Chapter 27: Sooner or Later You'll Go Crazy (Part 1!) Ask for a subscription! )
The second night.
"Ding Dong!"
"Yoyo, go open the door, Du Jun has arrived."
Yang San, who had already come to 3602, shouted, and he was lazily slumped on the sofa.
Youyou glanced at Yang San speechlessly, but the leader of this matter was himself, and Youyou was nothing, so he quickly got up and opened the door, and it was Guan Gu's senior brother Du Jun outside the door.
"You're here, come in."
"I... (There are still ten seconds here)... Here it comes. ”
Du Jun said calmly, full of momentum, if it weren't for the fact that his right hand was hung on his chest, and all five fingers except the middle finger were bandaged tightly, it would be too much to ruin the atmosphere.
"No one saw you just now, did they?"
Yoyo hurriedly asked, tonight is a secret negotiation, she doesn't want too many people to know.
"I know I ...... Not the protagonist, but not so transparent, why others... (There are ten seconds left here)... Can't see me? ”
Du Jun didn't know if it was facial paralysis, it seemed that he had known him from Yang San for so long, and he had always had a cold face.
"Can you talk well?"
Yoyo, who was waiting anxiously, shouted in surprise.
"I already have a very weak sense of existence, and if you don't let me talk anymore, then others... (Ten more seconds here)... You can't really see me. ”
Du Jun looked at the anxious Yoyo calmly and said slowly.
"Yoyo, you just admit it, Du Jun has a problem with the language center, and it's already very good to be able to speak."
Yang San looked at Youyou and Du Jun happily on the side.
"I'm if you can speak faster, I'm in a hurry." Yoyo shouted urgently.
"Huh? Do I have a problem with the speed of speech, some people can't even pronounce it, don't you do the same for him... (Ten seconds here)... Girlfriend. ”
Du Jun has long been accustomed to it, this is not the first person to dislike him, and it will not be the last.
Yoyo suddenly shouted helplessly: "Isn't there a cartoonist who can talk well?" How can such two people still quarrel? ”
Yang San also laughed happily, in fact, he was also very curious, but he happened to fall asleep at that time and missed this beautiful scene.
Passing through the door is a guest, although Du Jun is slow to speak, but Yoyo still brewed a cup of coffee for him.
"You...... You can't really wait for a call from Sekiya, right? ”
Du Jun nodded firmly.
"Your brothers and sisters have such a good relationship, why do you have to be so angry?" Slowly express what you mean.
"So I'm here now... (Ten seconds here)... Accept his apology. Du Jun still had a cold face and said lightly.
"Hey, then can you look at my face and apologize to Guan Gu first?" You said helplessly.
"In this sect, it has always been the junior brother who apologizes to the senior brother, which is the way, righteousness, and courtesy... (Ten seconds again)... Law. ”
Du Jun did not flinch and was resolute in his principles.
Seeing that Youyou wanted to talk at length again, he knew how long it would be to let Du Jun go on like this, so Yang San spoke.
"Okay, Yoyo, don't have any of these, didn't you ask a beautiful woman to come over, call her up."
Du Jun's eyes suddenly lit up, and he said excitedly: "That is, as long as the stepmother's problem is solved, morality and etiquette are all floating clouds, do you apologize now, and you will call it now?" ”
"You're talking fast, wait, what stepmother?" Yoyo exclaimed in surprise.
"Actually, Du Jun has always wanted to find a stepmother for the child, but he usually stays at home to paint, and it is rare to have the opportunity to come out to see the living, but every time Guan Gu introduces him, he repeats the fact that he is a single father, what do you think will be the consequences?" Yang San couldn't help but laugh.
"Uh...... Hehehehe, it turns out that this is the case, no wonder you are so angry, senior brother, Guan Gu is too ...... It's ......"
Youyou was speechless for a while, and the feelings were because of this, no wonder San'er asked me to find a girl to come over.
Du Jun also had a rare expression at this time, and said with tears in his eyes: "One is a single father, the other is a handsome man like the prince of tennis, it's you... (or ten seconds)... Who do you choose? ”
"If you can't say this, even if Guan Gu and San'er are together, I will still choose Guan Gu." Yoyo smiled faintly.
"Good, there's one more, and I'm only in third place."
Du Jun glanced at Yang San and said helplessly.
"Don't worry, I won't fool you." Said happily.
"In this sect, we have always advocated the priori goods... (Ten seconds again)... Apologize again. ”
Youyou, who was a little thirsty, picked up the coffee, just wanted to drink it, but found that the pause of the senior brother came again, she was afraid of being choked to death, she pretended to try a few times, and saw that the senior brother did not mean to pick it up, so she took a sip with peace of mind.
"She's my downstairs neighbor's cousin, and she's a comic book fan."
The helpless Youyou had no choice but to shout angrily, but he didn't see the real Rao Du Jun obviously didn't intend to let go, and looked around with contempt.
"Okay, I'll call her up now." Youyou had no choice but to say, and she was not at ease and told again: "You will talk for a while, be careful, don't scare people to death, wait." ”
After walking leisurely, Du Jun's cold face slowly bent upward, obviously unhappy
"Du Jun, don't be stupid, I'm still here, but really, it's good, you pause less when you talk, but no matter how beautiful a girl is, it will scare you away."
Yang San looked at Du Jun who was secretly stupid speechlessly, it was really unproductive, isn't it just a girl, but why is a leisurely girl so familiar?
Du Jun said happily with a paralyzed face: "San'er, do you recognize this girl of Youyou?" Sex... (another ten seconds)... How's the grid? ”
Yang San retracted his surprised eyes and looked at Du Jun helplessly, every time this guy pauses, is it deliberate?
"Don't worry, the friends we know are very good, and they won't discriminate against single fathers, but if you want to be friends with her, it's better to delay your single father's business."
"I understand, thank you, San'er, if I can succeed this time, I will definitely not... (or ten seconds)... Forget yours. Du Jun said with gratitude.
Yang San felt that he wanted to split Du Jun's head at this time, and then reconnect the language center, listening to him could easily drive people crazy.
"Excuse me, don't remember me, I'll go to the bathroom first, and you can sit down by yourself."
Yang San got up and walked to the toilet, and knocked on the door casually: "Yoyo, are you okay?" It's my turn. ”
Youyou quickly opened the door, looked at the living room with a heart, and saw the senior brother sitting there quietly, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a genuine voice.
"San'er, I'll go to Guan Gu's room to avoid the meeting first, this senior brother's way of speaking, I'm going crazy if I stay with him for a long time."
Looking at Youyou, who was hiding and running into Guan Gu's room, Yang San walked into the toilet speechlessly, who knew that not long after entering the toilet, he heard a scream everywhere.
"Ah!!h