Chapter 191: Almighty Drunken Terrier
"Wow~ An An, what are you? It feels good! β
Xie Xiao blinked at this scene and couldn't help but say with some surprise.
While speaking, Xie Xiao squatted down and took a closer look, but he didn't find the talisman attached to the general teacher's body at all.
"This is a hidden talisman water, and the talisman can melt into a person's body when it is stained with this potion." Jian Wei'an threw the bottle back into her bag, "And there is no harm to the body." β
"This thing is good...... Xie Xiao's eyes lit up, and his eyeballs couldn't help but roll, "It's called Hidden Charm Water, right?" β
When the time comes, you can ask Pan Zhihua, and if you have one, buy more!
How convenient it is to use the talisman like this!
"Smack!"
Just when Xie Xiao was thinking about it, Jian Wei'an patted Xie Xiao's head angrily.
"An'an, why are you beating me?" Xie Xiao covered his head and looked at Jian Wei'an aggrievedly.
This is so good, why are you beating him?
He's just made a meritorious service!
"What do you think I don't know?" Jian Wei'an glanced at Xie Xiao angrily, "Don't even think about the hidden rune water, the formula of this thing is very rare, it is the formula left to me by my grandmother, and Pan Zhihua doesn't have it there!" β
ββ¦β¦ Oh. Xie Xiao pursed his mouth, then he went to ask Chi Yangzhu.
That guy knows a lot of stuff anyway.
"Do you want to ask Mr. Chi?" Jian Wei'an tilted her head and looked at Xie Xiao with a smile, "Don't worry, I will say hello to Meimei, even if Mr. Chi has it, he won't give it to you!" β
Xie Xiao: "......"
Sometimes, even if this is not good, I am too close to my daughter-in-law.
Whatever you want to be seen through!
"Okay, okay, listen to you, I don't need to hide the water." Xie Xiao sighed, "Then let's go out now." β
"Hmm." Jian Wei'an nodded, she looked down at the general teacher who couldn't move on the ground, "Can you carry it?" β
"Don't worry, no problem!" Xie Xiao patted his chest, full of confidence, "He looks quite thin, it is estimated that it will not be too heavy, I will definitely be able to carry it!" β
After speaking, Xie Xiao bent down and grabbed the arm of the general teacher, and then got up to carry the general teacher.
"Poof!"
"Boom!"
Xie Xiao just picked it up a little bit, and was so weighed down by the general teacher's weight that he almost didn't fall to the ground!
I'll go!
So heavy?
Xie Xiao looked at the general teacher on the ground with a suspicious expression, and scanned the general teacher's thin figure like a bamboo pole up and down, how could he not be equated with the weight just now!
ββ¦β¦ Can't carry it? Jian Wei'an blinked his eyes and looked at Xie Xiao, a little stifled, "Okay, okay, I'll help you with it." β
As he spoke, Jian Wei'an bent down to help.
"No!"
Xie Xiao had a serious face and waved his hand.
"I'm coming! I don't believe it, I can't carry such a thin man! β
"Don't be reluctant, this is an adult man after all, it's not normal if it's heavy. I'll help you with that...
β¦β
"An An, you don't need to persuade me, I'm determined to do so." Xie Xiao didn't know which tendon was wrong again, he looked at the general teacher with a serious face, as if he was looking at his dignity, "Lao Tzu can!" β
As he spoke, Xie Xiao took a deep breath, and then used all his strength to carry the general teacher!
"WhewβI'll just say I can do it!"
Xie Xiao said proudly, his face flushed.
Jian Wei'an on the side looked at Xie Xiao with some indescribability, she didn't understand Xie Xiao's point - it was just to move someone, should you do it as if to prove your chastity?
Exaggerated, right?
"I'll help you, you're all red." Jian Wei'an grabbed the other arm of the general teacher and said.
Xie Xiao was a little difficult to speak at this time, but he still shook his head very resolutely: "No need to ......"
He can't carry such a thin person, how can An An look at himself?
Too empty?
No way?
Bah! How can a man say that he can't!
"No, what, no, this teacher is so heavy, do you think you will be tired and lie down before we go out?" Jian Wei'an said angrily, "This general teacher's weight should not be a normal weight, what are you carrying?" β
ββ¦β¦ Not a normal weight? Xie Xiao raised his eyebrows slightly.
Jian Wei'an nodded: "Hmm." Can I help you now? β
Jian Wei'an's tone was a little helpless, he was also a dignified president, why was he so capricious when he was childish?
Isn't it good to be a mature person?
If Xie Xiao knew what Jian Wei'an was thinking at this time, he would definitely have to shout - I was only naΓ―ve to you!
If he puts others aside, he will definitely be so cool how cool he is!
Because the general teacher was very heavy, Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao carried it for a while before the general teacher finally carried it out.
"W-What's going on?"
The staff outside couldn't help but be a little stunned when they saw this scene, especially when they saw the clothes of the general teacher and the powder on his face.
