Chapter 166: It's really not business material!
The red-haired Red Flame rushed in and howled:
"Cheap, you really killed me this time......"
Puff~~~~
Ruan Xiaoer didn't hold back, and laughed out loud all of a sudden,
It's not because of anything else, but Chiyan's appearance is really miserable,
A red head is found like a rotten chicken nest, and the clothes on the body don't know who made them, either holes or cracks, and they are covered with all kinds of stains, put them under the overpass, and they are just a beggar, and they don't need to wear makeup.
And that's not even a thing, the most important thing is on the face,
Originally, although Chiyan's face is not white, it is not a little white face, but it is definitely beautiful.
But now, not to mention the blue and purple, it is still swollen like a pig's head, if it weren't for Ruan Xiaoer and Chi Yan being too familiar, he wouldn't have recognized the person in front of him as Chi Yan at all.
When Su Ru saw Chi Yan's respectful face, she couldn't help but cover her mouth, and Granny Yu's face was wrinkled and twitched faintly, as if she was trying her best to endure something,
Song Xiaojian didn't laugh,
Not only did he not smile, but he looked solemn,
straightened his clothes, walked quickly in front of Chi Yan, and didn't know where a high incense with the thickness of a baby's arm and nearly two meters long came out, and there was still a light smoke, inserted it in Chi Yan's back collar, and bowed respectfully four times,
"Brother Chiyan, go all the way, don't worry, I won't avenge this revenge for you......"
Belch~~~
Su Ru was stunned for a moment,
Hey, this script is wrong, isn't it, doesn't it generally mean that this revenge will definitely be avenged?
The corners of Ruan Xiaoer's mouth twitched, numb, Song Xiaojian began to be a demon again,
Chi Yan was stunned, he didn't expect Song Xiaojian to say this, and he didn't react for a while,
I just heard Song Xiaojian continue,
"Well, Brother Chiyan, you can go with peace of mind, although I will not avenge you, but, every year in the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will eat a big meal in front of your grave, so that you can watch me live well, and you will be at ease."
Ahh
On Chi Yan'er's pig-like face, a deep surprise appeared,
Hemp eggs,
Even if I'm dead, why don't you tell me to go to incense and eat at my grave?
Song Xiaojian continued:
"Alas, it's also that you don't have a wife and children, otherwise, I ......"
"Hold it back!!"
Chi Yan roared, interrupting Song Xiaojian's nonsense,
"Cheap, that's how you treat your eldest brother and me?"
Song Xiaojian looked dazed:
"Big brother, isn't this okay? You can't be too greedy to be a ghost, or you'll be struck by lightning. ”
Chi Yan has nowhere to come out of his belly,
"Damn, I'm not dead, I'm not dead, I can still save it!"
Song Xiaojian grinned and said, "Big brother, long pain is better than short pain, give up treatment!" ”
"Real man, just be a little bit and be cruel to yourself!"
Belch~~~
Su Ru was stunned again,
Is this the explanation of a real man, that if you don't die, you have to die?
Ruan Xiaoer is very used to it, and with the friendship between Chiyan and Song Xiaojian, no matter what you say, it's fine.
Chi Yan snorted,
"Cheap, you make me feel so cold, do you just want your eldest brother and me to die?"
Song Xiaojian sighed,
"Alas, people will always die, right, what's more, when you die, I will pay my brother incense for you, practice for you, and go to your grave to see you every Mid-Autumn Festival, you will be content!"
Chi Yan was extremely speechless in his heart, is this a special thing of contentment?
"Why don't you die first, and I'll visit you at your grave every year?"
The corners of Song Xiaojian's mouth twitched slightly,
"You're the big brother, or you go first!"
Damn, remember that I'm your big brother at this time?
Chi Yan stared at Song Xiaojian fiercely,
"Cheap, you are ruthless, I will accept the big brother!"
After speaking, he stretched out his hand and wiped it, and the scars on his face disappeared.
Su Ru was even more stunned,
What's going on?
Chi Yan didn't care if there were outsiders or not, he tore off the tattered clothes on his body, revealing the clean and new red outfit inside.
"Cheap, how do you see I'm pretending?"
For Chi Yan's sudden change of clothes,
Song Xiaojian's face did not change color,
"Your acting skills are terrible!"
He can't say that those old guys from the sect came here just now, and they are all injured, right?
