1 [Lazy college student]
In the most ordinary university, the most ordinary men's dormitory building, there is such a most ordinary men's dormitory. Six desks, six round stools, six ladder beds, and six otaku.
Although the doors and windows were tightly sealed, the heating was constantly burning. But the temperature in this room is not flattering, once you take off the outermost coat, you will feel chills when you sit for a while.
So the six guys who had just come back from the classroom took less than three minutes to remove most of their clothes and go to bed and lie down in the thick quilt, leaving only one head and hands operating their mobile phones.
"Sea Seal, is the Glory of Kings double-row black?"
Xie Soccer, who was lying in the second bunk, knocked on the iron railing and invited his roommates head-to-head with great interest.
During this time, the glory of the king was popular all over the country, and what double rows, three rows, and five rows have become words that people often mention. There were also seven or eight girls in the class playing this game, and one of them was Xie Football's girlfriend.
Therefore, he, the king of the game, abandoned "Ball Battle" for the first time and switched to the camp of Glory of Kings. Not only that, but he also brought that crazy spirit of study over, classes, lunch breaks, meals, all the time spent on the glory of the king, and he couldn't wait to become the rare glory king for the first time.
Haiguangjun looked at the novel on his phone, and the latest chapter of "The Legend of Mortal Cultivators", which forgot the old devil, has been read, and the serialized one has not been sent today.
As for the other novels, after reading this masterpiece of cultivating immortals, all his thoughts were about Han Ran and a few of his confidants, and it was impossible for anything else to enter his mind for the time being.
As soon as he thought of this, he readily agreed to Xie Football's invitation, and also proposed: "I'll ask Xiao Hei to have a three-row, the three-row is safer." ”
With that, he opened the door and shouted towards the dormitory opposite: "Xiao Hei, Xiao Hei, play the glory of kings!" Three rows, hurry up and go online, I invite you! ”
"Oh, got it, it's online."
Blackie's voice came from the direction of the toilet, and it sounded a little unreal. However, his mobile phone must be in his hand, and he can't delay the glory of the king, so no one cares about this problem.
Soon, with the sound effect of "The enemy has 30 seconds to arrive on the battlefield", a round of three-row qualifying began. A couple of Diamond Rank guys.
The sea dog chose an Angela, Xie Football took a Daji, and Xiao Hei was a Liu Chan who could carry and control. As soon as the three guys learned a skill, they went to each other's red zone to fight against the wild.
"Old Xie, control it."
"Sea dog, the second skill was thrown on time, and he almost didn't hit it."
"Han Xin, this dog is running too fast, fortunately, Xiao Hei's Liu Chan is dizzy, this guy's mentality is about to explode!"
The three of them turned on their voices, very excitedly discussing their squatting journey, and had a lot of fun.
Over there, Brother Jie, who jumped out of bed and got dressed, looked in the mirror, turned back to his roommates and said, "Damn, that menopausal old woman is sick again, and she has to ask someone to remove the snow on such a cold day, this activist is really difficult."
Lao Jia, after I came back from takeout, I stuffed it in an incubator, don't put it too cold for me. ”
"Oh, no problem, you can go with confidence!"
When Lao Jia came back, he hugged his mobile phone to watch a TV series, and when he heard someone greet him, he sat up, and he agreed carelessly.
Liu Fatzi put down the mobile phone that was in the video with his female friend, and said teasingly: "Brother Jie, then Mr. Wang is also a 30-year-old young woman, where can it be considered menopause!"
Besides, her skin is white and beautiful, and more importantly, the pair of big babies on her chest are trembling, isn't it your favorite type?
Why don't you carry forward the spirit of dedication, charm her with your handsome appearance, and communicate with her in simple terms. Our brothers won't be stared at by her every day. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard it, and those who watched the TV series stopped watching, raised their heads and said: "This is a good idea, sacrifice you for the benefit of the brothers." Besides, Mr. Wang's appearance and figure are good, even if he talks about playing, it is a good choice. Brother Jie, you're gone! ”
Yuan Pengfei, who had been lying on the bed reading novels, also sat up and persuaded him: "Brother Jie, the brothers are all for your good, anyway, your girlfriend and you are thousands of miles away, and they usually can't accompany you."
Why don't you have a teacher-student relationship first, experience the young woman's style, and create some convenience for the brothers? ”
When the sea dog who played the game heard this, he seemed to be inspired by something, and turned his head and said with a lewd smile: "Teacher and student love, Brother Jie is forbidden to love Teacher Wang, it's exciting to think about it."
Brother Jie, as long as you succeed, brother, I support you in ten blockbusters, infantry, cavalry, what classrooms, auditoriums, utility rooms, definitely give you the most inspiration, play her to death! ”
In the face of the teasing and blessings of his brothers, Wang Jie couldn't bear it, he glared at the sea dog fiercely, and replied: "All of them are kings with strong mouths, and what they say is crazy, you have the ability to take action!"
Brother, I will definitely give you the greatest support, matchmaking and matchmaking, and there is no other thing to say. Come on, come on, which one to do, I can take you to Teacher Wang Ru now. ”
Everyone laughed embarrassedly and fell silent. This is just a joke in their dorm room, just talking. With the courage of the two of them, they didn't dare to pursue the female teacher.
