Chapter 5 The Zhang family is in turmoil
The ability has come up, and Dredging's appetite has also grown, if Zhang Xiaoyue is a five-egg egg, he may not be able to eat it, and if he changes Dredging, he can only plug his teeth!
She smiled and listened to the noisy Zhang family, and pouted, "Start arguing now, there will be more days of chickens flying and dogs jumping in the future!" ”
She stretched her body, her eyes fell on the Zhangjia chicken pen, and the chickens that had no one to feed in the early morning were clucking in the cage.
Like a caracal quietly falling, still tracking the whereabouts of the eggs in front, Shutong swaggered to the chicken pen and reached out to grab a big rooster.
Quack, the chicken's neck was twisted off, concocted in the same way, and killed two more, Shutong carried three fat chickens and quietly went back over the wall.
The chickens and dogs of the Zhang family jumped in the morning, and the five eggs were missing, and the Ma family alone made a fuss about the people on their backs, and no one admitted to stealing the eggs.
In the end, under the complaint of the old girl Jiaoni and the black face of the fourth child, Wang could only wave his hand to suppress the matter.
I took the eggs and boiled them again, of course, the second and third rooms are still the same, and there are only two big rooms.
Ma was indignant, and when he saw his mother-in-law's dark face, he didn't dare to complain anymore.
Stretched out his hand and snatched Erbao's eggs, peeled the eggs for his son, and only gave him a small bite of egg yolk, and stuffed the rest into his mouth.
After a messy breakfast, the family should do what they do.
Zhu was not angry with her mother-in-law and let go of her gluttonous sister-in-law, and directly pulled the two daughters back to the room.
I can't eat eggs, and I'm framed, what chickens to feed, starve to death!
Mao didn't have the courage to pull her daughter, Zhang Dahua, to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and let her feed the chickens.
Zhang Dahua walked to the backyard and found that the door of the chicken pen had been opened early, and the red crown rooster that was the first to rush out in the past was gone!
Count it again, good guy, there are three of the biggest ones missing, and this is worth it, Zhang Dahua rushed to the front yard with a stream of urine.
"Oh no! Milk! Oh no! ”
Wang's got angry early in the morning, and he was upset! Hearing this, he directly blackened his face and scolded: "Dead girl! It's a mourning! ”
Zhang Dahua stammered, "Milk!" Chicken! Chicken! Our chickens have been stolen! ”
Wang Shi was shocked, ran quickly to the backyard, and after a closer look, there were indeed three fattest chickens missing.
In an instant, as if someone had taken out his heart, as soon as he sat on the ground, he scolded loudly.
"Oops, who killed a thousand knives? How dare you steal my chickens! ”
The others also heard the wind and found that there were really three chickens missing, and they looked at each other one by one.
Hurriedly looked around to see if there were any other things left at home, and when I looked at it, I found that everything else was there, and the two big fat pigs in the backyard were also humming unharmed, so I was relieved.
Zhang Dejiangqi said: "I lost three chickens, and everything else is there, it's really strange." ”
Wang slapped his thigh and scolded: "You loser! Are these three chickens still missing? A chicken thief who has been cut a thousand times, if the old lady catches you, you must look good. ”
Lao Sijiang Dehai looked up at the high courtyard wall, shook his head and said: "No, mother, our yard is newly built, such a high courtyard wall, can ordinary chicken thieves turn it over?" ”
When everyone heard this, they hurriedly raised their heads, Zhang Shanwa repaired the house back then, not only the materials used in the house were excellent, but the courtyard walls were also built high and strong, and ordinary people really couldn't turn it over.
"If he has the ability to climb over such a high wall, can he steal three chickens and stop?"
Ma rolled his eyes and said, "There are still five eggs!" ”
Wang's sanity had come back at this moment, and he directly smacked her, "Shut up for me!" ”
"Fourth, tell me, what's going on?"
Zhang Dehai glanced at the family incomprehensibly, and walked under the courtyard wall to look around.
It didn't seem like there was a trace of stampede, and his face became even more solemn.
Wang is anxious, this son is the only scholar in the family, and his face is full of sorrow, how can this happen?
"Fourth! Tell your mother what's going on? ”
Zhang Dehai lowered his head, his eyes rolled straight down, and he only looked up after a while.
"Mother! It doesn't look like anyone has been here. ”
Wang Shi opened his mouth, "What do you mean?" It's not a thief, it's a thief? ”
The hearts of everyone who said this sentence were shocked, and Wang's eyes swept over the faces of several daughters-in-law like radar.
A little hideously shouted, "The fourth reminder is right!" With such a tall courtyard wall, it is impossible to only steal three chickens and not move the others if you really have the ability to turn in. ”
Ma Shi didn't know whether he was alive or dead, "Mother! You forgot five more eggs! ”
Wang snorted: "Shut up for me!" Thinking about it, the biggest suspect is you. ”
Ma's mouth was open enough to fit two eggs, "Mother! What do you mean, I told you, I didn't steal the eggs! ”
Zhu was still worried about stepping on her, and pouted: "I remember that my sister-in-law's little brother just came yesterday." ”
Ma didn't understand yet, "Third daughter-in-law, what are you doing to mention my little brother?" ”
Wang Shi had already picked up the big broom on the side and hit the head and face of Ma's shop.
"You stinky who eats inside and out, just your mother's little brother's thing of stealing chickens and dogs. He must have stolen our three chickens. ”
Ma Shi was also anxious when he was beaten, jumped up and hugged the head of the broom, and shouted: "Nonsense! My little brother didn't steal chickens. ”
Wang's is no better than the lazy Ma's, as soon as he used his strength, he snatched the broom back and gave it to her, and the bamboo broom scratched Ma's face with red marks.
Here I want to thank Ma's for being lazy and not washing his face, too much ash is a protective film!
There is no phase breaking! But it hurts too!
"Thief mother! Then you tell me where the chickens are gone? ”
"I said how my sister-in-law has become diligent! Yesterday you had to take the initiative to feed the chickens, and it turned out that the sister-in-law had already made up her mind to steal the chickens at home! Zhu said very definitely.
Ma was also scolded by her mother-in-law yesterday, so she took over the job of feeding the chickens, but she didn't release the chickens from the cage at all, but directly sprinkled a large handful of chaff into it, as for when the chickens were less, she really couldn't say.
"You stinky, you dare to frame me." If the chicken was really stolen by her, Ma would not be so angry, at least he could eat it.
Now that he didn't even see a single chicken feather, he was framed, and Ma couldn't stand it.
"The chickens were fed by your two dead girls! If you want to steal, you will steal! ”
Before the words fell, Wang's back was hit hard by Wang's broom.
"You stinky woman, you still dare to slander others until now, look at how the old lady cleans you up today."
Ma is not a hard-working little daughter-in-law, she will stand there and let her fight, and drill into the pile of people one by one.
Wang Shi was also angry, and there were five eggs missing, so she pinched her nose and recognized it, but now it is three big fat chickens, how can she swallow this breath!
If you don't take care of your eldest daughter-in-law, this stinky mother-in-law won't move her whole family to her mother's house in the future, so she will be ruthless.
It's too bad now, Ma runs, Wang chases.
Ma is a treacherous and slippery person, he doesn't dare to fight with his mother-in-law, and he will push whoever he catches behind him, so after a lot of chickens and dogs, almost everyone in the family was injured.