Chapter I: Acts of Retaliation
The planning department of Manfu Company has newly transferred a sissy manager 'Fan Increment'.
His arrival can be said to be a nightmare for the little clerk Shi Lei.
Because this guy is not only troublesome with Shi Lei at work, but also has a hot fight with the goddess whom Shi Lei has been in love with for a long time.
When he got off work one day, Shi Lei, who felt humiliated, finally vented his bitterness to his colleague and friend Fat Qiu.
Instead of comforting him, Fat Qiu let him slowly learn to accept reality.
said that although Fan Zengcheng is a little flawed, he is also a manager, you kid and he robbed women, so can you have a good life under him in the future?
Shi Lei was not convinced, as long as he thought of being made difficult by Fan Zeng in every way, the anger in his heart rushed upward.
As soon as his brain was hot, he swore to the sky in front of Fat Qiu at that time, saying that if he didn't take down the goddess Gao Jiuling, then he would eat feces live.
Fat Qiu was so frightened that his scalp was numb, ", that game doesn't taste good, I'm really afraid that you won't be able to eat it." ”
After making up his mind, Shi Lei launched a strong onslaught on Gao Jiuling the next day.
In fact, his offensive was nothing special, it was nothing more than buying Gao Jiuling a loving breakfast.
Although this may be a trivial matter in the eyes of others, it is a feat of great significance to Shi Lei.
An hour ago, he trembled and knocked on the door of the financial room, and threw a loving breakfast into Gao Jiuling's arms.
Turning around, he ran back to his place of work and sat down again, Shi Lei's little heart was still beating wildly.
Finally, Shi Lei couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahaha, hey, hahaha....."
didn't wait for Shi Lei to be happy for long, but Fan Zengcheng jumped to his table with a gloomy face: "Laugh at the fart!" Did you know that your laughter not only drove me crazy, it just broke me! ”
Shi Lei hadn't come to his senses yet, but Fan Yuan had already grabbed his collar and dragged him to his office.
"Hmph."
Fan Zeng sat on the chair with Erlang's legs crossed, he was not in a hurry to speak, but he was the first to show an intriguing smile on his face.
Seeing this, Shi Lei felt a chill in his heart: Damn! If you don't make me laugh, you're still laughing? Look at the you laugh at, like a fool.
Shi Lei was thinking wildly, and Fan Zeng's slightly feminine voice came to his ears: "Shi Lei, I heard that you like to buy breakfast for people, right?" ”
Belch....
Shi Lei was stunned, but quickly reacted: Oh, wait for me here.
It's over, judging from this guy's narrow mind, it is estimated that he will have to take the opportunity to make trouble in a while.
As soon as he thought of this, Shi Lei's face was full of unnaturalness: "Misunderstanding, Manager Fan, can you listen to the wind is ......"
"Shut up!"
Fan Zengpi interrupted Shi Lei's words with a smile: "It just so happens that I haven't eaten either, since you like to buy breakfast for people so much!" Then buy one for me, shall we? ”
Hearing him say this, Shi Lei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
A few minutes later, Shi Lei came back panting with a food bag.
He gently put the breakfast on the table, and then said with a smile on his face: "Manager Fan! The breakfast you wanted, I bought it back for you! ”
Fan Yuan cocked his orchid fingers, he moved his eyelids and glanced at Shi Lei with disdain, and then reached out and took out a bun from the food bag and took a small bite.
Shi Lei watched Fan Zengcheng spit out the bun, and then watched Fan Zengcheng start his wonderful performance with his hands on his waist: "I said Shi Lei, you can't get along with me sincerely, right?" ”
Ay... There is no excuse for the sin you want to add.
Shi Lei mourned for himself for a minute from the bottom of his heart, and then stood straight in place and didn't dare to squeak.
Fan Yuan took out a tissue and wiped his mouth vigorously, "Shi Lei, you're blind, aren't you?" Tell me what kind of bun you bought? Can't you smell the minced meat? ”
Damn, do you think Lao Tzu is a police dog?
Besides, I ate this bun outside just now, I ate it very fragrant, and it stinks in your mouth.
If you want to fix me, let's just say it, it's not annoying to go around such a big circle.
Shi Lei greeted all the eighteen generations of Fan Zeng's ancestors in his heart, but he pretended to be afraid and pitiful on his face.
Fan Zengcheng scolded until his mouth was dry before he sat down in his seat again, and he stretched out his hand and pointed out the door: "Shi Lei, your luck is really bad, because the cleaner on the fifth floor happened to ask for leave today!" So I'm going to punish you now for cleaning the eight toilets on this floor! ”
"Okay."
"Remember to clean up!"
"Okay! Just take a look. ”
What else can Shi Lei say now, he can only pretend to be indifferent and nod his head, indicating that he has accepted this difficult task.
When he turned around and walked out the door, Shi Lei's face showed a fierce look of gritting his teeth: "Your uncle's, your uncle's!" ”
After an hour passed, Fan Zengcheng went to the bathroom to find Shi Lei in person.
Shi Lei thought he was here to check if the toilet was clean, but this guy didn't say a word about the toilet, but said that he asked Shi Lei to go back to the office to help sort out the information.
Shi Lei had expected this guy's capricious behavior, so he followed Fan Zengcheng back to his office as calmly as possible.
Unexpectedly, as soon as he walked into the office, Shi Lei saw that the piles on the desktop were about to catch up with the huge piles of documents more than one person high.
I wiped it! When do I have to see so many files? Fan Zeng, you kid is too vicious, right?
Shi Lei's scalp was numb and he wailed vigorously in his heart, but Fan Zengcheng gloated and smiled coldly at him: "Okay, you stay here and read the documents!" I'll go to the bathrooms and check the fruits of your labor.
If there's something that doesn't go right, I'll have to ask you to rework. ”
As soon as the words fell, he walked out of the office with his ass twisted.
Taking advantage of Fan Zeng's inattention, Shi Lei grabbed a blue document and began to show his teeth and claws at his back: "Dead sissy, you wait for Lao Tzu!" The more you fix me like this, the more I have to create an opportunity to chase Gao Jiuling down!
Now our confrontation has just begun, and it is not certain who will kill the deer!! ”
At night, Shi Lei finally stayed up to the moment of getting off work.
He walked into the elevator with a sigh and a sigh of soreness.
Leaning back on the elevator, he stared at the elevator door in a daze with empty eyes, "Woman, woman, how can I confess to you?" If Heaven would give me a chance, I would ......."
Before the words could be spoken, the elevator stopped on the fourth floor, and then a woman hurriedly ran in from the outside.