"I'm Steve?" Lin Yu raised his hand in disbelief, looked at it twice, and touched his head again.

Round, not square, his face suddenly changed, and he put his hand into his pants.

I breathe a sigh of relief!

"It's not a square hand! It's not a head! So what's going on with me? "Hands unconsciously rubbing what appears to be bedrock under the buttocks.

"Think about it, what I did at the time, I should be able to find information!"

He rubbed his hands vigorously on his temples, closed his eyes, and slowly recalled the information in his mind before he came here.

"I seem to ~~~"

"I'm probably ~~~"

"I may~~~"

"I should ~~~"

"I seem to have forgotten!!"

"Drink, drink breaks?"

Lin Yu was a little dazed, rubbing his headache head, his brain was blank, and he couldn't think of anything.

Now the whole person is confused, a feeling that the brain is not very bright!

The brain was blank, and the brain felt a little insufficient, Lin Yu had no choice but to give up thinking about the situation at that time and pull the timeline forward first.

If you want to get drunk, see if you can find the corresponding information in your memory according to the corresponding situation.

"What did I do??"

"But then again, who am I drinking with?"

Keep rubbing your temples with your hands to relieve your headaches!

The memories are slowly coming back!

I drank some wine with my friends last night, and five people drank six bottles of white, and it was already 11 o'clock in the evening after drinking.

I wanted to vomit when I hugged a tree on the side of the road, but as soon as I hugged the tree, I didn't have an impression.

In a daze, the sky was almost dawn, I didn't go in outside the door of the house, rubbed my head and opened the door in a daze, just entered the door, the mobile phone in my pocket rang.

I didn't pay attention to whether I picked up my phone and picked it up, and then I got here.

"Cell phone?" Thinking of this, as soon as the forest rain stopped, I found a blind spot!

"My phone is Xiaomi's touch screen, and the phone I was answering at that time seemed to be a flip phone, where did the flip phone come from?"

Thinking of this, Lin Yu hurriedly closed his eyes and carefully recalled the details at that time

"No problem! So what did I do on the way back? ”

"I was riding an electric donkey out, and I was riding it when I came back, and I took the main road at that time, and I took Zhinong Road and did not turn Gaozhuang Street, and I went back to my home by taking the small alley!"

"When I was walking on the Zhinong Road, I felt a little like throwing up, so I threw off the car and hugged a tree next to me." Lin Yu's memories little by little.

"After vomiting, I fell asleep with my shoulder against the tree, and when I woke up again, my left shoulder was a little numb, and I stood against the tree for five hours." Thinking of this, Lin Yu couldn't help but touch his left shoulder.

There is still a trace of it remaining.

"When I woke up, there was not only a dried mass of vomit under the tree, but also a red box!" Thinking of this, Lin Yu raised his head fiercely, and a glimmer of light flashed in his eyes!

"No, that's not a box! It's a mobile phone! ”

"Old-fashioned flip phone!"

"An old-fashioned flip phone with just a giant red button on the keyboard!"

"At that time, I didn't turn on the machine for a long time, so I thought it was broken, so I put it in my pocket, picked up the electric car that fell on the side of the road and went home."

"When I got home, I found that the phone was turned on, and it was written on the screen."

In life, do you like to be the length of life? Savor the leisurely time! Or the breadth of life? Enjoy the most gorgeous views in the shortest amount of time!

Are you willing to trade your ten-year life for a chance?

In an instant, Lin Yu broke out in a layer of cold sweat.

"Because I used to see similar jokes on short videos!"

"I thought someone was taking the joke like a toy and pressed it a few times!"

Was it five or six times at the time.

But it seems to be real this time!!

Thinking of this, a sharp pain suddenly hit, and Lin Yu fainted directly.

With Lin Yu's unconscious sitting figure, he slowly fell, and before his head touched the rock, the whole figure disappeared on the bedrock.

It seems to be dawning in the real world!

When Lin Yu woke up, the first thing he saw was the 'dim' sunlight in front of him and the slightly warm floor under his face!

A slight feeling of dizziness is very peculiar, and the brain seems to be telling the body: "Be careful! The world is drifting, grab it! ”

But the eyes scolded: "You, fart!" ”

Lin Yu was a little confused, and he was confused for more than ten seconds and waited for his brain to restart, before he turned over and sat up!

Who am I?

Where am I?

What am I going to do?

I looked at the sunlight shining on the ground through the curtains in front of me.

"I think I slept on the floor at the door?"

Lin Yu touched the floor in front of him a little uncomfortably.

Well~~ with a slight residual temperature!

