Chapter 3: Depth Charges (Part 1!) Ask for a subscription! )
Yu Moton turned his head and asked worriedly, "San'er, you haven't..."
However, before he finished speaking, he was stunned.
I saw Guan Gu pushing a stroller, and said helplessly: "You guys are in Bafeng again, right?" β
You happily walked out from behind Guan Gu with a little baby in her arms.
"Live... Live... Alive! Zhang Wei exclaimed in shock.
"They've skipped all the steps?" Mr. Zeng also couldn't believe it at all.
βOhmyladygaga!β Yu Mo exclaimed in admiration.
"The speed of light." Yifei was also stunned.
"......" Yang San still maintained a stunned look.
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With the presence of this depth charge, everyone suddenly lost the mood to drink and returned to the apartment.
"Don't be nervous, it's not that scary." Guan Gu said helplessly.
Teacher Zeng exclaimed in surprise: "It's not scary, you have only been better for a few days, and it is scary to come out with the child in your arms." β
"Tell me, when did you get into trouble?" Zhang Wei asked suspiciously.
"It's nothing, we just saw this kid at noon." Sekiya explained again.
Yang San, who came back to his senses, immediately believed Guan Gu's words, it was really that this kid didn't look like Guan Gu and Youyou, the most important thing is... Xiao Ke and Yang San said that this child has no blood relationship with Guan Gu Youyou!
Xiao Ke has been a little stumped since he returned, and he can't believe that his original world is just a world, in fact, even Yang San can't be sure whether the world of love apartment is the real world, the more he knows, the more he feels ignorant!
It wasn't until today that Xiao Ke accepted this fact, but this was after Yang San told it that there was a chance to return to the world that devoured the starry sky in the future.
"Noon? We're all out for dinner, and it's just you and Yoyo at home. Yifei suddenly exclaimed in surprise.
"Oh~~" Teacher Zeng seemed to have grasped some important point, and said in shock: "You took advantage of our absence, so you ......"
Guan Gu suddenly shouted speechlessly: "You think you lay eggs!" β
Yifei hurriedly said, "Don't interrupt, let Guan Gu finish speaking." β
Guan Gu had no choice but to explain:
At that time, he and Yoyo were the only ones left in the apartment, and they felt a little bored, so they started chatting.
"Guan Gujun, have you read the recent news? Antarctica, known as the barren land, is expected to grow trees. β
"Yoyosan, I am also concerned about this issue, with the impact of climate warming and environmental pollution, the glacier area in Peru has decreased by 27.5% in the past 30 years, which is once again sounding the alarm bell for us, and climate warming is having a major impact on the homes that people rely on for survival......
"Cards!" X5
Not to mention Yifei and them, even Yang San can't listen to it anymore, does this seem like a topic that humans will talk about?
"What does this have to do with this kid?" Yifei asked in surprise.
Guan Gu said strongly: "Things have to start with us starting to chat. β
"You're too fake, you mean to say that you exchanged views on global warming at noon?" Zhang Wei also didn't believe it at all.
"Uh... Except for this. Yoyo suddenly ran over and said, "By the way, we also discussed the conjecture of the earthquake-prone country in the Pacific region!" β
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Everyone looked at them speechlessly, and no one wanted to answer.
Sekiya and Yuyomi couldn't hide the past, so they had to say, "Okay, here's the thing..."
"They're all out to eat." Guan Gu said lazily.
"It's just the two of us." Yoyo said embarrassedly: "I can finally make up for your loss yesterday." β
Guan Gu suddenly said excitedly: "I want to increase the interest." β
"Nasty!"
And then, just as they were about to start doing something indescribable.
"Wait (Japanese)!"
A strange sound suddenly made Yoyo scream.
"What's wrong again?" Guan Gu said with a sad face.
"Shh Yoyo hurriedly quieted Guan Gu and pointed out the door, "Listen." β
Guan Gu suddenly said angrily: "It's them again!" β
"Eavesdropping, no technical content at all." Yoyo also shouted angrily.
"Wait a minute." Guan Gu couldn't bear it anymore, and got up angrily and walked to the door.
Who knew that when I opened the door, I saw a woman I didn't know running away.
"Ah, this time it's a bit technical, and I found a spy."
Yoyo looked at the stroller at the door in surprise, "What are these?" Diaper? Dried milk? β
The two lifted the awning of the stroller only to find that there was actually a baby!
"It's a... Qi baby? Yumo exclaimed in shock.
"We thought that way at first, but then we found out that it wasn't because we found it in his cart." Yoyo took out a note and said.
Yumo opened it and took a look, "I hope you can take on the responsibility of being a father (Ren)!" β
"It's still a typo." The points that Zhang Wei caught are always so different.
"You have to admit it before you can be responsible." Yoyo thinks that this word "recognition" is used very well.
"You mean," Yifei exclaimed in surprise, "We have a father with a child here?" β
"That's right, the envelope clearly says 3602!" Yoyo said in agreement.
Yifei suddenly pointed at Teacher Zeng angrily and said, "It's the people in your room!" β
Yang San almost burst out laughing, how much resentment does Yifei have for Teacher Zeng?
"It's not that I'm not me, I'm innocent." Zhang Wei suddenly exclaimed in surprise.
Yu Mo immediately comforted: "Zhang Wei, don't worry, we don't doubt you, we believe that someone is willing to be your girlfriend, and it is impossible to say that someone is willing to give you a child!" β
Everyone immediately nodded in agreement, and turned to look at Teacher Zeng scrutinically.
Zhang Wei suddenly doubted life, is this praising me?
"See what I'm doing? Sekiya is not a man. Teacher Zeng said disdainfully.
Youyou suddenly shouted urgently: "Guan Gu saw that woman when he opened the door, if Guan Gu had already recognized it." β
Everyone looked at Teacher Zeng again.
Teacher Zeng was anxious this time, and shouted in panic: "Don't spew blood, I'm a public figure." β
"Just be suspicious, do you need to be so nervous?" Yifei said disdainfully.
"I... I... I can prove it! Teacher Zeng shouted urgently.
"How do you prove it?"
Teacher Zeng suddenly wanted to speak and stopped, and only said after a while: "This is my privacy, I don't want to tell you." β
"You can tell your lawyer." Yu Mo smiled.
Zhang Wei suddenly recovered from his state and straightened his shoulders confidently.
Under the scrutinizing eyes of everyone, the helpless teacher Zeng had to whisper a few words in Zhang Wei's ear.
Zhang Wei suddenly exclaimed in shock: "Huh? You're a virgin! β
Teacher Zeng suddenly collapsed weakly on the sofa...