Chapter Eighty-Five: Lao Tzu Says?
"Sister Maomao, you said that if I apply to bring a computer with the class guide, will he approve it?"
Yang Mobai, who took out a lollipop from the drawer, tore open the wrapping paper and stuffed it into his mouth at will, got up and walked around behind Mao Qianpei, rubbing the mirror from his ear, rubbing his bangs angrily, and hesitated.
"It shouldn't be a big problem! After all, you are now the class president, whether it is the school or he is often asked to get documents, it is really inconvenient to have no computer! ”
Putting down the eyebrow trimmer in her hand, Mao Qianpei shook her head.
"Okay, I'll go talk to him!"
Hearing this, Yang Mobai was relieved, and after biting the lollipop in one bite, he turned back and sat back on the chair, picked up the mobile phone on the desktop and was about to apply to Xi Yuefa.
"Bang!"
At this moment, the huge moans emitted by the intimate contact between the door panel and the wall frightened Yang Mobai for a tremble, and he almost failed to grasp the love madness in his hand.
"Who!"
Annoyed, he grabbed his phone and yelled at the door.
It was not only Yang Mobai who was angry, but also Mao Qianpei who was sitting in front of the mirror.
Fortunately, he has already put down the eyebrow trimming knife, otherwise he was scared just now, and it was light if he didn't shave it well, and when it was serious, his hand trembled and he stabbed his eyes......
Don't think about it, the ones who dare to kick the door of the 510 dormitory like this are Wang Chang and Tang Yu.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw the fierce eyes of the four classes staring at him, Wang Chang subconsciously shrank his neck, and even Tang Yu behind him didn't dare to be presumptuous.
"I'm going to slow you down!"
muttered weakly, Tang Yu hurriedly took a step back, went to the 507 dormitory next door, and went to find Lang Shixian.
Sun Tzu is right, thirty-six plans, go for the upper plan!
"Ahaha, that, don't look at me like that, a little excited, pay attention next time, be sure to pay attention!"
I thought that it had always been me and Yang Mobai who were angry at Tang Yu together, but I didn't expect that one day the person surnamed Wang Wang looked embarrassed and hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Why are you virtuous with Old Tang, I thought it was him again, I had to give him a good look!"
It was Wang Chang who kicked the door, and Tang Yu took the lead in smearing oil on the soles of his feet, and Yang Mobai's roar was nowhere else to vent, and in the end it could only turn into a heavy cold snort.
"Didn't you go to tease the young lady? Why did you come back so soon? ”
Unlike Yang Mobai who almost smashed his new love just now, Mao Qianpei didn't do anything after all, and the previous assumptions were just assumptions after all, but they were not as angry as Yang Mobai.
"I want to laugh when I talk about this, wait a minute, I'll go to the toilet first, I was a little scared by Lao Yang just now!"
Hearing Mao Qianpei's question, Wang Chang was immediately happy, and hurriedly covered his crotch and rushed into the toilet.
"Mo, don't be angry, Wang Chang is not Tang Yu, he is so excited, it means that there must be something, let's listen to it first!"
raised his hand and patted Yang Mobai's shoulder, Mao Qianpei said with relief.
In fact, Yang Mobai understands the truth, but he almost smashed his mobile phone just now, which really made him unable to calm down, and this matter is not from the hand of Tang Yu as he believes.
"Hmm!"
Nodding, Wang Chang still has something hidden in his heart, it is rare to see him smile so seriously, as a brother, Yang Mobai can only hold back his anger and replace it with a heavy nasal voice.
"I'm telling you, I was going to laugh to death just now!"
As soon as Yang Mobai finished answering, he saw Wang Changti walking out of the toilet with his pants on, laughing exaggeratedly as he walked.
Originally, his mouth didn't smile, but with this smile, Yang Mobai estimated that his sandbag-sized fist might be able to be stuffed into it.
"Tell me, don't hang our appetite, then Tan Shuya refused?"
Glancing at Wang Chang, Yang Mobai's faint tone frightened Wang Chang to quickly suppress his laughter and tell the story in detail.
It turned out that Tang Yu dragged Wang Chang a few steps to the booth of the etiquette team, and happened to meet several people who were about to sign up, Tang Yu thought that he had to maintain his image, and he couldn't give people an unreliable appearance at the first time.
So he patiently lined up behind the group, grabbed Wang Chang's shoulder, who was about to take the opportunity to escape, and whispered in his ear.
"Hey, why do you think I'm going to have a Penguin later?"
"How do I know, you're not flirting with me, just do whatever you want! Besides, aren't you known as the one who has been in the midst of a hundred flowers, and the leaves don't stick to your body, cowardly?
This trick directly cut off all the ways for Wang Chang to escape, and he simply accepted his fate, so he said to Tang Yu seriously.
"Hammer! Can Lao Tzu coax? ”
The agitation method is still very useful, being provoked by Wang Chang like this, Tang Yu didn't pretend anymore, directly crossed the people in front of him, pressed half of his body on the table, and raised his eyebrows slightly at Tan Shuya, who was shocked, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth.
"Senior sister, I also signed up for the etiquette team, I still don't understand it, I want to ask for advice, but it's a bit bad to delay so many people's time, give a penguin, I'll consult on it!"
"But I'm not on the etiquette team, I'm here to help!"
The shock on the beauty is undiminished, even if it is frightened, it is also a unique flavor.
As soon as Tang Yu's words fell, Tan Shuya replied weakly.
"Eh, what's that, it's okay, the truth is such a truth, Lao Tzu said that one law is possible, all laws are universal, and I ask you the same!"
Tang Yu's response to Wang Chang secretly gave a thumbs up, although he felt that it was quite a scoundrel, but flirting with a girl didn't seem to be a serious thing in the first place......
"This sentence doesn't seem to be Lao Tzu'......"
"Hell knows who said it!"
With a secret sentence, Tang Yu quickly took out his mobile phone, casually snorted, and asked.
"Ahaha, don't care about these details, senior sister report a number!"
"Cool cool~"
Seeing such a scene, Wang Chang behind couldn't help but shake his head and sighed secretly.
Tang Yu's operation is too eager, as the saying goes, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and in today's words, you can't eat a penguin in a hurry!
As a result, what Wang Chang didn't expect was that the refusal he imagined did not appear, seeing Tang Yu take out his mobile phone, Tan Shuya obediently reported the penguin.
"I'll go, that's okay?"
"Thank you, senior sister, I won't delay your work, let's talk about penguins!"
Tang Yu, who had saved the number, propped up the table, and the whole person quickly stepped back, grabbed the stunned Wang Chang and ran back.
While running, he turned around and waved his mobile phone at Tan Shuya.
"How is it, sir, am I very good!"
After a while, knowing that the two had left Wutong Avenue, Tang Yu let go of Wang Chang's arm, raised his eyebrows, and looked stunned.
……
"Sister Shu Ya, did you really give him your penguin?"