Besides, now that there are many guests in the Nine Xuan Sect, the defense is much stricter than before, and Chi Yan's physical injury, except for his own work, cannot be really dangerous.
Even the group of old shameless people of the sect came to the door with injuries, except for winning sympathy and fighting Qiufeng in front of him, he really couldn't think of any other reason.
Poor acting?
Chi Yan was slightly stunned, and didn't care about anything else,
"Why, it hasn't started today? Pick it up!! What time is it? ”
"Howler!!"
Ruan Xiaoer is as good as a stream,
The two consciously moved out of the barbecue guy and began to light a fire and wear skewers.
Su Ru was beside her, and she didn't know what to do for a while.
Well, let's say it's a guest, as if the host didn't mean to entertain him,
Just now, Song Xiaojian pretended not to hear her words,
But let's get up and say goodbye, she doesn't want to, her purpose and ideas haven't been implemented yet.
"Uh, Brother Song, ...... today"
Song Xiaojian waved his hand,
"Brother Soap, don't worry, let's masturbate together in a while! Talk about something slowly. ”
The other party is a chamber of commerce, and he took the initiative to come to the door, and his posture was very low, of course Song Xiaojian couldn't just drive people away like this.
Besides, his main business magic weapon was already saturated in the Nine Xuanzong Sect, and he needed a channel to expand outward.
Su Ru was slightly stunned, and didn't understand why he was called Brother Soap, but when he heard that Song Xiaojian was willing to continue talking, he said with a smile:
"Then Xiaosheng is better to be respectful than to obey his fate!"
Crackle the horn~~~
On the red charcoal fire, the oily meat skewers emitted an attractive fragrance.
Grunt~~~
A soft sound came from Su Ru's lower abdomen,
Su Ru's face suddenly flushed,
At this time, Chi Yan seemed to have completely forgotten the scene where he had just pretended to be dead, and said with a big grin:
"Big brother, it's greedy, it's normal, it's not me who blows, the technique of grilling skewers, I call it second, I don't dare to call it first."
Ruan Xiaoer smiled,
"That's right, Brother Chi is not wrong at all, how can there be a fool who competes with you, the penultimate first!"
Belch~~~
Puff~~~
Su Ru laughed all of a sudden,
"I'm sorry, Xiaosheng really couldn't hold back!!"
Chiyan's greasy big hand slapped on Su Ru's white clothes, and immediately left a palm print on Su Ru's shoulder,
"Haha, it's all my own brothers, it's too obvious to apologize, look at this slut, he just hurt me like that, did he say a word of apology?"
Granny Yu looked at the greasy salty pig hand, damn, she actually took advantage of our eldest lady?
Just as he was about to get angry, he was stopped by Su Ru's look,
Chi Yan didn't notice the eyebrows of the two at all,
"Big brother, I didn't say you, they all entered this courtyard, and they are still called Xiaosheng, which is too out-of-the-box."
Su Ru was stunned again,
Only a few minutes have you met? Where am I gone?
Chi Yan pointed at Song Xiaojian,
"Let me tell you, this guy is a slut, the more reasonable you are, the more you will suffer!"
Su Ru nodded again and again,
Sure enough, her previous reluctance was just polite words, but she didn't expect it......
"Thank you, Brother Chiyan, for your advice."
Bang Bang~~
Chi Yan slapped Su Ru's shoulder again,
"Big brother, you just learn more, in front of this slut, it is absolutely a loss to ask for face, even if it is shameless, you may not be able to take advantage."
Belch~~~
Su Ru glanced at Chi Yan,
I feel that this is indeed the case, the miserable appearance of this guy just now did not take advantage of Song Xiaojian.
Seeing that Chiyan's greasy big hand was still on her eldest lady's shoulder, Granny Yu's face was wrinkled and trembling with anger, when did she dare to have a man like this?
Su Ru took a skewer of barbecue and skillfully broke free from the greasy salty pork knuckle, which made Granny Yu's face look better.
Half an hour later, Ruan Xiaoer Chiyan's two rice buckets were still eating nonsense, but Su Ru couldn't eat anymore.
"Brother Song, today's auction is really an eye-opener for me, I don't know who Brother Song's ancestor is?"
Song Xiaojian stomped on Erlang's legs, picking his teeth leisurely,
"Brother Soap, don't fix all these things that you don't have, just say what you want!"
Su Ru didn't expect Song Xiaojian to be so direct, which was completely different from the transaction negotiations she had experienced before.
