Inside the hilltop villa.

Four straight old men in tunics gathered together on a table of mahjong and were playing a lot of money.

On the other hand, Sun Dasheng was eating fruit while pointing at a tall man and scolding.

"You say you're dumbfounded, you're really like a dog! Didn't Lao Tzu miss and be arrested? As for flying all the way over just to see my jokes? ”

The man in the distance stood with his chest crossed, and his handsome and serious face showed an unprecedented smile.

"Hmph, look at your grandson monkey eating deflated, I think it's worth it. I just like to see you uncomfortable, so you can break through the ban of Lao Jun and Sanqing now and leave? ”

"Your uncle! You're even cheaper than your stupid dog! Sun Dasheng scolded.

Erlang God Yang Jian was not angry at all, and turned his head to look at the husky squatting at the door.

Blue cute eyes, three-inch flames shining on the forehead, stupid and handsome feeling.

"Roaring God, this monkey said you are stupid, we can't bear this."

"Wow!" Erha screamed twice.

Erlang understood and nodded playfully with a smile.

"Well, you're right, anyway, this Sun monkey can't get out now, let's go to his Huaguo Mountain later, and when the time comes, you can demolish his house as much as you want! Let you dismantle it all at once! ”

“！！！”

Sun Dasheng jumped up directly, scratched his ears and cheeks, and in an instant, his spiritual power skyrocketed, and a thick demonic aura filled the entire mountaintop.

Golden hair grew from Sun Dasheng's skin, and his eyes were cold and red!

It turned out to be the original form of qi.

"Silly dog! How dare you tear down Lao Tzu's Huaguo Mountain, believe it or not, I castrated you! ”

"Wang~ Show you? Lao Tzu has been sterilized! Wang~" The roaring dog actually spoke.

Sun Dasheng: "......"-. -！

At this moment,

On the mahjong table over there, the voice of Yuan Shi Tianzun came.

"The three of you are almost done, so you should stop! I'm answering the phone! ”

After scolding, Yuan Shi Tianzun picked up the phone very happily.

"Hey! Who...... "Maybe he lost a lot of money, and the old man was not in a good mood."

"Me, Zhang Xiaoyun! When you asked for the Holy Word, you left a phone number for me. A voice came from the other side of the phone.

"Huh? Zhang Xiao...... Changsheng Road is that little beast on the Golden Avenue? ”

Depend on!

On the other end of the phone, Zhang Xiaoyun had a black line on his face.

What is this saying? My own jade tree is in the wind, where is it like a special beast? I'm so old, and the words are so inaccurate!

"Hey~ Yes, yes, it's me! That's me! Hahaha. ”

"If you fart, let it go!"

"Uh, inside...... Let's meet? ”

"What for?"

"I miss you three brothers!"

"Get out of ......!"

Yuan Shi Tianzun's dentures almost shattered.

"Really."

"Be serious! Do you know who you're talking to? I'm the Origin Heavenly Venerable! It is the ancestor of your Taoism! ”

"Uh... I'm down the mountain, and you'll let me go up and tell you? ”

"En???"

……

……

Yamashita.

Zhang Xiaoyun hung up the phone.

The two guards of the True Yuan Realm seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and their eyes were contemptuous.

I probably saw too much of this kind of 'you wait, I'll call someone' scene, and I don't think so.

Above the dark clouds.

Zhu Bajie, Sha Wujing and others sighed in their hearts.

It seems that Brother Monkey's friend is unreliable.

The other immortals also shook their heads.

Today's newcomers in the cultivation world are so unaware of the height of the sky.

It's okay for you to be crazy, but you can't be ignorant of it, and you still pretend to be too old here, right?

What about calling scammers?

It's really not as good as one session.

Not long ago, I heard that there was a newcomer in the cultivation world, who said something crazy, saying that he was lost in the path of immortality......

This is so braggadocio that it can't be taxed.

They all climbed to the top step by step from cultivators and soared to immortals.

I haven't heard such a nonsense for thousands of years.

All the immortals criticized the current cultivation world one after another.

He looked down and looked again.

"Holy!"

"What's that?"

"Got in?"

"Just got in?"

Everyone was stunned.

yes

Got in.

……

Zhang Xiaoyun got into the car, half enough to start the car, entered the gate, and drove towards the villa on the mountain.

The two doormen were already ugly at this time, and stood at the door in a daze.

The two True Yuan Realm cultivators had weak legs and couldn't move for a long time.

They were sure they were right.

The call from the door pavilion just now came from Taishang Laojun's house.

I don't know who it is, like Taishang Laojun, or it may be Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Anyway, no matter who it was, that sentence almost broke the hearts of the two of them.

"Let my little brother in!"

Little brother?

The two of them fell into an ice cave, knowing that Zhang Xiaoyun was not an ordinary person.

The attitude was so bad just now, if you sue Lao Jun and wear your own lowercase, it will be useless.

They are only scattered in their cultivation, and it is not easy to be lucky enough to apply here.

The great opportunity to give Lao Jun 'gatekeeper' may not be encountered in thousands of years.

Sou!

A lightning rush.

A figure landed in front of the doorman.

It was a man with a black umbrella in his hand.

"Brother, how did he get in? This is Lao Jun's villa, just enter it? ”

The doorman came back to his senses and glanced at him.

The hairstyle is not wavelike.

Dress not in style.

The watch is not worn.

A broken umbrella.

Conclusion: Scattered immortals with no money.

"I don't know, go back to your heaven!"

“！！！”

Am I?

The man with the umbrella looked confused, he never thought that a doorman in the cultivation world would dare to talk to him like this.

"What are you talking about? I'm a god! ”

"Well, which immortal family's court? Don't say it's nameless, this is Laojun Villa, and there are more immortals like you who come to visit and give gifts every day! ”

"I'm ......"

The man's face twitched.

This is really going to turn the sky upside down, are the people in the cultivation world so arrogant now?

Look down on me and scatter immortals, don't you? Aren't you also doing loose practice? After you ascend, is there a difference between you and Lao Tzu?

Besides, you two stupid × have been a doorman for the rest of your life!

Don't think about coming up in this life!

He was so angry that he trembled, but he couldn't attack, he could only curse in his heart.

After all, he is the doorman of Taishang Laojun, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog.

……

The car slowly came to the gate of the villa.

Half enough to light a cigarette, take a puff, and then glanced at Zhang Xiaoyun.

"On the day your Heavenly Master's Mansion was opened, did you really invite Taoist Sanqing?"

Zhang Xiaoyun nodded: "Of course it's true, when did I lie to you?" ”

Half enough narrowed his eyes and glanced at him.

"Why do you paint me flatbread every day, when did you lie to me? Doesn't it hurt to talk like this? ”

Zhang Xiaoyun coughed dryly twice to resolve the embarrassment.

"Let's get down to business, let's go, let's go in and have a look."

After saying that, the two got out of the car.

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