Chapter 5 Bai Xun chasing stars
If there's anything more than disturbing people's dreams, it's to disturb the dreams of the late-night players.
Ruan gritted her teeth and put her head in the quilt, and she had only slept for an hour since she escaped from the Yanzhi Divine Venerable. This Bai Xun, who had been stabbed by a thousand knives, stood at the head of her bed early in the morning, with a gong in one hand and a mallet in the other, challenging her limits.
Finally, Bai Xun succeeded in the challenge. Ruan sneered during the play, and couldn't bear to flick his index finger, and the gong instantly shattered into slag and fell to the ground "crackling".
Bai Xun: Stunned as a .jpg
"......" When did her mana become so profound.
He was startled, it is not appropriate to stay here for a long time, Bai Xun covered his face with a fan, and rubbed it out step by step, "Disturb, disturb."
I saw that the indigo folding fan was raised to his chin, and the folding fan that was more than enough to cover his entire head not only did not cover him, but also exposed most of Bai Xun's brain, a swollen brain door.
Ruan happened to get out of the quilt when he was playing, and saw Bai Xun's strange behavior, "Wait."
After she finished yawning slowly, she said jokingly, "Bai Xun, are you putting the batter on your face?"
When I heard Ruan Xi's words, I saw that the folding fan shook, and the person holding the folding fan froze. "Slap" Bai Xun put away the folding fan vigorously, and said angrily, "It's not your bad idea!" ”
Suddenly seeing Bai Xun's entire head, Ruan burst into laughter in an instant, and the only remaining go-up gas disappeared. At a glance, Bai Xun is like a piece of broken ice with a big steamed bun hanging on it, looking funny and mentally retarded.
"You're dropping your whole head into the batter." Ruan laughed out loud when she played, from the first time she saw Bai Xun, she felt that he was like a noble son in an ancient book, his clothes and etiquette were all inappropriate, even if he was a little more casual, but he was also handsome and dignified, how could there be such a sand sculpture now.
Bai Xun saw her smiling happily and trembling with anger, he stepped forward, "If it wasn't for your bad idea, how could I have been turned into what I am by the Divine Venerable last night." ”
Last night? A gloomy face suddenly appeared in front of Ruan's eyes during the play.
"You went to the Divine Venerable last night?"
That's right, "Bai Xun has a natural face" Of course, the sooner this kind of thing is, the better, if someone else preempts it, wouldn't it be a waste of all your efforts. ”
Ruan's face was complicated when playing, "So, are you really holding wine in one hand and a scroll in the other hand on the big night, wandering in front of the main hall of the god venerable?" "Like a voyeur......
"Yes, you didn't tell me, the first step is to meet the Divine Venerable, and then, pretend that you need to tidy up your clothes, and take the opportunity to ask the Divine Venerable to help you get the wine jug."
"Then, having observed which hand he was holding the jug, I took it with the opposite hand to him, so that no matter how I took it, I could interlock my fingers with the deity." Bai Xun said the strategy he said yesterday with an expectant face.
"That's right......" Ruan was a little weak when she played, she had never been in love, let alone raided such a cold and terrifying demon king. At the beginning, she just wanted to get rid of Bai Xun quickly, so she casually said two flirtatious Dafa shared by her best friends, who knew that Bai Xun actually used the crispy mage as a meat shield, and without thinking about it, she planned to practice her true knowledge.
"Then you are...... Didn't make it by chance? ”
"I met it, and I said a word."
"That's... It's pretty good, so you didn't succeed in handing the flask to the gods? ”
"Handed it over, but... He didn't take it by hand, he used a floating one. ”
“……”
Ruan's embarrassment is about to be committed, Bai Xun himself is a fairy, how can he need other immortals to help him get the wine jug, this is simply a mistake from beginning to end.
Ruan Xi was speechless: "Didn't you think of this situation?" "Yesterday she was preconceived, completely unaware of the mysteries of this world, and the way she said didn't work logically at all.
But... This Bai Xun is too low-witted, he doesn't take his life seriously, and sticks it to the villain as soon as his brain is hot.
"Well, of course I know this, and I also know that the gods of Yanzhi are rumored to be murderous and moody. However, I have admired him since I was a child. I know that the Yanzhi Divine Venerable must have a hard time, he is definitely not an immortal who kills innocents indiscriminately, and those who are killed by him must not be good. ”
Ruan Xi saw that he was impassioned as soon as he mentioned the god Venerable Yanzhi, and his face was full of indignation, and he suddenly realized that this is not the live version of chasing stars and losing his mind.
Bai Xun paused, and said quite embarrassedly, "Besides, my appearance and clothing are also among the best in Lihate, I thought that he, he would not be so indifferent to me." After that, Bai Xun was very sad, he sat down with his back to Ruan Xi, and he was quite lonely when he looked at his back.
It seems that this is still a large-scale star-chasing Shura field......
Ruan was very kind-hearted during the play, put himself in his shoes and thought about the scene where he was turned into a big steamed bun by his own idol, sighed quietly, sat down next to Bai Xun, patted him on the back and said, "Cheer up, won't you be rejected." You have to look in a good direction, like ......"
"Like what?" Bai Xun star-eyed, looking at Ruan Xi expectantly.
She paused, "For example, your head just got bigger, and it didn't unscrew it off. ”
Bai Xun "......"
At the right time, the system was urging in her mind again.
[Please complete the system mission: Go to the Danqiu Bronze Snake Prison and save the Lost Twenty]
Ruan Xi was so irritated that he lay down on the bed, "Bai Xun, do you know where the exit of Qingshan is to return to the distance?" ”
"Exit?" Bai Xun squinted, "Qingshan can only go in and out." What, you're going back to Danqiu? ”
Ruan was playing, and he could only enter but not leave, and it seemed that it was inevitable to go to the main hall to find a trip to the gods.
She looked at Bai Xun, "Let's go, I'll accompany you all the way, stand outside the hall to mention you, and help you attack the gods." ”
"Can you be so kind?"
Knowing that Bai Xun was not a person who was easy to fool, Ruan Xi sighed and said with a sad face, "I have been away from Danqiu for dozens of days, and I have never left Danqiu alone since I was born. No matter what, I'll have to find a way to go back. So I'm going to go with you, not only to do my business, but also to help you by the side. ”
She was sincere and heartbroken, Bai Xun really didn't have any doubts, and quickly got up.