Chapter 5: Touching Zi Qiao with Love and Care (Third Update!) Ask for a subscription! )
Teacher Zeng suddenly said: "The headlines on the front page have changed the theme recently, Ziqiao has made such a big lace, and the attention of the paparazzi has been diverted." ”
When Guan Gu heard that it made sense, he couldn't help but smile with satisfaction.
"What's going on tonight?" Suddenly, Teacher Zeng asked again.
Guan Gu said helplessly: "Didn't you say that you wouldn't seal it?" Save your space to report on Ziqiao, he should be burned out and his head is smoking! ”
……
At this time, Ziqiao was really a little smoky.
"Second Master Guan, we have been friends for so many years, you can't help me this time, if you can bless me to tide over the difficulties, I Lu Xiaobu will poison the fourth, and I will ...... forever and forever It's not on Happy Net. After Ziqiao respectfully offered incense to Guan Erye, he pleaded.
"Ziqiao, the flesh and blood are current, the evidence is ironclad, and it is useless for you to hold Guan Erye's thigh now." Yu Mo said solemnly.
Zhang Wei also said speechlessly: "Besides, you are not Lu Bu, and you and Guan Erye are not in the same camp." ”
Ziqiao and Yumo suddenly looked at Zhang Wei in surprise, "Then who should he worship?" ”
"This ......" Zhang Wei said after thinking for a while: "It seems that there is really no one, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are going to kill him, flooded Pi, embattled." ”
"Lu Bu, I can't imagine that you have this day, it's really happy, it's so happy!"
Suddenly, Guan Erye on the shrine suddenly got up, shook a sword flower mightily, and the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand pointed directly at Ziqiao, stroking his long beard and laughing.
"Off... Close... Guan Erye has appeared! ”
Ziqiao was so frightened that he jumped back, and he couldn't speak clearly.
Yu Mo and Zhang Wei also looked at Guan Er Ye in shock.
"Hahaha!" Yang San on the side finally couldn't help laughing.
This is Yang San's masterpiece, this is just a little bit of the magic of the Transfiguration Charm!
"Ziqiao, you..."Yifei suddenly opened the door and came in, and before he finished speaking, he saw Guan Erye who was looking up to the sky and smiling on the shrine, "Guan Erye is alive!" ”
"Ahem, ahem." Yang San felt that it was almost over, so he withdrew the magic power on Guan Erye's body, and Guan Erye laughed, maintaining the posture of the Qinglong Yanyue Knife slanting his finger and stroking his beard and smiling!
"Huh? San'er, this is your masterpiece? Yes, Second Master Guan's posture is much more powerful and domineering. Yifei looked at the statue with interest.
"Stop!"
When Ziqiao saw Yifei coming in, he wanted to sneak away, but before he reached the door, he heard a coquettish shout.
Ziqiao shook reflexively, and said with a smile: "Yifei, are you looking for me?" It's unfortunate that Xiao Hei has an urgent matter to find me, let's wait later..."
Seeing Ziqiao trying to slip away while talking, Yifei smiled "gently": "Oh~ yes? Believe it or not, if you dare to step out of this door, I will dare to break your legs, the third! ”
Ziqiao suddenly subconsciously tightened his legs, "No... No, Xiao Hei is not in a hurry, you have something to order! ”
Yifei slapped a cardboard on him, "Make a list of your suspected girlfriends, you have to find the child's mother first, and then we will send you to the spot to correct the Fa!" Use the rest of your life to atone for your debts! ”
Ziqiao looked at the small cardboard in Yifei's hand and said disdainfully, "Are you kidding?" ”
"Huh?" Yifei suddenly glanced at him, a cold light flashed in his eyes, "Don't you want to run today, Yumo closes the door and lets Xiaoxian go!" ”
Yumo looked left and right, "Xiaoxian is not here, you can let Zhang Wei go." ”
"Uh... It's not that I won't write, I'm just saying that this paper... It's small! Ziqiao hurriedly explained.
“……”
After a long time, if Yifei had taken the paper the size of A4 paper before, then now the one that Ziqiao is full of writing is at least the size of A2 paper!
"Obediently, didn't he just say that there were only 108?" Zhang Wei made a rough calculation, how many times does this have to be flipped?
"That's after he came to the love apartment." Yifei said helplessly.
"But that's too much, isn't it, he grows potatoes?" Yu Mo also exclaimed in surprise.
Looking at Zi Qiao with a smug face, Yang San said with a smile: "Zi Qiao, let's screen it first and remove the ones that don't match the time." ”
"That's it, what are you doing writing down what you soaked yesterday?" Zhang Wei shouted with a little jealousy.
Looking at Yang San with a smile on his face, Ziqiao couldn't help but be furious, "Third master, I'm already overloaded, and I'm not Du Niang, I can still search for keywords!" ”
"No, you can!" Yang San smiled and glanced at Yifei.
Yifei immediately understood, and looked at Ziqiao with "tenderness......
Under Yifei's deep love and care, Ziqiao was instantly moved, as if he had opened up the second vein of Ren Du, and remembered the details of the years one by one!
In fact, Yang San has a softer method, such as "Regent Thoughts" is good, but what are the things in Ziqiao's memory? As you can imagine, Yang San is not interested in watching other people's bed scenes.
"Alright, almost, thank you." Yifei circled the few remaining suspected targets one by one, and patted Qiao with satisfaction.
Ziqiao, who was convulsing all over his body, suddenly jumped up in fright.
"But there are seven left." Zhang Wei counted it, and seemed to think that it was a little much.
Ziqiao cried out instantly: "I don't remember, I can only sift it here." ”
Yifei pouted indifferently, "Okay, then we'll break them individually, anyway, they are all girls Ziqiao is sorry for, let's ask them out one by one, and let Ziqiao atone for their sins one by one!" ”
"But... Where do we get their calls? Zhang Wei once again asked a new question.
Needless to say, the importance of this question Yifei suddenly turned his head to look at Ziqiao.
Ziqiao, who had been in a state of spasms, suddenly felt a chill in his back, looked up and saw Yifei's familiar smiling face, and immediately screamed and wanted to escape.
It's a pity that the shirt suspender he wore today is handsome enough, but it is not conducive to escaping, Yifei grabbed his suspender as soon as he grabbed it.
Ziqiao suddenly screamed weakly, but he couldn't escape from Yifei's clutches at all!
Just when Yifei was about to start a new round of indoctrination...
"Wait!"
Ziqiao instantly shouted, "No... No... Don't dare to bother the woman, some... Something remembered! ”
Under Yifei's stunned expression, Ziqiao grabbed the pen on the coffee table as quickly as lightning, and wrote down the phone numbers one by one under the seven names in the blink of an eye.
"Heroine, please take a look, a certain guarantee is true, and there is no lie." Ziqiao handed the paper to Yifei.
At first glance, these lines are all iron-blooded real men, but seeing Ziqiao's nodding and waist-waisted, Yumo and Zhang Wei suddenly got goosebumps!
Yifei looked at the seven numbers on it suspiciously, and then looked at Ziqiao, who was flattering, "Believe you for the time being, if any number goes wrong, hum!" ”。
"Don't dare, thank you." Ziqiao secretly let out a breath of air, and finally escaped this catastrophe.
Zi Qiao looked at Guan Erye suspiciously, and thought to himself: Is it really the wrong person?