What's going on?
Is this their staff or a tourist?
Why are you dizzy?
"Uh, this ......" Jian Wei'an blinked and was about to explain, but another voice interrupted her.
"Ahh Isn't this the red-eyed monster chasing me? β
The boy not far away pointed at the general teacher with a shocked face, and shouted loudly while drinking a drink!
"No, you're all mistaken." Xie Xiao waved his hand, "He's actually a coser, isn't he drinking too much and getting drunk crazy!" β
Well, it's the same excuse as before - drinking too much and getting drunk.
Get drunk and go crazy, so that any abnormal behavior will be explained!
βcoserοΌ Drunk? Everyone at the door looked at each other, but looking at the general teacher who was lying on his stomach softly and was supported by two people who did not react, everyone did not suspect anything.
After all, there seems to be no other possibility than this reason.
No, never
It's psychotic, right?
After prevaricating the people in the playground, Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao hurriedly dragged the general teacher back to the car, directly stuffed the general teacher into the car, and quickly drove back to the guest house!
This time, Jian Wei'an didn't dare to sleep, and stared directly at the general teacher the whole time!
Who knows if this general teacher will repeat the same trick?
But this time there really isn't, probably because Xie Xiao has really too many demon charms on the general teacher, and the general teacher can't even move his face this time, and he is motionless like a sculpture.
finally returned to the guest house, and the two of them carried the general teacher in with difficulty.
"Bump!"
"Whew, mom, I'm tired!"
put the general teacher on the sofa, Xie Xiao was about to collapse, and he collapsed directly on the sofa and didn't want to move.
Although Jian Wei'an on the side was not as exaggerated as Xie Xiao, it was almost the same.
Although most of the teacher's weight is on Xie Xiao's body, Jian Wei'an is just helping, but the weight he bears is not small.
"Huh? You're back. β
About five minutes later, when the two of them finally eased up, Su Yu, who was drinking with a Coke, walked back and said hello.
"Who is this? Your friends? Su Yu saw the general teacher on the sofa and asked casually.
However, after asking, Su Yu realized that something was wrong-because he didn't feel the slightest vitality from the general teacher!
"! You brought back a corpse, huh? Su Yu jumped away all of a sudden, and looked at the two of them with disgust, "What about such a heavy taste?" β
"Fuck off!" Xie Xiao glanced at Su Yu angrily, "This is the general teacher, the demon qi in the body is too heavy, it's not good to send it back to school now, there is no way to bring it back!" β
Hardcore? What's the heavy taste of this?
"Oh, so that's the case~" Su Yu nodded suddenly realized, "I thought it was ...... Ahem. β
"Why do you think so?" Jian Wei'an tilted her head and asked.
"Nothing." Su Yu said with a smile, and after speaking, he yawned and walked into the lounge inside, "I'm tired, Team Zhao will call me again when he comes back, I'll rest for a while." β
In the past few days, everyone has been staying up late, so they all seize the opportunity to rest!
"Tsk, I guess it's not a good thing!" Watching Su Yu enter, Xie Xiao whispered in Jian Wei'an's ear.
"I see." Jian Wei'an yawned, and her eyelids became a little heavy, "I'll sleep for a while, too." β
As soon as he finished speaking, Jian Wei'an fell asleep.
Xie Xiao, who was about to say something, looked at Jian Wei'an, who had fallen asleep in seconds, and couldn't help but be slightly stunned.
At this time, it was already afternoon and evening, and the sun was no longer dazzling, but golden and warm.
The warm sunlight crept into the room through the window, quietly and gently climbed up the ends of Jane Wei'an's hair, climbed onto her cheeks, and kissed the bridge of her nose and eyelashes densely, looking quiet and beautiful.
Xie Xiao looked at Jian Wei'an, who was falling into a deep sleep, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva subconsciously.
The face involuntarily approached Jian Wei'an.
Little by little, twenty centimeters, fifteen centimeters, ten centimeters......
The lips of the two people were getting closer and closer, Xie Xiao's eyes were shining, and he licked his lips subconsciously.
I'm about to kiss ......
"Click-"
ββ¦β¦ It's almost time for dinner, right? β
The door of the room was suddenly opened, and the sound of Zhao Zilan and Lao Li talking sounded, so frightened that Xie Xiao immediately sat up straight!
it! Why at this time?
In Xie Xiao's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, as if he had made a dog.
Can you let Lao Tzu kiss me before coming in?
Will you die if you come in later?
"Huh? Everybody's here. Zhao Zilan noticed Jian Wei'an and Xie Xiao, "Mr. Xie, why don't you look good?" β
Xie Xiaopi looked at Zhao Zilan with a smile: "No, Team Zhao thinks too much." β
Hehe, when you were interrupted when you were about to kiss, can you be in a good mood?
Xie Ershao muttered in his heart.
(End of chapter)
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