This is different from pursuing a girl in school, even if you fail, there is nothing to be ashamed of, and there is no big loss. Like Jia Zhiguo, his girlfriends have changed one after another, and nothing has happened, but the expenses are high.
But if you pursue the goddess-like teacher Wang Ru among the teachers, the chances of success are very few. And it is very likely that rumors will spread and cause other teachers to be jealous of them, don't you want the final grades?
Therefore, they can only let off their mouths and get over their addictions.
Wang Jie glanced at them, and said helplessly: "Then I'll go, you guys can sleep well, maybe you can chase Teacher Wang Ru in your dreams and have a good time." ”
The awkward atmosphere suddenly vanished, and the brothers all laughed. As soon as he turned around, he went about his own thing again.
Those who should play games continue to chat with female friends, watch TV series and read novels, and begin to continue the plot that was interrupted just now.
"Grandpa, your grandson has called you, grandpa, your grandson ......"
Jia Zhiguo was seeing the most exciting moment, and he was suddenly interrupted, and he was also a little impatient. He picked up the phone and asked anxiously, "What's the matter?" ”
"Classmate, your takeaway has arrived, a total of 93 yuan." The little brother who delivered the food concisely said what he meant.
"Okay, go down right now." Jia Zhiguo hung up the phone impatiently, sat up and looked up at the four of them.
The fur dog, the thank you dog game is being played, and the fat man is also busy video chatting with his female friends, and it is definitely impossible to go down. Only Yuan Pengfei, who was lying there quietly reading the novel, should not be afraid of interruption.
"Lao Yuan, the brothers' takeaway has arrived, work hard, help pick it up!"
Yuan Pengfei just finished reading the updated chapters of the serial author, and he still has some unfinished business. simply sat up and agreed, but he still said: "Lao Jia, send the red envelope quickly, and it will be your turn to take my shift tomorrow!" Also, which of you still has something to bring? ”
"Bring me Bao Weilong and add another grilled sausage." Xie Gou said without raising his head.
The fur dog said without thinking: "It's the same as Xie Gou's." ”
The fat man stopped bragging and said, "Bring me a big bottle of mineral water, and WeChat will send you a red envelope." ”
Lao Jia also raised his head and said with a smile: "A bottle of iced black tea in a vat, hard work Lao Yuan!" ”
Noting down the snacks to bring, Yuan Pengfei quickly put on his coat and walked downstairs.
Their bedroom is 305, and they only need to walk two flights of stairs to get downstairs. There is a small shop at the exit of the stairs on the first floor, although the area is only the size of a dormitory, but all kinds of convenient snacks are available, and the price is not more expensive than the outside.
Generally speaking, the students upstairs are too lazy to walk 200 meters to the shop outside. All the needs have been solved here, so the business of the store is particularly prosperous, even if there are still seven or eight customers at this time, he can't get in.
Yuan Pengfei simply stood at the door and shouted inside: "Auntie, two packs of Weilong, two roasted sausages, a pack of peanuts, a bottle of enlarged iced tea, a large bottle of mineral water, put the things here first, I'll go to the door to pick up the takeout first." ”
As a big dog who often consumes here, the uncles and aunts of the store have long engraved them in their minds. So as soon as I saw him, I smiled and said, "Hao Le Xiaoyuan 13 yuan, it's your turn to come down today!" ”
The mouth is still greeting, but the movements of the hands do not stop. The roasted sausages that had been put on bamboo skewers were stuffed directly into a plastic bag, and the uncle's drink peanut Weilong directly packed a big bag, and it didn't take 20 seconds to pile things on the counter.
Yuan Pengfei responded as a matter of course, swept the QR code at the door, pulled his fingers a few times, and the aunt's mobile phone instantly prompted: "WeChat has arrived at 13 yuan." ”
Nodding towards the inside, Yuan Pengfei went to the door of the dormitory to pick up today's takeaway, three lean meat stewed noodles, three pork belly stewed noodles, and a bag of small pickles, he hurriedly went upstairs with a big bag in one hand.
And the little brother who delivered the food was also very happy humming a little song and walked towards the store. This is his most relaxed list, the hotel and the No. 10 dormitory building are only separated by a campus road and a square, and it is only about 200 meters away from the inside and outside, a two-minute walk.
The shipping fee of one dollar for a takeaway, spending five or six minutes on errands, and earning six yuan in the blink of an eye, can he not be happy?
For the hotel owner, at noon, when the crowd is at its highest, the guests can make money without occupying the tight position, which is definitely the most cost-effective deal.
And for the six lazy men of 305, it was too troublesome to go to the restaurant, and they had to sit there and wait for half a day before they could eat. Now it is nothing more than spending two more dollars, you can not be frozen, and it is very convenient to enjoy food in the dormitory, which is undoubtedly a very cost-effective deal.
An inch of time is an inch of gold, and it is difficult to buy an inch of time.
Two dollars can buy 20 minutes of time, who dares to say that it is not cost-effective?
The extra time saved, how to say, can also allow them to play for more than 20 minutes, chat and fart and enjoy life, which is worth the money.