Chapter 17: Spring is Coming, It's Here Again... (Ask for subscription)
"Studies have shown that men and women who fall in love secrete a hormone called love hormone, which is especially strong in the spring when the flowers are blooming, and people can't help but get carried away...... Clearly exceeded. ”
Ziqiao calmly and everyone popularized the reasonable explanation of the phenomenon that happened in the apartment recently.
"Why do you always have so many weird theories? The bottom line is that I don't understand each one. ”
Regarding Ziqiao's popular science, Teacher Zeng and Meijia both looked confused, and they didn't understand what it meant at all.
Yang San smiled softly, "Ziqiao's meaning is to put it simply, that is, spring has arrived, everything has recovered, and it is the season for animals to mate." ”
"Oh~"
Everyone instantly understood, "I said it earlier, why is it so complicated." ”
It turns out that lately Sekiya and Yoyo have often forgotten the time, the place, and the ...... In short, all kinds of forgetfulness and all kinds of intimacy that no one else has.
For the first time, everyone just came back from the bar and found Sekiya and Yoyo kissing on the sofa, and everyone couldn't help but be stunned.
"Did you see that? Do you see that? Meijia pulled Teacher Zeng's clothes in surprise and shouted.
"I'm not blind." Teacher Zeng said with a sluggish face.
At this time, Ziqiao instantly took out his mobile phone and left this warm scene for the two of them.
The second time, everyone had a good chat in 3601.
Suddenly, Sekiya and Yoyo started to kiss again, and they had no intention of stopping at all.
"Spring is really coming?"
Yifei gently came down from the attic and exclaimed with a surprised face.
"It's okay, I can shoot a video this time."
Ziqiao seemed to have expected it, and took out a camera and pointed it at the two of them.
……
The thirteenth, still in 3601, originally said that they would watch the show together, but after watching it, the two kissed together again.
"They really can't see us." Mika shouted helplessly.
"And I can't hear it." Teacher Zeng added.
"Aren't you shooting?" Yifei patted Zi Qiao suspiciously, he had taken pictures before.
"The tape is gone!"
……
For the Nth time, everyone has collapsed, and these two goods can grind and talk for two hours for who hangs up the phone first!
"No, you hang first."
"No, you hang first."
This sentence has been circling in everyone's ears these days, and it is like Sun Monkey's mantra, which makes people have a headache when they hear it.
No, let's meet at the bar today.
Sekiya and Yoyo chanted the mantra again, and it had been a full hour!
"Wait a minute (in Japanese), there's a call coming in."
Sekiya looked at his phone in surprise, picked up the phone and asked, "Moxi Moxi?" ”
"For God's sake, you two idiots who hangs up the phone first!"
Teacher Zeng on the side held the mobile phone and shouted helplessly, it turned out that he made the call, and if he didn't interrupt them, he wouldn't stop if the phone was out of battery.
After Guan Gu and Youyou left embarrassedly, everyone urgently held a small meeting.
"No, I can't take it anymore." Teacher Zeng shouted.
"That's right, I only know now that Guan Gu actually has this side, but fortunately I couldn't catch him up at the beginning." Meijia also patted her chest and said happily.
Ziqiao said with a sad face: "Hey, San'er, did you and my little aunt and Guan Gu fall into something, you and Yumo have been together for so long, and I haven't seen you like this." ”
Yang San glanced at him speechlessly, "You should lower your head to be the radish on the stall, they ...... Well, there's an endocrine imbalance. ”
"Whatever the reason, this state of affairs can't continue any longer, otherwise this book will become a small H article." Yu Mo said solemnly.
Yifei nodded and looked at everyone seriously.
"It seems that everyone has no opinion, so let's start the sanctions."
"Agreed!" X6
Everyone immediately returned to the apartment and found the two of them who were glued together again.
"Guan Gu is magical, Tang Youyou, for your unbridled love behavior, given that its bad degree has caused a certain degree of damage to social health and ecological balance, so we have to put forward an initiative."
Everyone lined up, found law books from Zhang Wei's room, held them in their arms, and looked at the two of them seriously.
After Meijia finished speaking word by word, everyone nodded solemnly, and Yifei said again.
"Please read the proposal."
"Nani?" Guan Gu said suspiciously.
Ziqiao took a step forward rigorously and gently opened the text printed with the proposal in his hand.
"Why don't you two move together! (Dialect)"
"Together?"
Guan Gu and Yoyo exclaimed in surprise, and finally Yoyo added a word, "What?" ”
"Yes, out of humanitarianism, we will give you three days to think about it, and give us an answer after three days, otherwise we will have to use coercive measures."
Yang San looked at these two people helplessly, the time they spent together is not short, why has it suddenly started to become hot recently, is it really spring?
"Bang!"
Today, everyone opened a bottle of champagne and celebrated happily.
"Cheers to our great Sister Yifei!"
Everyone happily touched the cup and tasted it gently.
"Yifei, I really want to congratulate you, school will start next week, and you will soon stand on the podium and become a great ...... Zombies! ”
Guan Gu exclaimed with emotion, it's just that this word is a bit weird.
Before he could swallow the wine in his mouth, he hurriedly waved his hand to Guan Gu, signaling that he was wrong.
"It's not a zombie, it's a lecturer." Mika points the way to the right place.
"Isn't the pronunciation similar?" Sekiya asked suspiciously.
"One is to educate people, and the other is to eat people."
Teacher Zeng explained the difference between the two with Guan Gu, and Guan Gu nodded in surprise.
At this time, Yoyo finally swallowed the wine in his mouth, "By the way, Yifei, what class do you teach?" ”
"I teach world politics and socioeconomics, or the world economy for short." Yifei said proudly.
Guan Gu nodded understandingly, "It's to teach people how to read poetry?" ”
"Poof~"
Teacher Zeng suddenly squirted out the wine in his mouth, don't you know how to listen to the Book of Poetry?
"Guan Gu, you can understand it as economics, this is one of them." Yang San explained to Guan Gu simply.
Guan Gu suddenly understood, and smiled gratefully at Yang San.
"Look at you, none of you do your homework, but it's good to have me."
Meijia looked at everyone with a look of disdain, and shouted proudly, "I have asked someone, the world is by no means an ordinary subject, it is very profound, so I have specially prepared a small gift." ”
Mika took out a bag and handed it to Yifei.
Yifei took it in surprise, "What is this?" ”
"Open it and see, you'll be able to use it!" Meijia said firmly.