Chapter 18: What a Pie!
No matter what kind of world you live in.
It seems that you can always meet a middle-aged greasy person who is obviously embarrassed in life, but can always maintain a sense of humor.
They are all very capable and earn a lot of money, but the money is just not enough to spend.
You don't have to be too full to eat, and you don't need to be too well dressed.
My only hobby is to smoke a cigarette and take a bath.
It's just that I'm shy in my pocket.
So
Smoking always, one too much, half a less.
Well, one sentence is too much, half a sentence is just right.
People who understand you naturally know what you have to say.
If you don't understand, then don't speculate for more than half a sentence.
Half a sentence is more, half is enough.
The man gave himself a name.
Half enough.
As for what his original name was, perhaps even he could not remember.
A thousand years ago,
He woke up from the dead on the battlefield.
Memories of the past,
It is already the past, like smoke, drifting away without a trace.
……
……
In the face of Zhang Xiaoyun's question, Ban Enough didn't feel embarrassed.
In today's world, are there still people who are not short of money?
"No." Half enough to answer.
Zhang Xiaoyun narrowed his dead fish eyes, and the corners of his mouth curled.
If you want to find a breakthrough in a person, you don't necessarily need to look for his weaknesses.
Often his hobbies, his needs, and even his preconceived notions about certain things.
will become the object of breakthrough.
The man in front of him obviously likes to make money.
"Don't you think that being a killer makes you a little less?"
"Not a lot, the security guard is only five thousand."
"You ......" Zhang Xiaoyun had a black line on his face.
"Big brother, can we have a good chat? Can't take a long-term view? You are a cultivator, let's not talk about the realm and faction, just say that you killed people for 10,000 yuan, don't you think it's too much of a loss for a single body of cultivation? ”
"The money comes quickly."
"I'm ......!" Zhang Xiaoyun suffered internal injuries.
For the first time in my life, I met a person who could vomit blood from his anger.
But he wasn't discouraged.
Whether you can chat or not, you can talk.
Zhang Xiaoyun simply sat on the ground, picked up a branch, and pointed to the sky.
"Haven't you ever thought that one day, you will be able to become the person at the top of the pyramid of the New World of the Heavens? With a sufficiently large amount of wealth, and no one dares to threaten themselves, as well as the fate of their loved ones. You can even use money to push your realm above this sky! Ascend to an immortal to see the scenery above? ”
Half enough to be stunned for a moment.
Then he nodded, then shook his head again.
"It's hard to make money, and it's even harder to practice. Both rich and soaring, simple in dreams. ”
A basin of cold footwater.
"Lean !!"
Zhang Xiaoyun's lungs exploded.
With such an impassioned prefix, he was about to move on to the next stage of chicken soup, and it turned out to be a basin of cold water.
Is there no blood in your heart? Even a pawn can ignite fire in his chest when he fights on the battlefield.
The cost of communication is so high!
"Brother, I don't understand cultivation, but when it comes to making money, I believe that one day in the future, we can!"
"Getting to the point." Three more words.
Zhang Xiaoyun's face was serious and he nodded seriously.
"If you don't kill me, you will do it with me in the future, I can guarantee that it will be a hundred times stronger than you as a killer!"
"You?" Half enough to believe it.
Zhang Xiaoyun actually didn't believe it either.
But in this case, if you don't brag about your acting skills, your life will be gone.
In order to survive, he used all his brain cells.
In my heart, a huge pie began to be drawn!
Of course, this is not for yourself, but for the man in front of you.
As an excellent capitalist with creditor's rights, drawing a pie is a skill that must be mastered.
Zhang Xiaoyun sat cross-legged.
Hold out your hand and signal the other person to sit down as well.
He took out the 'Five Elements Fire Talisman' and lit a small pile of flames.
The two sat facing each other, and Zhang Xiaoyun spoke solemnly.
"Brother, my life is a big gamble, I decided to bet on you as a person!"
"Me?"
"Remember what I said next, but don't be surprised. It's better to bury it in your belly, and one day, you'll see me on the tip of the pyramid! ”
"En......"
Zhang Xiaoyun took a deep breath and rolled up his sleeves.