However, in the end, it was cultivated by the Great Chamber of Commerce, and the management of facial expressions was very strong.
"Haha, Brother Song said this, the younger brother is better to be respectful than to obey his fate,"
"Actually, I was amazed by Brother Song's auction today,"
"It's a shame to say that our Ten Parties Chamber of Commerce has held countless auctions, but it has never been as exciting as Brother Song's auction today,"
"I don't know if Brother Song will give you a few tricks for the little brother?"
Song Xiaojian raised his eyebrows slightly, this is sent to the door for me to pretend to ...... Uh, home schoolers?
"Haha, it's easy to say, but in fact, it's nothing to put it bluntly, what do you think is the essence of the Chamber of Commerce?"
Su Ru's eyes lit up, "The essence of the Chamber of Commerce? ”
A smile appeared on Song Xiaojian's face,
"Yes, the essence of the Chamber of Commerce."
Su Ru frowned and thought for a long time, and finally shook his head and said,
"I'm sorry, Brother Song, I don't have an answer to this question."
Song Xiaojian did not have the slightest surprise, in this world, the Chamber of Commerce is still at a very superficial level, that is, to make money,
"If a chamber of commerce wants to exist for a long time, it can't just sell things, but also serve!"
Su Ru: "Service? ”
Song Xiaojian began to flicker, "Yes, it is service, as I said today, customer first is this truth,"
"If the Chamber of Commerce only thinks about selling things to make money, then unless it is a monopoly business, no one else has it, otherwise, it will be crushed one day."
Su Ru nodded again and again,
"Brother Song, you're so right,"
"Our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce is like this now, in the past, we have always been based on pills, and our business is also impressive,"
"However, since the appearance of the Celestial Merchants, the situation has changed,"
"Their pills are cheaper and larger than ours, and the advantage of our Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce is gone all of a sudden......"
……
Su Ru seemed to have opened the chatterbox, crackling and crackling.
Song Xiaojian smiled, but in his heart he felt like he had beeped a dog,
Numb, can I be fooled with such nonsense?
Song Xiaojian, where does he understand the essence of the Chamber of Commerce, but on the earth, he has heard too much about all kinds of advertising.
What social responsibility, what customer is God,
A few casual words, but it's right?
It's just that he didn't expect that the business competition on the earth is very fierce, and it is countless times more difficult for various enterprises to survive than these chambers of commerce in the Canglan Continent.
After a long time, Su Ru finally stopped,
Song Xiaojian hurriedly said: "Well, you are very talented, you will wake up a little bit later!" ”
Su Ru got up and gave Song Xiaojian a big salute, "Little girl~~~ Xiaosheng thank Brother Song for his guidance, fortunately, Brother Song is not in the business world, otherwise, Xiaosheng would have to drink the northwest wind......"
A sycophant shot made Song Xiaojian feel comfortable,
"Well, yes, go ahead!"
Belch~~~
Su Ru was really stunned this time,
In the past, when I encountered all kinds of business talks, it was normal for businesses to blow each other and pat each other.
After ordinary people hear it, they will always be humble and push, but why doesn't this guy play cards according to the convention?
You let me continue?
I'm done with all the words I know, what should I do?
Su Ru said embarrassedly, "Haha, Brother Song is really different!" ”
On the side, Chiyan finally eaten,
A greasy big hand slapped Su Ru's shoulder again,
"Big brother, didn't I tell you, this guy is a slut, the more you want to face, the more you suffer! Deal with him, just be shameless! ”
Belch~~~
Granny Yu's face was not good, and she smacked heavily with the cane in her hand, and snorted heavily,
Numb, why do you make a girl shameless, what do you mean?
Also, take away your groping pig hand from the old body!
Chi Yan suddenly felt a chill all over his body, as if he had a murderous aura,
looked around, trembled and said:
", you're not haunted here, are you?"
Song Xiaojian ignored this guy, the more he ignored him, the more he behaved,
"Brother Soap, I just heard Ruan Xiaoer say that you have a big business......
Su Ru: "Oh, I almost forgot if you didn't say it,"
"Brother Song, I don't know if the magic weapon produced by your sect Qifeng can only be sold to us by the Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce?"
Song Xiaojian nodded slightly, "Go on!" ”
Go on?
What continues?
Su Ru was stunned,
"Brother Song, what did you say?"
