Zhang Xiaoyun and Ban Enough went all the way south.

After several days of travel, I came to the 'South City of Jiangdu'.

It is a must-stop city on the way to Sengoku.

Nancheng is the capital of mountains and rivers, rich in natural landscapes.

Nice view.

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'Life is short for a few autumns, don't chase and don't stop, I am a beauty in the east, and the Yellow River flows in the west......

There was music playing in the car.

A popular song from the last world, singing the sorrow of young people, and Zhang Xiaoyun's tears.

It may be really boring, and it is inevitable to remember the emotional journey of the past.

It's not okay not to cry, it's hard to express Zhang Xiaoyun's mood at this time if you don't cry.

His youth, as the song says, is just a few autumns.

"Half enough, do you think this song is not written correctly?"

"Huh?" Half confused, thinking in his heart, this stupid boss is going to have convulsions again.

Zhang Xiaoyun sighed.

"Where is there a beauty in the east? Where is the Yellow River in the west? Nothing! ”

“……？” Half enough I don't know how to pick it up.

"I heard that there are a lot of beauties in the cultivation world in Sengoku City? Compared with Taiqing Palace, which side is better? ”

"......" is half enough for a black line on his face.

I haven't been there!

Besides, I'm single!

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Looking at the bare hill in front of him, Zhang Xiaoyun suddenly stopped.

"Wait a minute!"

"What's wrong?" Half enough to open the car and look at him nervously.

"Pee."

"Lean ......" is half enough for a black line on his face.

Zhang Xiaoyun wanted to go behind the tree halfway up the mountain to pee.

This kind of thing that left the footprints of his own past, he can do it.

It's just a little hesitant.

"This little hill is a bit aura, it's not very easy to pee......"

Zhang Xiaoyun was stunned.

"Haha, don't be funny, in broad daylight, could it be that there can be any mountain ghosts magical? Don't worry, I'll leave as soon as I pee, and I will never drag mud and water! ”

With that, he pushed open the door and ran up the hill.

Just when he had just taken off his pants and was about to generously 'serve tea' to the father-in-law of the land and the grandfather of the mountain god.

Bang!

Click!

A bolt of lightning struck down in an instant, smashing directly into the top of the mountain.

Depend on!

On a sunny day, where does the lightning come from?

Zhang Xiaoyun looked confused and covered in cold sweat.

He quickly put on his pants and looked up, and at the top of the cloudy hill, there was a small three-story building, and on top of it hung a log that had just been split in half.

He looked nervous, isn't this really a joke with himself?

Thinking of this, Zhang Xiaoyun didn't even feel in the mood to pee in an instant, he was indeed stupid, he didn't listen to half enough, he deserved to be struck by lightning!

Click!

Another thunderclap!

Zhang Xiaoyun was so frightened that he looked at the sky in a panic, what is the matter with your uncle? Wouldn't it really be because he that he angered the mountain god?

He's also a cultivator now, but he's really a bit of an evil sect.

Where does the thunder and lightning come from?

Zhang Xiaoyun wanted to go back to the car.

At this moment, a child's cry interrupted Zhang Xiaoyun's steps.

He looked back,

On the other side of the hill, a five- or six-year-old child was crying while his parents were harshly criticizing him.

"Cry! Do you still have the face to cry? How many times have I told you? You can't fool around when you come out, but you're good, you're making trouble for Lao Tzu everywhere, this is just down, you will split the kindergarten door number in half, you want to be angry with me, right? ”

The one who spoke was a middle-aged man, dressed in a black overalls, carrying a toolbox on his body, and his serious face was full of the stern look of his father.

The child cried and reached out to touch his tears, but it was purely thunder and rain, and his eyes were obviously very dry and there was no moisture, but I had to admire that the acting skills of such a young child were really realistic.

"Dad, I was wrong, I didn't mean to break someone's things, I just wanted to see if that thing was strong." The child said aggrievedly.

"Roll the calves!" Men can't bear it. "Don't think I don't know what's going on in your little bunny's mind, it's impossible not to go to kindergarten! Your mother and I are so busy working every day, how can I take care of you every day? You're still causing trouble, and you have to find a place to take care of you! ”

When the child heard this, he cried even more sadly, and then he could only look at his mother beside him with the eyes of help.

Women wear plain tops, but their beautiful faces always give people a snarky feeling, although it is not good to judge people by their appearance.

"Listen to your dad!" The woman is categorical.

"Mom!" The child was a little desperate, and he didn't think that his mother didn't care about him anymore.

Zhang Xiaoyun saw this person's scene, and felt a little pity for that little child.

Alas, the way parents educate their children today really needs to be strengthened, how can they be so strict? After all, he's just a child, and he's obviously just dependent on his parents.

Even when his unreliable parents educated themselves, they knew that one sang white face and the other sang black face, but this couple actually sang black face.

Tsk, this is a typical example of education failure, Zhang Xiaoyun sighed in his heart.

On the other hand, the little boy stopped crying, because he had already found that this trick did not work, so he sat down on the ground and played the scoundrel.

"Hmph, I'm not going anywhere, if you're really ruthless, just leave me!"

The man frowned, his eyes were full of anger, this kid knows best, he has a ghost idea, and he leads a large group of children above every day, making a miasma in the heavenly court, so no matter what happens today, you must discipline it well.

"Lei Xiaotian, you get up for Lao Tzu! Follow me to kindergarten! ”

"I don't!"

"Stand up!"

"Nope! Not really! ”

"Oops! I can't control you, can I? The man's eyes widened angrily and he pointed at the child on the ground: "Okay, see if I don't open your ass today!" I don't let you know the lesson, and you will pay it back later? ”

As he spoke, the man reached out and pulled the toolbox next to his waist, opened the box with a click, and then took out a big hammer from it!

That's right, a hammer, and a hammer with a huge head!

Waterfack?!

This hammer ...... It's too big, isn't it?

Zhang Xiaoyun opened his mouth in astonishment in the distance.

What is your uncle going to do?

Being an electrician is addictive, right? Do you need to use this kind of tool to educate your children?

I'm afraid it's going to kill someone!

The man held a giant sledgehammer in his hand, pointed to the frightened child sitting on the ground, and said in a deep voice.

"Lei Xiaotian, pout your ass for me! It's okay if you don't go to kindergarten, then you can honestly lie down for Lao Tzu at home for more than ten years! ”

This picture is really a bit scary, the mother who is standing on the side has no intention of reaching out to stop it at all, as if these are commonplace.

Zhang Xiaoyun is not the kind of person who likes to meddle in things, it's just that the electrician and the electrician's wife opposite are obviously not mentally normal.

As a gentleman with talent and beauty.

He really couldn't bear to see that child being subjected to domestic violence, which might not be obvious to anyone.

Even if the child is not naughty and disobedient, you can't pick up a hammer and smash the child, right?

What if this Nima dies? How can there be such a way of education?

Zhang Xiaoyun couldn't bear it, he couldn't care so much, and hurriedly rushed over.

Just as the man's hammer was about to hit the child's buttocks, Zhang Xiaoyun shouted:

"Stop! He's just a kid! ”