"It is said that immortal cultivation technology leads the future, but in fact, in my opinion, you cultivators have not even entered the Internet era!"
“……?”
"Making money is a simple thing, from an economic point of view, it is nothing more than satisfying your needs, so as to put the spirit stones in your pocket into my pocket, that's all.
So there are really many ways to make money.
Nowadays, the people in the cultivation circle, whether they are Taoist magicians, or military warriors, etc., seem to use the scientific and technological dividends of this era, but in fact, they still follow the old-fashioned one-to-one system in their bones.
Have you ever thought about it?
If you learn the exercises in the future, you no longer need to break into the scripture pavilion and the library building. It's a simple 'scan code to pay to get', wouldn't that be very convenient?
Of course, you must be worried and ask, how can anyone want to publish their cultivation methods to the public, right?
It doesn't matter, I'm sure someone will be willing, and I can negotiate this piece of business. Just take the copyright! Exclusive!
Then we can use the method of 'paid reading exercises' to divide the electronic version of the exercises into free chapters before building the foundation realm and VIP paid chapters after the Jindan realm.
When the time comes, it is enough to give a share to the practitioners who provide the exercises.
Of course, it is also possible to let the great monks serialize it themselves, so that one by one can promote the stickiness of the practitioners.
My relationship with the Heavenly Master's Mansion is okay, I can let the Heavenly Master Zhang Zhiwei sell anxiety on the stage of Luo Tian Dajiao.
The anxiety of a cultivator is that others pay to learn to make a breakthrough quickly, and if you don't charge the money, you will be trampled under your feet!
Are you in a hurry? ”
“……!”
"Of course in a hurry! So we can be porters of the knowledge of the exercises! Let the sky have no difficult exercises! ”
"Uh......" looked bewildered.
"Come again!"
“?”
"There are a lot of products for cultivating immortals, just say 'Taoist talismans'!
You should know a lot about talismans, many Taoist sects are producing talismans.
But how many talismans can really be called and make people have a fanatical desire to buy?
There shouldn't be many, and some of them can only be obtained at auction.
So, we can get Liu Qingfeng! Let him be the exclusive designer of our Fu Gong brand!
Then, engage in relationships! Let Liu Qingfeng and a certain other celebrity in the cultivation world make a joint model together!
Just choose the hottest cultivation weapon at the moment!
For example, sword cultivation! The joint name of the sword and the talisman can definitely be a big hit!
But remember, if you really want to fry the trendy brand, you have to play a limited amount.
Be sure to come out with a limited edition!
Then, find the monks of the women's group in the Taiqing Palace, and let them bring goods live in the circle of cultivators! We pay commissions!
Not at all afraid that no one will buy. ”
“!!!”
Half enough to drop his jaw in shock, this kid's brain, what the hell is pretending.
"And! In the future, I will create a self-media account platform shared by the cultivation circle and the fairy circle!
Nowadays, there are so many people who like to show off their wealth and pretend to be forced, get a platform, put them together, update the content every day, send fairy treasures, and take a beach photo of the eight immortals crossing the sea or something like that, it can be popular!
When the platform has traffic, you can place ads from other schools! Still collect money and receive soft hands!
In addition, communication is an obstacle for practitioners of different classes.
Here they can comment freely, feel free to use the keyboard!
Our slogan is, let the world have no insurmountable realm to spray each other! ”
“!!!”
"Finally! Let's open an underground bank! Lending, debt collection, interest collection!
Immortal circles, underworlds, cultivation circles, demons and monsters, you can all come to our platform to trade.
This slogan is called: Let there be no money in the world that is difficult to borrow! ”
……
Zhang Xiaoyun said more and more.
All kinds of bizarre ideas, plus invented models, and some entrepreneurial methods learned from the chicken soup bookshelves at airports and train stations.
In short, it doesn't matter whether it's logical or not, it's just a rush to stuff half of the brain.
Of course, if you analyze it carefully, it is almost unreasonable.
However, the impassioned statement, coupled with the amazing figures that can be obtained under the bizarre profit model.
directly put the opposite half enough, and was stunned.
"So follow me, let's set a small goal first and earn him a billion yuan!"
Half enough to listen to the stunned, full of pictures.
In front of me, there seems to be something.
What a big piece of cake!