Chapter 2 Reincarnation as a Panda

On Huangquan Road, the yellow sand is long, the road is tortuous, and it is extremely difficult to walk. The fiery red flowers on the other side of the road are as bright red as blood, guiding the way to the ghost town of Fengdu, and those with a poor sense of direction don't have to be afraid of getting lost.

The black and white impermanence dragged the chains in front of them, pulling Huang Yuan all the way without stopping, and it seemed to be very relaxed. Huang Yuan is miserable, the wind and sand on the Huangquan Road are very strong, blowing on the body like a knife, after a while, Huang Yuan is in rags, oozing blood, the skin of his feet is ulcerated, and the flesh and blood are blurred, it can really be said that it is a blood mark step by step.

Huang Yuan complained bitterly, but the black and white impermanence turned a deaf ear, and only pulled the chain hard to pull Huang Yuan away. The top of his head is always gray, and there is no sun, Huang Yuan doesn't know how long he has walked, anyway, he is like a walking corpse in the future, let the two impermanent big brothers drag him, and only rely on inertia to move his feet forward.

After walking for a long time, Huang Yuan's consciousness began to blur, and he almost stopped when he thought he was about to lose his soul. Bai Wuchang suddenly turned back to him and said, "Here, there is a ghost town in front, let's line up to enter the city."

Only then did Huang Yuan realize that they had arrived at a black giant city. This huge city was so tall and wide that when you stood below, you could not see the edge of the city walls. There is a very tall city gate in front of this city, and there are two big characters above the city gate hole, "Xudu", it turns out that the ghost city of Xudu has arrived.

At this moment, the city gate was wide open, and the crying ghosts outside the door were waiting in a long line to enter the city, the line could be more than ten miles long, Huang Yuan looked carefully but was a little puzzled, each ghost was accompanied by black and white impermanence, and asked curiously, "Two big brothers, why is there so much black and white impermanence? shouldn't there be only two?"

Bai Wuchang grinned and replied, "Black and white impermanence is an official position, not specifically referring to my two brothers. I am afraid that the total number of black and white impermanence in this yin division is not less than 10,000, otherwise there are about 150,000 new deaths every day in the Yang world, how can my two brothers alone be able to detain them."

Huang Yuan nodded after hearing this, Bai Wuchang pointed to the city gate in front of him and said, "There are a lot of ghosts waiting in line to enter the city, let's go and queue up, enter the city early and hand you over to Niu Tou Ma Mian, even if it is a bad deal, we brothers can go back to rest, let's go", as he said that, he and Hei Wuchang sandwiched Huang Yuan left and right, and stepped forward and lined up at the end of the line.

Huang Yuan looked up and saw that there were eight ghosts guarding the city gate, these ghosts will have hideous faces, blue eyes and red hair, protruding fangs, tall and mighty, naked upper body with muscles and knots, holding a big knife, snoring and drinking, checking and releasing one by one, entering the city is extremely slow, and I don't know how long it will take my turn to wait.

Quietly in the Netherworld Palace, Huang Yuan stood motionless in the center of the main hall with a bull head and a horse face, and there was a long black case on the head of the main hall, and half-human-high documents were stacked on the entire desktop. Behind the case, there was an old man in a scarlet official robe and a stiff-winged black gauze hat, who was anxiously flipping through the papers, muttering where he was and where he was.

The above is the famous Judge Cui, for example, all new souls must first report to the Judge Cui of the Netherworld Temple, and he will make a judgment according to what he has done in his life, if he does evil, he will be sent to the Ten Palaces Yama to be punished in hell, and if he does good, he will be dealt with differently according to the amount of good deeds, or ascend to heaven, or reincarnate, or report to the Emperor Xudu for execution.

Huang Yuan had been kneeling down and waiting for a long time, and at this time, he happened to hear Judge Cui muttering something, and his heart was depressed, this old man is too unreliable, he hasn't found Lao Tzu's information for a long time, this efficiency, five-star bad review.

"Found it", Judge Cui suddenly straightened up, twisted his beard and laughed, "Huang Yuan, karma has been cleared, there is no good or evil in this life, there is no need to send it to the Ten Palaces to be punished, you can live in the underworld for a long time, never reincarnation, take him down!"

Before Huang Yuan could react, he was dragged out of the hall by the bull head and horse face, one left and one right.

"Wait", a loud shout came, which frightened Huang Yuan. I saw Judge Cui holding the judge's pen in one hand and propping up on the table with the other, and the whole person was lying on the pile of papers, stretching his neck and looking down at Huang Yuan and shouting.

Niu Tou Ma Mian put down Huang Yuan, and the two ghosts looked back at Judge Cui for some reason. Judge Cui twisted his eyebrows and said, "It's oversight, it's oversight, hey, I've missed too many documents, but fortunately I found out."

Judge Cui straightened up, held a booklet in his hand, and said to Huang Yuan kindly, "Have you ever sworn that you will be a panda who eats, sleeps, sleeps, eats, is carefree, and has someone to serve in the next life?"

Huang Yuan only felt that a thunderbolt flashed on a sunny day, and the whole person was stunned, to be a panda in the next life? It seems that he said it, and he has the impression that he should have sworn casually after working overtime for three months in a row, and this can also be taken seriously? Staying in the zoo all day and being watched by others, there is no freedom, no.

Huang Yuan hurriedly argued, "My lord, I'll just say it casually, I can't take it seriously, I don't want to be a panda." I also said that in the next life, all the women in the world will not be able to do without me, why don't you take it seriously?".

Judge Cui frowned, his whole face became full of folds, he twisted his beard with one hand, flipped through the book with the other, and suddenly shouted, "It's true." Hey, think about it, it's really hard for me to make all the women in the world inseparable from you, uh-huh......", Judge Cui fell into deep thought.

At this time, the ghost sent the minotaur and said with a smile, "Don't worry, Lord Judge, I have a plan, it is better to let him become a sanitary napkin essence, what do you think?"

Huang Yuan was furious when he heard this, "Lao Tzu is a person who has gone to college, where is the life of sanitary napkins, how can it become sperm, don't lie to me."

"Hahaha", a loud laugh came, and Judge Cui stroked his palms and laughed, "Wonderful, Huang Yuan, everything in the world has life, you just don't understand." In this way, you can choose one between the panda and the sanitary napkin, just wait for you to pass the first seven and send you to reincarnate for a child, if you choose a sanitary napkin, then choose another brand, you choose".

Huang Yuan was already sitting on the ground at the moment, stunned, he really wanted to slap himself a few times, he had nothing to swear about, he was really cheap. Judge Cui saw him in a daze, so he urged, "You hurry up, this official is very busy, there are more than 100,000 dead souls who come to report every day, and every time this official comes, he has to find it again in this sea of documents, and he really can't delay."

At this moment, Huang Yuan is faced with an embarrassing choice, to be a panda or a sanitary napkin, this is still a choice, of course, to be a panda. But Huang Yuan didn't even want to be a panda in his heart, he wanted to be a man, but it seemed impossible. Huang Yuan, who had made up his mind, was about to answer when he was about to answer that he was a panda, and a bold idea suddenly came to him, a very bold idea.