Song Xiaojian was speechless in his heart, and glanced at Su Ru, just do business like this, it's strange if you don't go out of business,
"Go on, you Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce won't talk about business like this, will you?"
Su Ru was stunned,
"That's how we've talked before."
Belch~~~
Song Xiaojian covered his forehead, no wonder,
"Okay, I obeyed you, it's a miracle that you have been able to hold on until now,"
"Come on, come on, I'll teach you again,"
"Change your position, if you have a magic weapon, I'll go to you and buy it, why will you just sell it to me?"
emmmm
Su Ru frowned slightly,
"Talk about the price, I'll sell it if the price is right!"
Song Xiaojian was really drunk,
"Please, my eldest sister, can you use some brains......"
Su Ru suddenly trembled,
"How do you know I'm a woman?"
Belch~~~~
Song Xiaojian was stunned again,
Heckling, can this be right?
That eldest sister is just his complaint, and it's not all, mainly because Su Ru eats too little,
"Hmph, this little trick can fool me?"
"That is, I have a lot of adults, so I don't care about you!"
Song Xiaojian flickered around, but Su Ru believed it,
"The little woman is not deliberately cheating, but when she is out of the house, her daughter is inconvenienced, please forgive Brother Song!"
Song Xiaojian waved his hand gently,
"It's not a problem, I'm just wondering, it's a miracle that someone like you can survive in a business like you."
A hint of embarrassment appeared on Su Ru's face,
"Please also ask Brother Song for advice!"
Song Xiaojian: "Alas, for the sake of your attitude, I'll give you a few more words,"
"The current situation is that I have a magic weapon in the Nine Xuanzong that you want to buy, and you still want our magic weapon not to be sold to your competitors, right?"
Su Ru nodded, "That's right." ”
Song Xiaojian: "Then the question comes, we can sell the magic weapon of the Nine Xuanzong to anyone, but why do we have to sell it only to your Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce?" ”
"Selling to the Celestial Chamber of Commerce is also selling, selling to you is also selling, if we only sell to you, not to the Celestial Chamber of Commerce, we will definitely offend the Celestial Chamber of Commerce, so what benefit can we get by risking offending the Celestial Chamber of Commerce?"
Belch~~~
Su Ru frowned slightly,
"But Brother Song, if your magic weapon can't be sold, it won't be good for you, will it? We'll help you out, and it's good for both parties. ”
Ahem~~~
Song Xiaojian was choked, at this moment, he felt that the idea of Brother Soap in front of him was too strange, obviously he came to talk about business, although his posture was low, but it seemed that he came to help Jiuxuanzong.
"Sister Soap, did you see it today, does our magic weapon look like it can't be sold?"
"What's more, even if you can't sell it, then put it away, and the worst can be used as a reward for the disciples, and there is no loss to our Nine Xuan Sect,"
"But what about your Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce?"
"I'm thinking, since your Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce has gotten the news, aren't the people from the God Chamber of Commerce coming soon?"
Belch~~~
Hearing that the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce was also coming, Su Ru suddenly fidgeted and bowed,
"Brother Song, please advise!"
Song Xiaojian waved his hand and said, "Don't fix these broken etiquette, that's what annoys me the most,"
"In the Shang Fang Shang, if there are no benefits that can actually be seen and touched, how can we in the Nine Xuan Sect risk offending the Heavenly God Chamber of Commerce and only sell the magic weapon to you the Ten Fang Chamber of Commerce?"
Su Ru is still young, although he was born in the Shifang Chamber of Commerce, but in the final analysis, he is still inexperienced.
"Brother Song, what benefits do you Jiuxuanzong want?"
Song Xiaojian was really speechless now,
With a long sigh,
"That...... Sister Soap, forget it, you're not the material for business. ”
Su Ru's face turned red all of a sudden,
"Brother Song, please ...... Please also ......"
At this time, Ruan Xiaoer finally spoke,
"Brother Song, the people of the Ten Directions Chamber of Commerce, although they are not business materials, they are still very trustworthy, you can give them some more mention."
Belch~~~
Su Ru's face turned even redder,
Granny Yu also has a bad face, numb, once a big chamber of commerce across the five domains, was actually said to be not business material, isn't this a shame on the face of the ancestors?
Song Xiaojian looked at Ruan Xiaoer's expectant eyes and sighed,
"Well, forget it, I'll just say a few more words."