Chapter 7: Copycat Joe (Subscription Requested)
On this day, Guan Gu and a few people looked at a certain place in shock in the bar.
"Hey, come and worship my new hat."
Yifei came to a few people in a hip-hop style with the rhythm of the music, and shouted in a circle.
"Wow~" Sekiya exclaimed.
"Great!" Yoyo also nodded and said.
"It's so beautiful that it explodes." Teacher Zeng naturally took it.
Yifei shouted helplessly: "It's very tasteful, but please take a look at it before you express your opinion, okay?" ”
It turned out that when Guan Gu and the three of them spoke, they were still staring intently at somewhere, and they didn't look at Yifei at all.
"Brother Monkey, look, there are monsters." Youyou hurriedly pointed to the direction they were looking at, and shouted to Yifei in a low voice.
Yifei looked at it and was immediately startled, it turned out to be a person who looked like Ziqiao, but with a beard, sunglasses, and behaving like a blind person.
"What's the situation?"
"Isn't it very similar." Guan Gu exclaimed with emotion.
"It's just the same as Ziqiao Yidime." Teacher Zeng also exclaimed.
"The world is full of wonders, and even my aunt can't tell it."
"What resembles it?"
Yang San and Yu Mo walked over holding hands, and just when they heard their words, Yu Mo asked curiously.
"San'er, Yumo, look, six-eared macaque." Yoyo glanced at the blind man and pointed at the blind man.
With Yang San and Yu Mohe's eyes, they could naturally see that this blind man was Ziqiao, and the fake beard was about to stick to their faces.
The two looked at each other and smiled, and they didn't debunk Ziqiao, it's nothing, life always has to be like this to be colorful.
"In my opinion, that thing must be Ziqiao, and he must be doing some new tricks of picking up girls, see me go and beat him back to his original form."
Yifei looked at Ziqiao firmly, my mother was in a good mood today, I bought a new hat, and you actually came out to steal my limelight!
"Wait (Japanese), what if it's not Ziqiao? He's blind. ”
Guan Gu hurriedly grabbed Yifei, not afraid of 10,000, just in case.
"University teachers molesting people with disabilities, you will be popular." Teacher Zeng said thoughtfully, looking at Yifei playfully.
"Can you just see if you can come to a conclusion?" Yifei shouted disdainfully.
"I have a way, call him."
Yoyo took his mobile phone and quickly dialed Ziqiao's number, "It's through." ”
"Harrow, Lu Xiaobu is here, what are you doing?"
"Ziqiao, I'm my little aunt, what are you doing?" Yoyo asked suspiciously.
"I'm in the shower, what else can I do, surfing?"
"Aren't you at a bar?"
Yoyo looked intently at the other side, making sure that the blind man did not answer the phone.
"You say, if you help me organize beautiful women to be the audience, I can consider going there to wash."
Suddenly, a strange voice came from the phone, and Yoyo asked strangely.
"What's that crunching sound?"
"Body wash, do you want to hear it glide against my skin?"
Yoyo suddenly thought of a crucial question and exclaimed in surprise.
"How do you answer the phone when you're in the shower?"
"Phelps' special copycat waterproof machine, can you still video, waiting for me to cut the picture to you."
"No need, bye-bye."
Youyou, who was afraid of long needle eyes, hurriedly hung up the phone, "He's taking a bath." ”
"...... so"
Teacher Zeng said in shock, and several people also looked at the blind man in surprise, only Yang San and Yu Mo were secretly having fun on the side.
After the blind man left, everyone hurried back to the apartment.
As soon as he opened the door of 3602, he saw Ziqiao wiping his hair.
Everyone hurriedly ran over, only Yang San and Yu Mo chuckled and sat on the sofa, wanting to see how Ziqiao handled this matter.
"Ziqiao, guess...... Guess what we just saw? Sekiya exclaimed breathlessly.
"It's incredible, really." Teacher Zeng also said in disbelief.
Ziqiao, who had just finished taking a shower, exclaimed in surprise: "There won't really be anyone taking a bath in the bar, right?" ”
"We saw a guy who looked exactly like you, bearded, on crutches, sitting in a bar." Yoyo exclaimed in surprise.
"Do I look like a public face?"
"We also took pictures, Mr. Zeng."
Knowing that Ziqiao wouldn't believe it, Guan Gu deliberately asked Teacher Zeng to take pictures of the evidence, and at this time, he just asked Teacher Zeng to take it out.
Teacher Zeng quickly called up the photo, "You see, if it is fake, it will pay ten for one fake." ”
"Huh~"
Ziqiao saw that it was a selfie taken by Mr. Zeng when he was taking a bath, and couldn't help but exclaim in disgust.
"It's not this one, I'm sorry."
Mr. Zeng didn't expect the handstroke to be fast, so he tuned to his private photo, and quickly took back his mobile phone to re-call up the photo.
"This one, you see, is it super like, super like!"
"Mom, that's true." Ziqiao looked at the photo in Teacher Zeng's hand with a shocked expression.
"How could such a coincidence happen?" Yifei asked suspiciously.
"It's not a coincidence, it's ......"
Ziqiao shouted in disbelief, "No...... No way. ”
"What can't be?"
Sekiya saw that Ziqiao seemed to know the "inside story" and asked curiously.
Ziqiao said slowly: "When I was very young, my mother told me one thing, in fact, I ...... I also have an older brother who has twins. ”
"I don't know." Yoyo exclaimed in surprise.
"Don't talk about you, even I have never seen this brother myself, my mother told me that when he was born, he had a serious eye disease, the family was poor and had no money to see, and on a winter night, my mother negligently left my brother at the train station.
I thought it was just a legend, but I didn't expect it to ......."
Ziqiao said with emotion, and when the love was deep, tears almost fell.
Even Youyou was fooled by him, and Yang San and Yumo, who had already known about it on the side, had to cover their mouths desperately so that they wouldn't laugh out loud.
"If you don't go and see, maybe you haven't gone far." Guan Gu said in disbelief.
Ziqiao was very professional, shook his head gently, and shouted faintly sadly.
"My mom told me that he would not only lose his sight, but his entire eyeball...... It's going to fall off, it's scary anyway, I'm scared to see him take off his glasses, I won't be able to accept it. ”
"But he is your brother after all, and we will go with you."
Guan Gu patted Ziqiao on the shoulder and encouraged.
"Okay, thanks."
Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu gratefully, hesitated for a moment before nodding lightly, lowering his head and picking up the black mirror on the table and bringing it to his face.
Everyone couldn't help but be surprised, Yifei shouted suspiciously.
"Ziqiao, you're not blind, what sunglasses are you bringing?"
"yes, what should I do with it?"
Ziqiao suddenly shouted and suddenly took off his sunglasses.
Suddenly, two eyeball-like objects popped out.
"Ah~"
Teacher Zeng and the others thought that Ziqiao's eyeballs had also fallen off, Guan Gu and Youyou hugged each other in fright, and Teacher Zeng jumped a few feet high and jumped directly into Yifei's arms.
"Hahaha...... You all believe this, and you laugh at me. ”
Ziqiao laughed heartily, looking smug and underbeaten.