Chapter 9: My Face... Small! (Ask for subscription)
"Teacher Zeng, where are you going so late?"
Today, Yang San came back a little late.
But before he reached the door, he saw Teacher Zeng rushing out with high spirits.
Yang San subconsciously asked, at this point, Mr. Zeng should have come back from work, but Mr. Zeng didn't seem to see Yang San, and rushed into the elevator resolutely.
Yang San, who was puzzled, returned to the suite and happened to see Zhan Bo and Ziqiao looking at a poster with a smile.
"Ziqiao, it's okay if you look at the H picture yourself, don't take Zhanbo badly, be careful of Yifei gelding." Yang San teased.
Ziqiao, who was originally happy, suddenly felt a chill in his lower body, and subconsciously clamped his feet.
Looking back at Yang San's playful smile, Ziqiao couldn't help but get angry and threw the poster in his hand on Yang San's face.
"See for yourself, is this an H-map?"
Yang San copied it with his hand, and immediately pinched the flying poster in his hand, and unfolded it with a smile.
Hey? Your moon my heart? This isn't Nuolan, it turned out to be a propaganda poster.
Wait, why does there seem to be a "fly" next to Nuolan?
Yang San looked at it and couldn't help but open his mouth.
This "fly" is actually Teacher Zeng, but it doesn't seem to be as big as Nuolan's nostrils!
"Where did this poster come from? It's a lot of fun. Yang San said with a smile.
"This is the promotional poster of Mr. Zeng's radio station, the [double] poster!" Zhan Bole said with a smile.
At this time, Yang San remembered the abnormality of Teacher Zeng just now.
"Wait, Mr. Zeng ran out angrily just now, do you know why he went?"
"It's okay, Mr. Zeng is just going to vent his dissatisfaction, this is a strong indictment of all the injustices in this world!" Zi Qiao shouted in a righteous voice.
When Zhan Bo heard this, he also clenched his fists angrily and shouted silently.
Yang San looked at the two second-year young people in front of him speechlessly.
And all the accusations of injustice?
Then I'm so much more handsome than you, are you going to stab me twice in the face?
"So...... Ziqiao, did you have any bad ideas for Teacher Zeng? ”
Ziqiao couldn't help but shout dissatisfiedly: "How can it be said that it is a bad idea, what I taught to Teacher Zeng is the Spiritual Victory Method, which is positive and full of positive energy!" ”
"Oh, really?"
Yang San reluctantly took out his mobile phone, "Hey, Mr. Zeng, are you on the radio?" ”
"Don't ask me how I know, stop what you're doing and go back to the apartment, I have a way to get Nuo Lan to take the initiative to ask for a remake of the poster."
"It's real, it's more real than real gold, and it has no technical content, let alone physical work, you just need to move your mouth."
In Teacher Zeng's joyful and grateful voice, Yang San calmly hung up the phone.
"San'er, how can you stop Teacher Zeng? This is a divine judgment, a holy war that cannot be blasphemed! ”
Although I didn't hear what Teacher Zeng said, I knew from Yang San's expression that Teacher Zeng must have given up the spiritual victory method he had taught him, Zi Qiao suddenly shouted angrily.
Yang San glanced at Ziqiao speechlessly, "Your so-called non-blasphemous holy war is to let Teacher Zeng splash ink on Nuo Lan on the poster?" ”
Although I don't know what bad idea Ziqiao came up with, it is certain that the target must be the promotional poster of Teacher Zeng's radio station.
Therefore, Yang San made a simple deception, and Mr. Zeng said everything.
Seeing that his secret was known to Yang San, Ziqiao couldn't help but chuckle in embarrassment.
"There's no way to do it, who made the enemy too strong."
Ziqiao and Zhanbo said that Teacher Zeng told them before, when Teacher Zeng and Nuo Lan broadcast live for the second time last night.
Teacher Zeng once again became a telephone editor, but this time Teacher Zeng did not sit still, but had already prepared a way to deal with Nuo Lan.
After answering a call from a caller, Mr. Zeng did not answer the next call again as usual.
Instead, he released his ultimate!
This is the first season, Mr. Zeng received a call from a perverted listener.
One about Ah Zhi, Ah Hao, Ah De, Ah Lin, Ah Ran...... And so on n polyamorous relationships with many characters!
I thought that Nuo Lan would also be dizzy, but what I didn't expect was that Nuo Lan easily gave the solution method, and successfully dizzed Mr. Zeng again!
Based on this, Ziqiao asked Teacher Zeng to launch a "holy war".
"Then do you know that in general, in units like TV stations, personnel must be registered with their real names when they enter and exit."
"Also, almost all public places have camera coverage."
"And there's security patrols 24 hours a day."
This made Ziqiao's face pale suddenly.
He's just a joke, and if Teacher Zeng is fired or even prosecuted, it will be a big crime.
At this time, Teacher Zeng also quickly ran in from outside the door.
"San'er, you have to save me, I can't feel my presence on the radio anymore, woo woo......"
As soon as he entered the door, Mr. Zeng fell at Yang San's feet, hugged Yang San's thighs, snot and cried tears.
Yang San wordlessly pulled Teacher Zeng to the chair and sat down.
"Teacher Zeng, since I said that there is a way, then there must be a way, you listen to me."
Yang San leaned into Mr. Zeng's ear and whispered his method to Mr. Zeng.
The more Mr. Zeng listened, the brighter his eyes became.
In the end, Mr. Zeng clapped his hands excitedly, "Okay, this idea is amazing, I'll call now." ”
With that, Mr. Zeng ran away again.
Zhanbo couldn't help but ask curiously, "San'er, what idea did you give Teacher Zeng?" It won't be as as Ziqiao. ”
Yang San smiled slightly, "What's the hurry, there will be results in a while, and you will know when Teacher Zeng comes back." ”
Ziqiao and Zhanbo asked again and again, but Yang San just smiled and didn't say anything.
They were so depressed that they could only helplessly fiddle with the posters on the table.
After a while, I heard Teacher Zeng's excited shouting.
"I succeeded, San'er, I succeeded, Nuo Lan took the initiative to apply for a remake of the poster with Lisa."
"Teacher Zeng, tell me quickly, what idea did San'er give you?" Ziqiao asked anxiously.
Teacher Zeng couldn't help but look at Yang San with admiration, and said happily: "San'er asked me to call Nuo Lan just now, and then praised the poster for a good shot, and emphasized that I slapped my face like this!" ”
"Face...... Small? ”
Zhanbo and Ziqiao looked at each other in shock, not understanding what it meant.
"That's right, as soon as I said that I was slapped in the face, Nuo Lan was in a hurry, and hung up the phone without saying a word, and then a minute later I received a call from Lisa, informing me to remake the poster tomorrow." Teacher Zeng smiled proudly.
"I still don't understand what it means." Zhanbo said confusedly.
Ziqiao also nodded stunnedly, "Me too!" ”
However, the excited teacher Zeng obviously didn't have the heart to explain to them, and happily jumped back to the room humming a tune.
Zhan Bo and Zi Qiao couldn't help but turn their heads and looked at Yang San in a daze.
In this regard, Yang San smiled slightly, got up and patted his ass and left.