Chapter 438: Down
The goat at the gate of the village glanced at Fang Zheng lightly.
Continue to bow his head to the basket placed aside, pick up a carrot, click and chew, and call a few Man~Man~~ from time to time in his mouth
There seemed to be a hint of mockery in his eyes, as if he was mocking Fang Zheng's incompetence again.
Revenge is not overnight, and it is not nonsense, so he picked up the fortune incense in his hand and lit it with a lighter.
However, this time, Fang Zheng only took out a fortune incense, not a handful.
The fortune incense that strengthens it is too luxurious, and it can't be strengthened even if there is a mine at home.
So he could only come one by one.
Try the effect with one first.
When Fang Zheng came, he had a total of ten fortune incense sticks in his hand, that is, a total of ten fortune incense sticks were strengthened, and he happened to lack a guinea mouse, so he didn't know what the effect of fortune incense would be for cultivators, so he took this goat for experiments.
Ten Fortune Incense, that is, a total of ten ordinary runes were spent.
That's still within the affordability of Founder.
As everyone knows, this is a blessed camp!
Where the supernatural erupts!
Just now, as soon as he entered the camp, he immediately harvested two wisps of soul energy.
Fang Zheng calculated the length of the rope that tied the goat, and then stood just outside the range of the rope, and without saying a word, he lit a fortune incense.
As a result, when all the incense sticks were burned, it didn't have any effect, but attracted a mocking face from the goat.
This is the first time that Fang Zheng has encountered the failure of fortune incense.
"Could it be that as the strength of the target increases, the difficulty increases, and more fortune incense is needed?" Fang Zheng thought as he looked at the ashes on the ground.
However, when he thought that it would take a handful of fortune incense to affect an ordinary person, Fang Zheng was relieved when he thought about it.
The goat in front of him is no ordinary sheep.
Even he was hammered with a blue eye.
Thinking about it like this, Fang Zheng's heart was ruthless, and this time he simply lit the remaining nine fortune incense sticks.
The nine incense sticks were lit together, and the place immediately began to soar through the clouds and smoke. This time, even the goat can't calmly gnaw the carrot in its mouth, you can do it once, and come a second time, mainly because the second-hand smoke is too pungent and chokes it keeps sneezing.
The goat was very unhappy, and his evil eyes stared at the fortune incense in Fang Zheng's hand.
"What do you want to do, do you want to curse my old sheep to die early, and deliberately come to burn incense to worship my old sheep?"
"Hurry up and take away your stinky incense, don't take it away, be careful that my old sheep arches you down the mountain!"
The goat barked, then ploughed the ground with its front hooves, making a motion to flip over, and let out a few breaths in its mouth, full of carrot crunch flavor.
"Silly sheep, do you dare to agree if I call you?" Fang Zheng looked at the goat in front of him defiantly, in fact, he was also smoked by the incense of fortune and his throat hurt, and he couldn't stand it.
I don't know if it's his illusion, but after feeling the fortune incense after strengthening it once, the smoke of this incense is bigger and more smoky.
Even his current physique can't stand the choking smoke.
"What don't you dare, I'm still afraid that you won't be able to make a sand sculpture?"
Fang Zheng: "Silly sheep, come on, tell me, what is the most valuable thing in your body?" Do you dare to promise me?"
The goat looked at Fang Zheng with contempt: "Nonsense, of course, my old sheep's knees are the most valuable." ”
"Have you ever heard of gold under a man's knees, a boy should stand up to the sky and the earth, dare to fight with the thief God for an unfair fate, only this golden knee, not kneeling to the sky and the ground, only kneeling to his parents. ”
Fang Zheng was surprised: "Shouldn't it be a sheep whip, which is the most valuable thing on you?"
The goat at the entrance of the village subconsciously tightened its legs, feeling the cold between its legs, and it was so angry that it turned red on the spot: "Roll the calf! You dare to beat my old sheep's sheep whip idea!"
"Look at my old sheep hammering you to death!"
Just when the goat pouted its forelimbs and wanted to give Fang Zheng's head a few hammers, in order to prevent Fang Zheng from thinking about its sheep whip, the center of gravity of the clamped hind legs was unstable, poof!
The hind limbs stumbled, and the pair of heavy horns made the body lose its center of gravity, and the forelimbs and knees slammed heavily on the ground, giving Fang Zheng a kneel.
The goat was dumbfounded.
It was also said earlier that the man had gold under his knees, and the next second he knelt directly in front of Fang Zheng.
The surrounding guards all twitched the muscles in the corners of their eyes, no, they were about to burst out laughing, I had to hold back! I must hold back! I must not look over there again! They were really afraid that they would accidentally violate military discipline and laugh.
The soldiers were suffocated and devastated.
Are you innocent and funny, it's not serious at all.
At this time, Fang Zheng was also a little speechless.
What he wants is the most valuable thing on the goat, such as whether there are any treasures or the like, and he has no replays of Journey to the West during the summer vacation.
In Journey to the West, when the mounts raised by the gods run to the world and turn into monsters, don't they all have stolen magic weapons with them, such as purple gold bells, yin and yang two gas cylinders, purple gold red gourds, golden ropes, and King Kong magic horses?
"This strengthened fortune incense is really useful for cultivators... And the temper is quite big, and I can't tolerate others saying half a bad word about it. Fang Zheng thought of the goddaughter that the old god stick had accepted at the beginning, didn't he also scold the fortune incense, and as a result, he knelt in front of the old god stick.
But what's the use of him picking up a cheap stupid mount, this sheep is from the big guy of the Japanese tour.
He is going to kidnap this sheep today, and it is estimated that the Japanese envoy will chase him down tomorrow.
"Silly sheep, you must have other valuable treasures, don't you?"
The nine incense sticks of fortune in Fang Zheng's hand had not yet been burned, and Fang Zheng's eyes searched the goat's body for a while, to see where the goat's treasure might be hidden.
The grief and indignation of the goat, this time it is really angry, it does not kneel to the sky or the ground, even the day tour envoy has not let it kneel, I can't imagine that the dawn of the first life, today actually knelt and licked in the hand of a melon ball, the goat was angry and red-eyed.
"You reckless poking melon ball, angry with my old sheep, you provoked my old sheep today, my old sheep will hammer you to death today, and I will take a stone to weld it for you, so that you know why the monkey can't escape from the five finger mountains!"
The goat seems to be really mad.
However!
Fortune incense is not only to pick up money, pick up daughters, pick up mounts, it can also ward off trouble, so that people who get fortune incense can avoid the disaster of blood and light.
Poof!
The goat's left foot tripped over his right foot, and he knelt in front of Fang Zheng again.
It fell to its knees and cried!
There is no heavenly reason!
I just want to cry and cry, ashamed of my parents!
Poof!
Poof!
Poof!
"Your incense is poisonous!"
"You want to poison my old sheep so that you can inherit the carrots in my old sheep's basket, right?"
After the immortal goat knelt down three times in a row, it finally sensed that something was wrong with the incense in Fang Zheng's hand, and for the first time showed a frightened look on its face, two trembling tremblings, and it continued to shrink back in fright.