Sixty-six, what a big pot of perfume!
Early morning.
Lan Mi woke up naturally.
Lu Xi'er's limbs were wide open, and she fell asleep beside him.
This goblin is so good that it is an exaggeration to sleep.
Lan Mi didn't know when he fell asleep at night, but he remembered that he had another job, a meat kneader.
Lan Mi got up angrily, looked at the charming Lu Xi'er, and couldn't help but sigh.
This is Lu Xi'er again, and the goddess Tang's, they are all goblins who have brought disaster to the country and the people!
Tomboy, what the hell are you trying to do!
You're so stupid to me, is it interesting that you let these goblin girlfriends toss me?
It was you who talked to Lu Xi'er on the phone yesterday, can I still not hear your voice?
Are you worried about me?
If you still use these people to stare at me, aren't you afraid that I will really make a fool?
No matter how good the flowers are, they are not my love!
No matter how beautiful the goblin is, the pink skeleton!
Alas, it's so hard for men, it's even harder for your man to be a tomboy!
Lan Mi quietly crawled over, sneaked up on Lu Xi'er's lips, and shook her head proudly.
Look, brother has wiped out the sugar-coated cannonball you sent again!
Lu Xi'er was so sleepy that she turned over and startled Lan Mi!
Lan Mi hurriedly dodged, quietly got out of bed, and ran into the bathroom to finish washing.
Then Lan Mi changed into running shoes and began the journey of returning to campus for the marathon.
After Lan Mi left, Lu Xi'er opened her eyes, reached out and wiped her mouth, and scolded hatefully:
"Sure enough, it's a stinky and shameless scoundrel!
Benevolence, righteousness and morality on the surface, a humble gentleman, peeping behind his back, moving his hands and feet!
It's still a stealing cat!
Wait, come back today and torture you to death! ”
Then spread out on all fours and continue to sleep!
Lan Mi was on the ring road shortly after following the path, and he estimated that he would be back at school in an hour at most.
Sure enough, as Lan Mi guessed, Lan Mi came to the school cafeteria an hour later.
After eating, Lan Mi went back to the dormitory and changed into his uniform, what kind of perfume did this annoying deer goblin use, and his whole body was changed, and there was such a big smell!
Lan Mi came to the classroom in good spirits and greeted the girls with friendly boots, these are all his good sisters, but they can't be rusty.
"Lan Mi, do you have a psychological problem, why do you use perfume again?"
Feng Baobao leaned over and sniffed again.
"Are you going to resell perfume, sister raises all fours in favor!"
Lan Mi was depressed and wanted to cry. But he has already passed the years of crying, and he can still solve this misunderstanding.
"No, I'm disappointed you, my brother has mutated again, and he has become a beautiful man with his own fragrance!"
"Fart, we've only heard of women having their own scent!
Men are all stinky, stinky feet! ”
Gan Lili answered casually, and she also smelled the fragrance on Lan Mi's body.
Lan Mi naturally began to talk nonsense, and swore and said:
"Brother is not a mortal, my brother has stepped into the immortal gate, and the foundation has been successfully built, so he naturally has a body fragrance!"
"Cut, the brain is in the water, and the foundation is still built, and the chicken and pig are almost the same!"
The tsundere duo turned their heads at the same time, and Teacher Fan Lida had already started class.
However, at noon, Lan Mi still fulfilled his promise and took the tsundere duo out for a good time, and the three of them ate the famous Northeast big bones!
The tsundere duo was very satisfied, and promised Lan Mi to help him fill up the public class.
In the afternoon, the president of the student union held a work seminar that must be held in the new semester.
At the meeting, Vice President Lan Mi made a generous statement, hoping to reduce someone's workload, the reason is to give the new children's boots more opportunities to hone.
Because the reasons were too strong, in the end, the participants unanimously agreed to this beautiful proposal, and three new freshmen who had just joined the student council cooperated with Vice President Lan Mi, who became the honorary vice president.
Vice President Lan Mi finally got his wish.
As soon as Vice President Lan Mi arrived at the dormitory after the meeting, he heard the mobile phone ringing in his drawer.
Lan Mi Tong Boots was beaten back to its original shape, and he answered the phone helplessly.
Don't think about it, it's a call from the fairy deer.
The beautiful woman is already waiting at the school gate.
Vice President Lan Mi was really busy with official business, so he could only change his clothes and go to the appointment.
As soon as he got in the car, Vice President Lan Mi made a request.
"Little deer, where did you buy this and the perfume, can you give me some?"
