Chapter 37: The Corpse Chaser

After Aunt Yang gave birth to Yang Lili, Uncle Yang felt sorry for his wife's body, so he asked Aunt Yang to rest at home and work in the store alone, but after finishing the full moon wine, Uncle Yang found that the person who made trouble often wandered around, sometimes even several times a day!

However, the other party just walked around the neighborhood and did not make any moves that endangered Uncle Yang, so Uncle Yang was not easy to tear his face, he was busy every day, and he only didn't see that person appeared nearby, but he didn't expect his forbearance to be regarded as cowardice by the other party, and one night a few days later, Uncle Yang was about to close the door and go home after cleaning, but he didn't expect the person to appear again, and he gave him a punch without saying a word!

As the saying goes, the clay man also has three points of anger, and Uncle Yang can ignore that person walking around, but it is absolutely not okay to bully him!

Uncle Yang, who has been an honest man for more than 20 years, fights for the first time, although he has no experience and doesn't know how to move, but the strength of the perennial noodles and noodles is not comparable to ordinary people.

At this time, it was seen that Uncle Yang was indeed a good person, if it was replaced by Hao Jian, he would have to take advantage of his illness to kill him, but Uncle Yang was not so ruthless, and it was not good to start again when he saw that the other party was bleeding, and said a few words such as "You are not allowed to come again in the future", and took out 500 yuan to let the other party go to the hospital, and then closed the store and went home.

I felt a little speechless when I heard this, I always knew that Uncle Yang was an honest person, but this is too honest, right?

Hao Jian was already angry and didn't know what to say, so he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks for a long time before he held back a sentence: "Uncle!" You really don't have a human nature! ”

"I've beaten that person once in my life, although he did a little excessive, but it's also a hardship, if your daughter-in-law is robbed, don't you have to be entangled for two days?" Uncle Yang smiled honestly, now I am completely speechless.

After a short period of embarrassment, I adjusted my mood and asked again: "Uncle, although this matter is quite offensive, but it is all the old yellow calendar of Chen Sesame and rotten grain, how can you be sure that the latest thing was done by that person?" ”

"After I beat him that day, he said that sooner or later one day my family would be ruined, I just thought he wanted to save face and didn't care, now I think he shouldn't have been talking about it at the time." Uncle Yang replied seriously.

"Uh......"

I didn't know what to say for a while, Hao Jian said helplessly: "Uncle Yang, do you know that this kind of verbal threat cannot be used as evidence?" ”

"Really?" Uncle Yang looked dazed, thought about it and hurriedly said, "Then I have other evidence!" The man you saw manipulated corpses, didn't he? A few days after I beat him, there were also corpses coming to the store to eat noodles, and there shouldn't be many people who have the ability to manipulate corpses, right? ”

I almost didn't spray Uncle Yang's face with a mouthful of old blood, Hao Jian also had a constipated expression, and it took a long time before he held back a sentence: "Uncle Yang, can we directly talk about the key points next time!" ”

"You asked me to tell me about the cause and effect." Uncle Yang looked innocent.

"But you can't ...... either"

Hao Jian still wanted to complain, I was too lazy to bother with this kind of thing, so I patted him and told him not to talk nonsense, then looked at Uncle Yang and asked, "Uncle, do you know where the other party is?" It will be smoother when you know the origin. ”

"He didn't say it, but it seems that he speaks with a little Xiangxi accent." Uncle Yang recalled and said seriously.

"Corpse Chaser!" I made up my mind on the spot, and said that this guy is really careful, and he has been remembering the big thing for more than 20 years, and I really don't know whether to say that he has perseverance or is dead-eyed!

Ridicule is ridicule, but my mood is not easy at all, the methods of the corpse chaser have always been very secret in the circle, and I have only learned a little bit from my grandfather.

As the saying goes, "fallen leaves return to their roots", the ancients believed that people should be sent back to their hometowns for burial after they died in a foreign land, but the cost of transporting a corpse back to their hometowns was too high, and it was difficult for ordinary poor people to bear, and in ancient times, the transportation was inconvenient, and it was extremely difficult to drive in the mountains, so the corpse chasers came into being.

The corpse is generally the master and the apprentice two partners, night walking in the mountains and forests but no lanterns, shaking the dementor bell in his hand, while walking while striking the gong, in order to remind passers-by to retreat, when there is more than one corpse, the corpse is connected with a straw rope, separated from each other by six or seven feet, in addition to the corpse to wear a felt hat, the forehead is pasted with yellow charms, similar rules are listed in the list of no less than hundred!

I don't know much about the specific situation, I only know that the methods of the corpse chaser are strange, it is simply unguardable, since I was a child, my grandfather told me not to offend the corpse chaser, after inheriting the mantle of my grandfather, I have been cautious, I didn't expect to break the vow today, not only offended the corpse chaser, but offended the corpse chaser is the smallest eye!

"I'm so difficult, I must have done math problems in my last life...... I sighed bitterly in my heart, and was about to inquire about the corpse chaser in detail, when Aunt Yang and Yang Lili walked out of the kitchen with a noodle bowl.

Seeing this, Uncle Yang immediately kept silent, obviously not wanting the mother and daughter to be frightened together, and Hao Jian and I couldn't continue to ask, so we hurriedly ate noodles and left.

When I returned to the store, Hao Jian couldn't help it, sat on my boss's chair and picked his feet and shouted, "What do you say is going on with that grandson?" He didn't take care of this matter in the first place, and he was grinding and chirping endlessly, how could there be such a cautious person in the world? ”

"One less kind of person can't make this fancy world, maybe you don't have a heart and lungs, why don't you allow people to have a small belly and chicken intestines?" I joked and sat opposite Hao Jian, lit a cigarette and prepared to dilute the sour smell in the air, but I didn't expect Hao Jian's foot to be too powerful, the two flavors mixed together into an indescribable smell, I only smelled it and felt a little high, and hurriedly opened the store door for ventilation.

Hao Jian not only unconsciously, but also took out the other foot: "If you want me to say that Ya is full of food, nearly twenty years ago, now that guy has more than four, right?" Why do you have such a soft spot for Aunt Yang? ”

Without waiting for me to speak, Hao Jian suddenly thought of something and laughed evilly: "Sanshui! I heard that the corpse chaser accepts apprentices and picks those who don't look good, so the grandson can't be too poor to never get married, right? ”

"You can accumulate some virtue, this will be heard by the corpse chaser, be careful that people will get hundreds of corpses to come and tear you alive!" I looked at Hao Jian and said angrily.

"Shhhh I'm afraid he won't come! Hao Jian patted his chest angrily, ran to the door barefoot and shouted: "Grandson! Your grandfather Hao is waiting here! The one who brought the seed came out and made two moves with grandpa! ”

Hao Jian waited for a few minutes after shouting, but there was no movement outside, and he turned around and stretched out his hand to me: "How is it?" I said that the grandson was a coward...... Oops! Sanshui save me! ”