Chapter 41: Awaken the special attribute of Zhu Bajie! (Ask for subscription)
Once again, he leveled a banshee for Tang Seng who wanted to sleep with him.
Feeling the merit that had barely been moved, Yang San was clear, and it seemed that this wool was about to be exhausted by himself.
If there is no major change, even if he gets the true scriptures for Tang Seng, he will not be able to increase much merit.
It's just that helping Brother Monkey take off the hoop ring before must have attracted the attention of the West, and I'm afraid that Rulai's eyes will always be on this side.
Although Yang San was not afraid of Rulai, if he made any more moves, Rulai would definitely jump out to interfere with him as soon as possible.
If you do it according to your schedule, you might as well go home and eat yourself.
"Elder Tang, Brother Monkey, I'm ready to leave."
After thinking about it carefully, Yang San thought of a few excuses to use for a while.
Tang Seng and Brother Monkey looked at each other in surprise.
"Okay, Master Yang has a good journey."
"Elder Tang, you don't have to keep me, I'm ......"
Yang San followed Tang Seng's words and was about to say the first excuse, when he suddenly came back to his senses and asked suspiciously: "Tang... Elder Tang, what did you just say? ”
Brother Monkey smiled: "Yang Zi, we didn't want to keep you, it's great that you can figure it out by yourself, go back quickly, coax your younger brothers and sisters, big men, let women not be a big deal." ”
Moreover, whoever dares to keep you and me will be in a hurry, and Yang San can't help but laugh.
Yang San: "......"
I thought of so many excuses for feelings?
I knew that your imagination was so rich, and I left the other day, wasting a few more days of my time.
"Yes, Lord Yang, although I don't know about you and... There is some misunderstanding between the dragon girls, but I think you will forgive you if you give in. ”
Tang Seng also nodded with satisfaction.
Get!
Even Tang Seng has become a mediator, what else does Yang San have to say?
After saying goodbye very simply, Yang San rose to the sky and disappeared into the sky in an instant.
Brother Monkey waved his hand happily, and didn't turn around and say to Tang Seng until he couldn't see Yang San: "Master, don't look at this Yang Zi who has been indifferent on his lips, in fact, he is still very anxious in his heart, you see that his speed is faster than my somersault cloud." ”
Tang Seng nodded with a smile, and said with emotion: "Yang Shizhu is a good person, nameless, how many roads he has escorted us, presumably he is also suffering from lovesickness, and he really can't say goodbye to us." ”
"Well, Yang Zi is the most affectionate and righteous, when I was in Wuzhuang Guan, I just mentioned the problem of the three fruit trees with him, so he came back with me without saying a word."
Brother Monkey naturally agrees.
Every time he needed help with something, Yang San always stood up and solved the problem for himself very quickly.
Therefore, Yang San didn't know how many immortals he had offended, but he didn't complain.
In this regard, Brother Monkey has always felt sorry for Yang San, but now that he is tied to the westbound team, he can't get out easily, so he can only wait for the matter to be over, and then compensate Yang San.
Tang Seng sighed with empathy: "I hope Miss Long can be more considerate of Lord Yang." ”
Brother Monkey smiled: "Yes, Miss Long understands the righteousness so well, she will definitely not worry about Yang Zi." ”
At this time, Zhu Bajie in the distance came over inexplicably.
"Master, Brother Monkey, Yang Zi, what's going on? Why are you in such a hurry? It's like burning your ass. ”
Tang Seng and Brother Monkey's faces suddenly fell.
Brother Monkey strode forward and grabbed Zhu Bajie's big ear, and said angrily: "You dead pig, can you speak human words?" What fire burns the ass? Would you like me to try a fire on your ass? ”
"It hurts... Hurt... It hurts ......."
Zhu Bajie suddenly had snot and tears coming down, and wanted to snatch his ears back from Brother Monkey's hands.
But unlike in the past, this time Brother Monkey grabbed it hard and tightly, and Zhu Bajie grabbed it for a long time, not only did he not snatch his ears back, but it also made his ears hurt even more.
Unable to do so, Zhu Bajie had no choice but to ask Tang Seng for help, "Master, look, Brother Monkey bullied me again." ”
In the past, Tang Seng would always reprimand Brother Monkey a few words, so that he might be able to take advantage of Brother Monkey's unpreparedness and snatch his ears back.
Who knows, this time Tang Seng seemed to be unable to see or hear, silently turned away, folded his hands, and chanted words in his mouth.
"Color is emptiness, emptiness is color, color is not empty, emptiness is not color......"
Zhu Bajie: "......"
Master, you don't love me anymore?
Zhu Bajie, who resisted to no avail and asked for help to no avail, simply gave up resistance and lay straight on the ground, no matter how Brother Monkey pulled, he didn't move.
Inexplicably, a sentence sounded in Zhu Bajie's mind, a sentence that he once heard Yang San say and laugh.
[Since you are powerless to resist, then enjoy it!] 】
At this moment, Zhu Bajie realized that this sentence was simply the truth.
Since the ending is the same, why not choose a more comfortable way?
Just when Zhu Bajie had just figured out how to turn the pain in his ear into pleasure, Brother Monkey pursed his lips contemptuously and let go of his hand and walked away.
Zhu Bajie exclaimed in surprise: "Hey, Brother Monkey, why don't you pinch it?" ”
Brother Monkey looked back at Zhu Bajie in confusion, shook his head helplessly, and muttered:
"It's boring!"
Zhu Bajie suddenly touched his red ears aggrievedly, turned his head and complained to Monk Sha: "Senior Brother Sha, look at Brother Monkey, how can he be like this?" ”
But isn't it, when people don't want to pinch him, he pinchs hard, and when people want him to pinch it, he actually says that he has no strength?
It's so that people can't go up or down, what do you mean!
Monk Sha, who didn't know Zhu Bajie's psychological activities, stopped his hand that had been "packing his luggage" and glanced at Zhu Bajie with disdain.
"Yes!"
Are you embarrassed to call Yang San a brother like this?
Even an "outsider" like me can see that Yang San has been absent-minded recently, and it is only a matter of time before he leaves.
At this time, Tang Seng, who had finished "reciting" the scriptures, looked up at the direction in which Yang San had left.
"Let's go!"
After that, he didn't look at Zhu Bajie, who was still lying on the ground, and stepped over him with a Zen staff and walked to the west.
"Hey, Master, wait a minute, old pig......"
Monk Sha covered his luggage "just right", carried it on his shoulders without saying a word, and followed Tang Seng directly.
"Senior Brother Sha, pull Senior Brother ......"
Brother Monkey walked out of nowhere, nibbling on a peach that came from nowhere, and followed Tang Seng not far away.
"Hey, Brother Monkey, wait for my old pig......"
As if they had been discussed in advance, the three Tang Seng ignored the existence of Zhu Bajie, whether it was people or words!
Zhu Bajie, who was lying on the ground, yelled for a long time and found that no one paid attention to him.
I couldn't help but look up, only to find that I don't know when, the three Tang Seng had already walked far away, and the three of them "didn't" find that there was a pig missing!
Zhu Bajie hurriedly got up from the ground, didn't care about the dust on his body, spread his legs and chased to the west.
"Hey, Master, Brother Monkey, Senior Brother Sha, wait for me, don't leave my old pig behind!"