Chapter 22: It's a dwarf... (Ask for subscription)

San'er, Zhang Wei is gone again? ”

On this day, in the bar, Mr. Zeng came over with a bottle of wine and asked suspiciously.

Yang San smiled and said: "Yes, I helped him deal with the summoner, and by the way, he was promoted to a lower level, and then Zhang Wei happily ran back to training." ”

In fact, that summoner contains the symbol of the strange existence.

It's good that Zhang Wei hasn't fought in actual combat now, but once he fights and sees blood, he will wake him up.

At that time, Yang San didn't think that Zhang Wei, an ordinary person, could resist the temptation of the other party.

This is also the reason why Yang San is angry, if Zhang Wei hadn't come back this time and happened to run into him, he wouldn't know how to help Zhang Wei collect his body at that time.

"San'er, did you see any other summoners in Xiao Hei's place? Get me one too. Teacher Zeng raised his eyebrows cheaply.

Yang San calmly turned his head to look at Teacher Zeng, "Okay, I happened to see a Sailor Moon transformer at Xiao Hei's place last time, and I turned around to come over for you." ”

"Poof~~"

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"San'er, don't say it, Sailor Moon and Teacher Zeng are a perfect match." Ziqiao laughed playfully.

Teacher Zeng couldn't help but shout angrily: "Go, go, brush your teeth." ”

Zizhiqiao and Meijia sat together crookedly, since they got along again, the two of them have been like glue, and they are paired everywhere.

"San'er, does Zhang Wei's summoner have any side effects?" Yifei asked worriedly.

Yang San laughed softly: "Don't worry, there was before, and now I have helped him deal with it, and I guarantee that it will be easier to use than before." ”

"By the way, what is Zhang Wei like after he transforms? If there is a picture of him, take a look. Yoyo suddenly called out in anticipation.

When everyone heard this, they were immediately aroused, and they all looked at Yang San curiously.

Yang San smiled and took out his mobile phone and clicked on a video.

I saw Zhang Wei with a solemn face, pure eyes, raising his right hand high, and calling loudly:

β€œSnake!”

I saw Zhang Wei carrying a very fashionable watch on his right wrist, which was radiating light at this time.

Suddenly, a dazzling white light fell from the sky, enveloping Zhang Wei in it.

After a while, when the light dissipated, Zhang Wei had become a red, blue and white "person......

Guys: "......"

"This ...... What the hell is Snake? Ziqiao called out in confusion.

"That's it, it's obviously Bump Man, and it's more normal to call Tiga than this." Meijia also complained weakly.

"Ruined childhood, the Bumpman transformer is actually a watch, or is it Longines?"

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei who was touching left and right in the video with a painful face, and always felt that this bumpy man was very spicy.

Yang San, who had expected it, drank calmly, and at this time, Zhang Wei's voice happened to be heard in the video.

"San'er, this bump man is a good dick, much better looking than the snow mastiff, I didn't expect that one day, I can also transform into a bump man!"

Guys: "......"

Coincidentally, everyone turned their heads towards Yang San, and their eyes were full of bewilderment.

The only difference is that Zhanbo's eyes are full of fanaticism.

"San'er, I have an Optimus Prime, can you help me become real?"

The smile on Yang San's face suddenly froze, it is not difficult to become moving, but to become true, you must at least bring a cosmic Rubik's cube over.

"Zhanbo, don't mess around, how many times have I told you, Optimus Prime is fictional......"

In Yifei's reprimand, Zhanbo couldn't help but hang his head in frustration.

Who knows, Yifei immediately shouted: "San'er, I have an ark reactor!" ”

"Sister, you are more unreliable than me, the steel suit is strong, but you are not as good as Jarvis, but you are just broken copper and iron." Zhanbo looked at Yifei with disdain.

"My dear, why don't I remember a bump man named Snake, and Zhang Wei doesn't seem to have seen this bump man, is it a new one?" Yu Mo asked curiously.

When everyone heard this, they all looked at Yang San curiously.

Yang San couldn't help but laugh softly, "I don't know if Bump Man is called Snake, but it definitely won't be Zhang Wei." ”

"Why?"

Guan Gu was immediately very confused, and suddenly, he thought of a very critical question, "San'er, how tall is Zhang Wei after he transforms?" ”

"Well...... 180 cm. Yang San thought about it seriously and said with great certainty.

"Nani, San'er isn't joking, right, it's only 1.8 meters?"

Guan Gu suddenly shouted in surprise, "Even Boe is 24 meters tall, is Zhang Wei a dwarf?" No...... He's a dwarf! ”

"Oh, this is not a problem, Zhang Wei can get bigger, up to 90 meters." Yang San laughed casually.

"Sure enough, it's a dwarf, which one gets bigger and the concave and convex man is not a few hundred meters high, Zhang Wei is only 90 meters."

Suddenly, Guan Gu nodded affirmatively, what Zhang Wei got was really just a defective product!

Looking at Yifei's undiminished interest in his eyes, Yang San couldn't help but shake his head and smiled.

"Yifei, you have nothing to do to study your domineering, that thing is used well, it is very simple to kill Zhang Wei in seconds."

"Wait, San'er, you haven't said why Zhang Wei called Snake?" Yoyo asked curiously.

Yang San shrugged helplessly, "I have to ask Zhang Wei about this, this transformer I got for him, as long as it is activated with energy, it has nothing to do with the slogan." ”

Teacher Zeng on the side looked at his watch from time to time, as if he was in a hurry.

"Teacher Zeng, what have you been busy with lately? Why don't I see you so often? Guan Gu asked curiously.

When Teacher Zeng heard this, his expression suddenly tightened, and he looked at Yifei unnaturally, and saw that she was not abnormal, so he quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Isn't there something wrong with me, the radio has been busy these days, huh."

Teacher Zeng's dodgy appearance happened to be seen by Yang San and Yu Mo, and the two looked at each other and shook their heads helplessly.

These two people are obviously affectionate, and the concubine is intentional. But it dragged on for a few years, and no one spoke first.

"I still have something to do with the radio station, so let's go first, bye."

At this time, Teacher Zeng squeaked and made an excuse, and was ready to get up and leave.

Yang San looked at it, smiled and said, "Teacher Zeng, I just want to go out and pull you over the radio station by the way." ”

"Oh, no...... I ......"

Unexpectedly, Mr. Zeng, who still had this stubble, couldn't help but be stunned, and was speechless for a while.

Yang San smiled and hugged Teacher Zeng, waved goodbye to everyone, and pulled the stunned Teacher Zeng out.

"San'er, isn't it...... I'm not ......."

It wasn't until he came to the outside of the bar that Teacher Zeng suddenly broke away from Yang San and hurriedly shouted.

"You're not going to the radio, I know." Yang San said calmly.

Teacher Zeng was stunned again, how do you know this?

"Teacher Zeng, I don't know what you've been busy with lately, but no matter what happens, don't forget that there are still us, especially Yifei."

Yang San's words suddenly made Teacher Zeng soften, and he slowly looked back at the bar, as if someone was waiting for him.

Seeing that Teacher Zeng listened to his words, Yang San smiled slightly, patted Teacher Zeng lightly on the shoulder, and turned to leave......