Lu Xi'er is wearing a queen's outfit today, don't want the avant-garde!
"Yes, there are about 100 catties left, how much do you want?"
"Oh, there are so many, how about giving my brother a small bottle?"
"No problem, I'll fill you later!"
Lan Mi understood, this is a big barrel, and he needs to change the vial.
When he arrived at the villa, Lan Mi asked for perfume again, for fear that the deer fairy would forget.
Lu Xi'er was very impatient.
"Boy, are you interesting, I said that I would give it to you at night, and I can't deceive you, so I will cook for my sister first, my sister is starving to death!"
Lan Mi suddenly felt bad, where would I cook.
"Little deer, can't we go out to eat, or you do it, I won't be able to cook!"
Lu Xi'er didn't care about him, walked directly to the kitchen, opened the door, and motioned for Lan Mi to go in.
"I can't teach you how to be a sister, I'm lazy to do it all day, what can I do!"
Lan Mi was speechless when she was trained, and obediently went in to learn to cook.
Lu Xi'er asked Lan Mi to take out a piece of beef, picked up the machete and chopped it, and Lan Mi was speechless when she saw it.
Sure enough, it's a female tyrannosaurus, and this knife makes it a great one!
It only takes a moment for the beef to break down into slices of steak.
Lu Xi'er turned on the oven again, spread the seasoning evenly on the beef, and then put all the beef into the oven for fifteen minutes.
"See, your favorite stuff, make it yourself tomorrow!"
Lan Mi hurriedly nodded, it turned out that cooking was so simple!
When the time was up, Lan Mi took out the beef, sprinkled it with pepper and salt, and brought it to the table to taste with Lu Xi'er.
It's not bad, it's the taste made by the goddess Tang!
"Understood, Xuanxuan's craft was taught to her by her sister!"
"Understand, my little deer is so powerful, her cooking skills are unparalleled, and her beauty is boundless!"
Lan Mi used his invincible sycophant skills again.
Lu Xi'er was very useful, and decided to clean up the stinky boy at night and be more ruthless.
In the evening, after taking a bath, Lan Mi mentioned the perfume to Lu Xi'er again.
Lu Xi'er was very troublesome and went into the bathroom.
Soon he took a small bottle out and handed it to Lan Mi.
"Ah, is it enough?"
Lan Mi took it and opened it and smelled it, it was so fragrant!
"How is this thing in the bathroom?
Little deer, you're really not particular! ”
Lu Xi'er sat down beside Lan Mi and hummed:
"I want it, it's more, there's a basin in the bathroom!"
Lan Mi ran to the bathroom in surprise and saw that there was indeed a basin on the ground.
Lan Mi lay on the ground and sniffed it, yes, it was genuine.
Lan Mi hurriedly came out to find the bottle, the meaning is obvious, continue to pour it!
Lu Xi'er saw that Lan Mi was busy, she couldn't control it anymore, and suddenly laughed, don't mention how cool it is!
Lan Mi was a little unhappy and said:
"You should wash your feet, are you so happy that I fill it with water?"
Lu Xi'er smiled and leaned back, and said intermittently:
"That's the foot washing water, I just washed it again, I don't believe you came to see it."
After speaking, he also cocked his little feet, which meant that he wanted Lan Mi to smell it.
Lan Mi didn't look for a bottle anymore, and sat on the sofa and gasped.
Lu Xi'er came over and sat down next to Lan Mi, put her little hand under Lan Mi's nose, and said:
"Fool, sniff!"
Lan Mi was a little puzzled, but he still sniffed hard.
Lu Xi'er actually has that fragrance on her hands, and it is very strong.
"How's it going, does it smell good?"
Lan Mi nodded angrily and said:
"It smells good, your family has a lot of money, and you grew up in perfume!"
Lu Xi'er raised her arm again, pulled Lan Mi's head down her armpit, and said:
"Go on, sniff!"
Lan Mihu said suspiciously:
"Lulu, don't you have a fox smell, it's okay, I don't dislike you!"
Lu Xi'er pressed Lan Mi's head under her armpit and said:
"Smell it, see if I can kill you!"
Lan Mi plucked up the courage to smell it, it was really fragrant.
So the shameless Lan Mi sniffed hard, and after a while, he was fainted.
Lan Mi, who was confused, hugged Lu Xi'er and licked it under her armpit, making Lu Xi'er giggle, and hurriedly broke away from Lan Mi and hid to the side.
Lan Mi came to his senses at this time, and his face was flushed.
But his face was so dark that he couldn't see it.