Chapter 642: Slap in the face
When Gu Anning heard this, she chuckled and reached out to pat his back.
The woman heard the little fart in the eyes say that she was so annoying, and she was so angry that she was about to smoke above her head.
Gu Anning, who coaxed the little bun, raised her eyes to look at her, and said coldly, "Don't believe it? Let me tell you about it. ”
"Do you find it difficult to fall asleep at night, lack of energy in the morning, dry mouth, and have an excellent appetite?"
The distorted look on the face of the woman, who was still like a cat with her tail stepped on, suddenly froze, and then asked in surprise, "You—How do you know?" ”
"I'm also a doctor, although your problem is not serious, but due to poor sleep for a long time and a large amount of food, it may accelerate aging, and even obesity, so pay attention to it." Gu Anning kindly reminded, but in her heart, she was playing a small abacus that no one else knew.
"Nonsense." The last thing a woman likes is to be cursed by others, or to say that she is old, in shape, or even obese.
Besides, I'm just not sleeping well now, and many people have this symptom, and I haven't heard of anything serious.
Besides, although I can't sleep, my appetite is very good, so how can I be sick. She said that she said this, what could it be if it wasn't a curse?
Gu Anning, who had her own plan in her heart, was full of seriousness, looked at her, and said very seriously, "Really, your disease is caused by the stagnation of the five internal organs caused by poor stomach qi, and if it goes on for a long time, there will be big problems." If you don't believe me, you can try it on your Qi Sea Cave and try it to see if what I said is true. ”
"Really?" The woman was frightened by Gu Anning's serious appearance, women can not be afraid of heaven and earth, but what they are most afraid of is aging and gaining weight.
"Of course it's true, I'm a doctor, and I won't lie." Gu Anning said.
Listening to her say this, she was just a girl from a rural village, where did she know where the Qi Sea Cave was.
So, she looked at the woman in front of her who made her jealous, pulled down her face and said, "Where is the Qi Sea Cave you are talking about?" ”
Gu Anning heard this, so she gave her verbal guidance.
Under Gu Anning's instructions, she finally found the Qi Sea Cave located below her navel.
She pressed down in disbelief, but there was no response.
Gu Anning said with an encouraging look, "Yes, that's it, with a little more force, you will believe that my words are true." ”
Everyone in the lobby looked at the troublesome woman with bated breath, the fire of gossip in their hearts was burning, and they were eager to know if what Gu Anning said was true.
The woman gritted her teeth, and her rough hand pressed down heavily on her qi sea hole. One time, no response, two clicks, still no response, three clicks.........
"You trick me......" After several presses, the woman finally realized that she had been tricked.
"I didn't fool you, you're really sick." Listening to her angry words, Gu Anning said seriously.
She couldn't change her rude habit even after she had money, and suddenly, she said angrily, "Fart......"
However, with her words, there was a "tom" behind her, and a high-pitched and long fart burst out.
The middle-aged man's face standing behind her suddenly turned the color of pig liver, he held his breath, and quickly turned around and ran downstairs.
The smell almost didn't make him vomit just now.
And Jun Beimo also frowned and took the hands of the two of them and walked up, distancing himself from the stinky woman.
At the same time as the fart, the woman even felt a burst of mockery, and even some excrement was vented together.
In an instant, her face turned purple.
This fart was loud and long, mixed with the turbidity of her internal organs, and everyone below only felt a sour smell coming, and they all subconsciously covered their noses, and then retreated from their positions to keep a distance from her.
"Bastard......" she squeezed the words out between her teeth and stopped talking, because she felt her intestines churn and another fart couldn't help but burst out.
Although she is rude and thick-skinned, she almost wants to die when she farts in front of so many people. Just put one, where would you think that there would be a second one.
"If you want to fart, then let it go, holding it is not good for your illness." Gu Anning, who had already kept a distance from her, lost no time in shouting.
Dare to hook up with your own man again and again in front of yourself, how can you not teach her a lesson?
However, it was also a way to cure her illness.
"You ......," the woman blushed......
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone heard a long sound of "chirp ......", followed by a burst of "chirp...... Tom tom tom" sound.
More than a dozen stuffy farts in a row, as if someone was beating a drum, louder than the last.
"Boom......" There was a burst of laughter from the crowd that had already retreated.
This fart is really earth-shattering, like an enemy dropping a fireball and exploding.
"It's not pretty, and it's even a fart in public......"
"It's not nice to fart if it's not beautiful, no matter how beautiful it is, you have to have internal urgency."
"This young man is right, this woman is really sick, where would a normal person let out such a fart."
The crowd below was discussing with great interest.
"Bastard, you are playing ...... me" finally felt a little more comfortable in the stomach, and the woman wanted to die.
"I didn't fool you, your illness is indeed caused by poor stomach, don't you believe it? You can go to another doctor. Qi Hai Cave is used to expel stomach qi, and now that it is good, the stomach qi is discharged, and the disease is half cured. Gu Anning said.
"You ......" As soon as the woman spoke, there was another tom sound, and at the same time, a piece of yellow wetness appeared on her dark pink dress.
"Incontinence ......"
"It's disgusting......"
Everyone who had retreated to a safe range invariably retreated again, although the woman in front of her had a look or two, and she was also a beauty, but she farted in public, and she was incontinent in public, which made everyone feel cold.
"Ah...... Woo woo...... "The woman who was so ridiculed by everyone almost wanted to die, and she didn't have the face to stay here anymore, she covered her face and ran away."
When her father saw his daughter running away, he quickly paid the money and ran out with him.
Everyone who watched a big show sighed, and then they all returned to their positions and took their seats.
Upstairs, Jun Beimo saw the villain's appearance of teaching the other party a lesson for her jealousy, he liked it so much, and his heart was as sweet as overturning a honey pot.
When the shopkeeper saw that this matter was gone, he hurriedly took the two precious people to the best box upstairs.
The woman who ran out deliberately drove the crowd on the street to the inn.
As she ran past, it brought up a burst of stench, which made the surrounding people pinch their noses.