Softened, still numb and sore temples, Lin Yu slowly stood up from the ground.

"I seem to have forgotten something!"

Get up, sit on the couch, take out your phone from your body, and want to check the time.

It's strange to find that the phone has run out of power and turned off, and I didn't play much with the phone when I ran out to play last night! Running out of power overnight?

It seems that the phone has been used for more than a year, and the battery has degraded a lot.

Pick up the charging cable next to the couch and charge your phone.

Well! Wrong! Cell phone?

Lin Yu glanced at the charging mobile phone in his hand, and subconsciously turned his head to the door.

There is an old-fashioned flip phone lying quietly on the ground next to the shoe cabinet!

As if the seal had been opened, the memories began to reverse.

Space!

Rock!

Moon!

Cell phone!

Decade!

Press five times in a row!

What did I do?

～(￣▽￣～)~

When Lin Yu was stunned!

Next to the shoe cabinet, the mobile phone I picked up suddenly had an inexplicable change.

It seems to be melting?

Wrong! It's decomposing!

Countless blood-red points of light continued to drift from it, forming a spherical ball of light in the air, and constantly shaking!

The air around him seemed to stop flowing, becoming viscous and eerie, and whispers rang in his ears, sometimes fine, sometimes sharp, sometimes illusory, sometimes seductive, sometimes manic, sometimes crazy.

Lin Yu obviously couldn't understand what he was saying, and he seemed to understand the meaning contained in it, but he forgot about it in the next moment.

His head ached again, as violently as if a chopstick had been inserted, a chopstick that was stirring.

Lin Yu knew that something was wrong, and wanted to stand up and run away with all his might, but he couldn't move at all at this time, even if it was a simple action of closing his eyes.

The whole person became more and more tense, and the string in his mind was about to break.

The blood-colored dots of light slowly moved forward, carrying countless noises and noisy murmurs, slowly enveloping and blending in with him.

As time passed, the light faded away, leaving only a quiet figure on the couch, and the slowly heaving chest heralded him?

He?

It doesn't seem to be dead.

But the advantage of one is that he doesn't have to lie on the cold floor, after all, the sofa is much warmer than the floor.

The one lying on the sofa, called Lin Yu surnamed Lin Mingyu, the standard protagonist name, like Wang Pengfei of Zhang Wei rarely becomes the protagonist!

The main reason is that the name is not recognizable! It's not easy to remember!

Twenty-four years old this year, a single dog who has been single for twenty-four years, has never talked about a girlfriend since he was a child, and there may be a few mutually interesting ones that have missed it by mistake.

Zichou year, this year is his natal year, he should be unlucky, he just lost his job.

When others went home for the New Year, he stayed on duty in the company, but he didn't expect to encounter the legendary force majeure factor.

You don't have to be on duty anymore! I can't go back, so I can only lie down at home alone.

The boss notifies the group for special reasons;

The holiday has been extended until February 7th!

"I can lie at home for a few more days." It didn't take a few days.

Group notifications; The holiday is extended until February 12.

"~~~ It's okay, safe at home!" A few more days.

The group noticed: "The holiday has been extended to February 17."

"~~~Hmm~~~"

The boss notified: "The company has closed down!" Don't come! ”

“mmmmmmp~~~~“

So he's unemployed now!

Finally, the things that cannot be mentioned have passed, and I called a few friends out to celebrate, and by the way, I talked about the future work, but I was too excited and drank too much!

Although he insisted on sending others back, he didn't have anyone to send them, but because of this, he should be lucky.

On the way, I wanted to vomit, and I hugged a tree and vomited for a while, but I also picked up a good thing.

Maybe it's because he didn't wear red underwear in his natal year, which caused him to pick up a good thing but end up doing a bad thing!

But then again, if you give you a chance, you almost wasted yourself to death, and you're also a ruthless person!

I really can't blame the society this year!

Because he has no family and no goals, several good friends around him are better off than him, and he has not experienced too many difficulties after going to work, and the whole person seems to be a little at ease.

To put it bluntly, what do you like, Lao Tzu doesn't want to move.

This kind of person is a salted fish who is serious, and he will never know what he can do if he is not forced to do it!

Desire to be extraordinary but willing to be ordinary!

Don't want to move because you don't have a goal?

Even if you have a goal, you don't want to move!

The life of people has been reduced to one sentence, on: The days when I counted in the world in those years!

Right now!

Originally, he still had a choice, or even not a choice, but now he has no choice.

At this moment, fate picked up the whip and slapped him hard.

"Boy, wave it for me!"