Chapter 20: 100,000 Bad Jokes (Subscription Requested)

Unknowingly, Wan Yu has been away from the love apartment for nearly half a month.

Everyone slowly returned to their usual lives, and Zhanbo settled down in the apartment again.

started a 9-to-5 life again, but everyone could see that Zhanbo seemed to be missing his soul, and the smile on his face became less and less, his eyes became more and more blurred, and the number of times he was in a daze was increasing.

In view of this phenomenon, everyone had to hold a cautious meeting to discuss.

"Now that the situation is obvious, everyone should understand the seriousness of the matter."

In the bar, Yifei looked at everyone seriously, his eyebrows full of sadness.

His younger brother, who was originally a lively secondary two, suddenly became this silly appearance, and he knew that it was better to let Zhanbo and Wanyu go to Milan together.

"Yes, if it goes on like this, Zhanbo will be paralyzed sooner or later." Teacher Zeng said.

"No, I think it's Alzheimer's disease, and the symptoms are very consistent." Sekiya disagrees.

"Ahh Yu Mo asked suspiciously.

"Alzheimer's disease, which is commonly known as dementia."

Yoyo explained simply and clearly, just looking at her and Guan Gu's eyebrows, Lang and concubine, and female godhusband and wife......

Looks like something strange has been mixed in.

"Dementia? How old is Zhan Bocai, how can he be demented. Mika called out in surprise.

"In fact, many geriatric diseases are getting younger now, such as diabetes, and many young people have been found to have diabetes, but it is a bit outrageous to say that Zhanbo has dementia, and Zhanbo is only in his 20s."

Yang San looked at Guan Gu and Youyou speechlessly, he really didn't know how they came up with such a result.

"Whether he is facial paralysis or dementia, in short, if it goes on like this, something big will happen at the fair."

Yifei frowned, no matter which one it was, if it was just a physical disease, she believed that with Yang San's means, there was a way to cure Zhanbo.

I'm afraid it's a psychological disease, as the saying goes, heart disease also needs heart medicine.

At this moment, where can I find a heart medicine for Dr. Zhanbo?

Wan Yu has just gone to Milan, where can she go to change a Wan Yu.

Wait, change?

Yifei couldn't help but look at Yang San slowly, it seems that San'er has a medicine that can make people become another person, why don't you give Zhanbo a try?

"What then? Otherwise, let's take turns telling jokes to Zhanbo, and it should be okay to laugh more. Sekiya proposed.

"No, for high-end science students like Zhanbo, ordinary jokes don't have much effect, I think you should try the jokes, which are most suitable for the sullen type of Zhanbo." Mika laughed.

"Hey, so my eyebrow dance can come in handy too? Great, as the saying goes, practice eyebrows for a thousand days, and dance for a while......"

Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows cheaply, which meant to have an impromptu performance of eyebrow dance.

"Put away your two disgusting caterpillars, I'm about to throw up my breakfast." Yifei glared at Teacher Zeng in disgust.

Seeing that there had been no result of the discussion, Yifei looked at the time and saw that it was not too early, so he had to announce the dismissal of the meeting.

"Okay, now distribute the task, from now on, everyone will give me ten jokes, it can't be the kind that is searched on the Internet, and it will be handed in the night after tomorrow, and it will be unqualified... Hum! ”

“…………”

Everyone couldn't help but be speechless, and looked at Guan Gu sadly, you said you, you didn't have anything to make a joke, but now it's really a joke.

Time flies, and in the blink of an eye, two days have passed.

Yang San was happily shopping with Yu Mo.

Suddenly, Yang San's mobile phone rang.

"Hey, Ziqiao?"

As soon as the phone was connected, Ziqiao's hurried screams rang.

"Hey, San'er, come and save me, I'm about to have my leg amputated."

"Ziqiao, this joke is a bit cold." Yang San said with a smile.

"It's not a joke, it's true, you won't see me if you don't come again."

Yang San squinted his eyes and smiled calmly.

"The joke is even colder, you have to wait and think."

"No, San'er......"

Seeing that Ziqiao was endless, Yang San hung up the phone without hesitation.

"Zi Qiao? What is he doing? Sounds like a rush. Yu Mo asked suspiciously.

"It's okay, Ziqiao and I told two jokes, but it's a little cold."

Yang San smiled slightly,

"What joke? Ziqiao specially called you to tell you jokes? ”

Yu Mo looked at Yang San teasingly, this kind of treatment, why does there always have a feeling of affection.

"What do you think, it's not Yifei, we have to think of jokes, and we can't copy them on the Internet, so Ziqiao tells me a joke every day when he thinks of it, and my ears are almost calloused when I hear it."

Yang San patted Yumo's head dotingly, it was really a day without training, and his skin was itchy.

"I have to say that Ziqiao tells cold jokes or jokes, which is absolutely first-class, but it doesn't become a joke, especially a joke for boys."

Yang San and Yu Mo talked and laughed and started shopping again.

Who knows, just after a short walk, another phone call came.

"Huh?"

Yang San didn't connect yet, but looked at the number authentication displayed on his mobile phone in surprise.

"What's wrong? Zi Qiao has a new bad joke again? Yu Mo laughed.

"No, it looks like a hospital call."

Yang San connected suspiciously.

"Hey, hello?"

"Hello, is this Mr. San'er? This is XXXX Hospital, Mr. Lu Zhanbo has just been in a car accident and was sent to the hospital......"

"Car accidents? You're not kidding, are you? Yang San called out in surprise.

"A large truck ran a red light and crashed into the taxi that Mr. Lu Zhanbo was riding."

Yang San's face suddenly froze.

"Okay, I'll come right over."

After Yang San hung up the phone, he softly comforted the panicked Yumo on the side.

"Xiao Ke."

After pacifying Yu Mo, Yang San let out a deep sigh.

"There was a car accident at the XX intersection just now, and a large truck ran a red light and hit a taxi."

"The driver of the taxi and a passenger were taken to XXXX Hospital, and the passenger's registered name was Lu Zhanbo."

Xiao Ke knew very well what Yang San wanted to ask, as early as when Yang San was still on the phone, he had already checked the truth and explained the matter clearly and briefly.

Not only that, but also sent a photo to Yang San's mobile phone.

Among them, there are photos of taxis at the exhibition, the moment of the car accident, and the tragic photos of the taxi after the accident......

"It's... This... How can this be......"

As soon as Yu Mo, whose emotions had just calmed down, saw these photos, he immediately covered his mouth, and tears welled up.

Yang San's face was gloomy, and his fingers kept swiping over the phone.

The momentary capture of the car accident, the chaos at the scene after the car accident, and the rescue of the injured after the ambulance, fire truck, and police car arrived at the scene......

Suddenly, a photo of Zhanbo sitting on a stretcher and being carried into an ambulance was drawn out by Yang San......