain people's souls, and they may be punished." ”
"You see it all?" I asked with a chuckle, Liu Yunsheng pointed to his eyes and didn't speak, I just remembered that he was born with yin and yang eyes, and it is estimated that when I locked the soul of the yellow toad into the straw man just now, he saw it all clearly.
Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "I also know that this is not good, but that guy is too bad to clean up, and I only accepted his soul and soul, as long as I return it on time, it will be fine, it should be a small punishment, right?" ”
Liu Yunsheng's face sank and he wanted to preach, I hurriedly rushed in front of him and smiled: "Don't be serious, if I hadn't stopped you in the afternoon, you would have already started to do it, right?" Now is a society governed by the rule of law, and it is not a ...... to be caught with pigtails Burst! ”
Before I finished a sentence, I suddenly spurted blood in my throat and eyes, and the straw man also exploded a ball of fire at the same time, and Liang Shuang, who was having fun, was blackened by the firelight, and sat on the ground as if he had been scared away!
"There are masters on the other side! Come on! ”
I forced myself to say this, and then I passed out with black eyes, and when I woke up again, I was already lying in the ward, it was still dark outside the window, it seemed that I was in a coma for a short time, Liu Yunsheng and Liang Shuang were by my side, Hao Jian and Mei Liu were not there, and I didn't know where to go.
As soon as I wanted to get up, my chest hurt hotly, and I couldn't help but snort and fell back, Liu Yunsheng heard the movement and hurriedly came over and grabbed my wrist, squinted and felt it for a while and whispered: "Heart disorder, but it shouldn't be a big deal, how do you feel now?" ”
"It's better to live than to die." I gritted my teeth and replied, and after only saying four words, my chest hurt as if it was about to explode, and my body broke out in cold sweat layer by layer, and the hospital gown stuck to my body, not to mention how uncomfortable it was!
"You've been eaten by your own spells, and you'll be fine after a few days of rest." Liu Yunsheng knocked on my chest a few times as if knocking on the door, and said lightly as if preaching: "I said that the soul of the detained person will be punished." ”
"How did I know retribution would come so quickly?" I laughed miserably, Liu Yunsheng tucked the corner of the quilt for me and said lightly: "There is a word called 'Xianshi Bao'." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the ward was pushed open, and the yellow toad walked in with his few aquarium attendants, and shouted in a strange way before he could stand firmly: "Yo? Isn't this Master Yu Miao from Yungang? I didn't recognize you yesterday, and I wanted to set the table today to make amends, but why did you kneel? ”
Liang Shuang stood up and pointed at the yellow toad and scolded: "Huang Junzhu! Are you less of him in this smugness! I've you off! ”
"Yo Yo Yo! Master Liang is hard when he speaks, but it really scares me to death! The yellow toad patted his heart contrivedly, and then grinned at me from a distance: "I just don't know if Master Yu can see the day you kill me?" Hahaha! ”
"What the hell are you!"
Liang Shuang's eyes narrowed, the little green snake poked his head out of his neckline, and the fat-headed fish and broad-mouthed catfish on the opposite side also rubbed their hands, seeing that a big battle was about to start, Liu Yunsheng suddenly stopped between the two sides, looked at the yellow toad and said lightly: "My friend needs to rest, please go out." ”
The yellow toad tilted his head, piled the meat on his cheeks on his shoulder, squinted at Liu Yunsheng and said impatiently: "You kid is a stinky mess, what kind of thorns do you blow up when the boss is kneeling?" I told ......"
Without waiting for the yellow toad to finish speaking, Liu Yunsheng suddenly stepped forward, and a move of Tieshan leaned straight at the fathead fish in front, the man looked three times thicker than Hao Jian, and weighed at least two hundred catties, but in front of Liu Yunsheng, he was like an inflated gas, and he flew upside down two meters and fell outside the door without even making a scream!