"Hey, hey, hey!"

"Big brother, I beg you not to laugh so much, okay, on this hot day, my goosebumps fell all over the place!"

Yang Mobai, who was sitting in his position and looking at the book with peace of mind, was trembling by such a shuddering laughter in his ears, and he didn't even know that the book he was holding in his hand had fallen.

"Also, don't you know that scaring people can scare people to death?"

Picking up the half-closed book on the table again, Yang Mobai glared at Tang Yu angrily.

""The sound of autumn is still with sycamores"? What kind of book is this, listening to the name is the love and hatred of the Republic of China? ”

didn't care at all about Yang Mobai's cannibalistic eyes, Tang Yu walked over with a Jing step, and he almost had a birdcage in his hand, and then whistled.

"Tut-tut, it's not bad, Lao Yang, you can know how to watch love! Anyway, what is this author's name Tang? Tang Yuwan? ”

"Get your ass out of the way!"

Raised his foot and kicked at Tang Yu's leg, until he watched Tang Yu move away from his desktop, Yang Mobai gave Tang Yu a roll of his eyes with a satisfied expression.

"It's terrible to have no culture, let you study hard, and you will know every day that you are picking up girls, what is the loss of rain, and the word loss is pronounced as yú, and the word "loss" is "圬" province." 圬 means 'to fill in the ground pits'. The combination of "rain" and "loss" means "let the rain fill the parched lake", and it is a sacrifice held in ancient times to pray for rain. It is also pronounced as yù, which means 'rainbow', and the word is good! ”

"Wow...... Didn't understand a word! ”

Thinking that he was shocked by Yang Mo's explanation, Tang Yu, who was standing on the edge of the table, was stunned for a while before he spoke out.

"So you mean, is it pronounced yú? Tang Yan ~ always feels a little familiar! ”

Yang Mobai's knowledge, Tang Yu will not doubt it at all, as the only two scholars in the 510 dormitory, the gold content of what pops out of Yang Mobai's mouth is still high, at least Tang Yu has no confidence to refute it, anyway, what you said is right!

"Alas no, am I not Tang Yu?"

I don't know what Tang Yu's reflex arc is coiled into, but it took a while before he finally reacted, clenched his right hand into a fist, slammed it on the palm of his left hand, and shouted.

"Come on, don't be sentimental, don't you have that number in your heart?"

After such a mess, Yang Mobai couldn't stand it at all, slowly closed the book in his hand, and said angrily.

"At your level, you should write your love letter with peace of mind, and it would be excellent to write a book of "Tang Yu's Love Words Compilation" when to write it!"

"Well, I'll just think you're praising me!"

Of course, Tang Yu can hear the ridicule in Yang Mobai's words, but he doesn't care, the most important thing for your Uncle Tang is to have a cheek, sprinkle water!

"But then again, what are you doing back? Didn't you say you were going out to hunt for beauty? ”

didn't expect his words to make Tang Yu feel ashamed, Yang Mobai was very curious, he hadn't been able to read ten pages of the article before and after he went out, he was tired, it was definitely not normal!

"Heh, can I let you know that I was blocked downstairs by my sister-in-law! Absolutely not! ”

muttered silently in his heart, Tang Yu took out a mobile phone from his pocket without changing his expression and shook it in front of Yang Mobai!

"Oops, why did my phone run to you?"

Being shaken by Tang Yu like this, Yang Mobai couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, but he quickly reacted, and subconsciously touched his pocket, no!

Rummaged through the table, and there was none!

Yang Mobai, who was sure that the claw machine in Tang Yu's hand was his own, instantly burst out, reached out and fished forward, and before Tang Yu could react, he swept the phone over, and the speed was so fast that Tang Yu was dumbfounded.

"Obediently, this is the hand speed of the mother's fetus being single, and it is really cheating!"

"Who let you throw your phone around, put it on my desk, of course I thought it was mine, and I took it away!"

Tang Yu, who had already prepared his speech, didn't panic at all, swallowed the saliva that was stunned by Yang Mobai, walked to his bed in three or two steps, stretched out his hand and wiped it on the table, pinching a crazy mobile phone of the same model as Yang Mobai and shaking it.

"Is that really the case?"

The fox glanced at Tang Yu, whose expression was still the same, suspiciously, and Yang Mobai reluctantly believed his nonsense.

Is this really the case?

!

Tang Yu's desktop was so clean ten seconds ago that there wasn't even a fly at all, let alone a mobile phone!

The real situation was that just now, when Tang Yu's hand brushed over the desktop, the mobile phone that was originally in his pocket was easily taken out.

Tang Yu has to thank Wang Chang for this hand, it is the ancient color tricks that he learned from him.

That's right, Wang Chang can do magic!

Of course, Tang Yu's three-legged cat's kung fu may not be very good at home, just that hand, if Yang Mobai is facing Tang Yu, it is easy to see the flaws, after all, the mobile phone is not small, and the black one is so conspicuous, especially when the autumn tiger is raging, and even the long sleeves are not replaced, it is even more difficult.

However, Yang Mobai turned around for a second, and when he turned around, he only saw Tang Yu pinching his mobile phone and picking it up from the desktop, so he couldn't believe it.

Eyes, sometimes what you see, are not necessarily real!

Tang Yu, who had fooled the past, knew that he couldn't dwell on this matter, so he hurriedly diverted the topic.

"Lao Yang, you are not kind, while teasing my Miss Mo, you are also hooking up with my senior sister Yueyue, with ill intentions, ill intentions!"

"What words do you use, what flirtatious, hook-ups?"

glanced at Tang Yu, Yang Mobai was very helpless about his nonsense, anyway, Tang Yu saw two cats lying on the sewer manhole cover on the way, and he could see that the cats were tired, even if they were obviously male! This is already 510, no, it is the consensus of 14 business administration owners!

Not unusual.

As for the lock screen password of the mobile phone, except for the respective bank card passwords, the other four people have basically communicated with each other, what penguin password, mobile phone password, what Carrefour, Walmart membership card password, anyway, Yang Mobai is not very annoyed by Tang Yu's behavior of looking at his mobile phone.

Isn't it impossible to see things?

"I don't believe you read your information, the first one is the conversation record with Miss Mo, and the second one is that Senior Sister Yin agrees with you to add friends to reply."

clicked on his mobile phone, and sure enough, the first dialog box was Mo Qingqing's, and when he clicked on the chat content inside, Yang Mobai looked a little blindfolded.

"Are you chatting with Mo Qingqing under my name?"

"No, how can I be, I'm not that kind of person! Don't wronged me! ”

While flipping through the chat records that he didn't know where they came from, he looked at Tang Yu suspiciously.

The head shook like a rattle, Yang Mobai felt that it was wrong no matter how he looked at it, and expressed doubts from the bottom of his heart.

"Huh? About coffee? WTF？？？ ”