Chapter Twenty-Eight: Awesome, My Car
Hulk, also known as Fat Green, is an all-green, muscular giant, and it is said that the angrier the stronger the defense and strength, and the Avengers are the first pure physical output warriors.
What the? Thor? That's the art of war, it's different.
An idea popped into Hades' mind.
If you let the Hulk take a taxi and make him pay some fare......
Wow~ Get rich!
Hades' eyes sparkled.
However, it will be very difficult to implement this plan successfully.
For example, Hulk's size problem...... Given the size of the Grim Reaper's taxi, he certainly wouldn't be able to get in.
It's not a matter of squeezing in and getting in.
"I wonder if letting the Hulk sit on the roof of the car counts as a car?" Hades couldn't help but think.
Shaking his head, putting the question aside, and putting aside the question of whether Hulk would pay him the fare when he arrived at his destination, Hades began to think about the most critical question.
That's - how do you make Hulk willing to ride in his own car instead of rushing up and smashing his Grim Reaper?
Hades fell into deep thought.
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"Are you sure?" Sam looked at Hades, who was leaning against the taxi in front of him, "You're going to use this?" Will you do it? What do you use it for? ”
"Of course I will, and I'm only using it for an hour, so I promise I won't break it," Hades said with a smile, handing over a wad of brand new bills, "and what I'm going to do with it...... It's none of your business, okay, a thousand dollars for that, I'm just going to do an experiment with it, and you just need to dodge it a little bit. ”
"Okay......" Sam took the wad of dollars, examined it carefully, and when he saw that there was nothing wrong, he hesitated and asked, "You're not going to run away with it, are you?" ”
"Didn't I show you my papers? I'm an FBI officer, and I wouldn't do that kind of thing," Hades explained patiently, leaning sideways, "Now, you go home first, get some rest, and come back in an hour, okay?" ”
"Okay, okay." Sam saw the holster that Hades showed when he turned sideways, and immediately stopped talking about it, and drove his car away.
This is not cowardice, this is from the heart......
"Whew, I'm finally gone." Hades breathed a sigh of relief, then turned around and looked at the machine in front of him.
It was a pile driver.
There is a vigorous excavator to save people in the front, and there is a Hades pile driver test in the back!
Yes, Hades found the worker named Sam and gave him a little money to go home and rest first, while he planned to drive the piledriver to test the defense of the Grim Reaper's rental.
Hades conducted a series of tests when he was at home, but the degree and intensity of the tests were naturally not so large, and he only had a general understanding, and now when it was time to carry the Hulk, he planned to increase the intensity of the test to test the defense of the Grim Reaper.
So far, the pile driver is the most cost-effective equipment that can not only be easy to find, but also make the test process more hidden and not discovered, and can also make the experimental test results more credible, and can be used without spending so much money.
A thousand dollars is enough for one time, but is it possible to buy one for a test? What kind of concealment is there to talk about, isn't that just telling others that you want to do something!
As for the driving operation...... This is not to worry, Hades has almost understood the operating instructions and teaching videos after watching the operation instructions and teaching videos on the Internet, even if it is no problem to go directly to the certification now.
Besides, Hades was just for a test, all he needed to do was move the "hammer" of the piledriver to the Grim Reaper Rental and smash it down.
(Grim Reaper Rental: "I'm **you**!") ****! ”)
"Ahem, don't make a fuss, it's for your own good, think about it, what if you don't test it before, and when you go to the Hulk, he squates you or smashes you with his ass?" Hades pretended to persuade the Grim Reaper to rent a few words, and then climbed into the driver's seat of the piledriver without hesitation.
The engine, move the "hammer", aim at the front cover...... Wait (I don't know what the technical term is, don't spray).
Hades thought for a moment and moved the position of the front bonnet that he was aiming at to the rear bonnet.
If you can't bear it, won't it be wasted?
After thinking about it, Hades moved the "hammer" out again, ready to smash the edge of the rear hood.
And then there's - smash!
After a loud thud, Hades moved the hammer out of the way and jumped down to check on the status of the Grim Reaper's rental.
Wiping the dust from the piledrivers on it, Hades pulled out a magnifying glass from his bag of equipment specially prepared for this experiment and took a closer look...... Very good, no paint has fallen off at all, and there is no deformation, as if nothing has happened.
At this moment, Hades finally had a bottom in his heart.
Jumping back into the cab, Hades operated the pile driver to the rear bonnet, front bonnet, front windshield, and overhead lights of the Grim Reaper...... Wait and smash everything you can get your hands on...... No, it's several times.
After wiping the fallen ash with a rag, Hades took a closer look with a magnifying glass and found that the Grim Reaper Rental was still unscathed!
"Awesome, old iron!" Hades couldn't help but marvel at the defensive power of the Grim Reaper's rent, and then decisively pulled out a box and a bottle of potent glue from the toolkit.
Opening the box, Hades pulled out a custom-made piece of titanium metal in the shape of a standard cone.
Glued to the bottom of the cone, Hades went to the pile driver, cleaned the lower surface of the hammer, and glued the cone titanium metal block on.
"Hmm...... If this is okay, it should be able to withstand it, right? Hades thought for a moment and climbed into the driver's seat again.
As we all know, under the same pressure, the smaller the force area, the greater the pressure.
It's like a bullet with a big caliber and a bullet with a small caliber hitting your head at the same time, although you are both cold, but the degree of misery after the cold is not the same! (Writer's self-evaluation: Ghost Talent Parable)
The Hulk's power is not just something that can be simulated by a pile driver, it is in the tens of thousands of tons.
But when Hades put this modified piledriver to the test, it was different.
Although it is only a small thing, it can be described as a qualitative improvement in the destructive power of a single point.
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Street Diary:
I'm going to recommend it today, and if there is no accident (implied ticket), I'm afraid I'm going to be cold.
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