Chapter 184: Special Training Program
"So...... We have invited our lovely Fang Captain to give a speech tonight! The fat man shoved a whole chicken leg into his mouth and applauded.
Fang Wuhan stood up awkwardly, "Actually, there's nothing to talk about...... Our Programs...... Possible...... It's going to have to be pushed back a bit. He said hesitantly.
"Huh? Push for a while? Why? Yang Feng asked with a puzzled expression.
"Hmm...... How so...... I thought about it carefully last night, it's really too dangerous, I still have to do everything I can......" Fang Wuhan said.
"What's the best way to do it? Will you all train us to be a bunch of super ninjas like you? And then you, as our leader, the greatest ninja king of our time, and then take us to turn everything upside down? The fat man said with his hands dancing.
Fang Wuhan raised his forehead, "No, no, no, you are dreaming, you can't bear the hardships of ninja training, and I don't know how to train you for your size, so it's best for you to honestly take your hammer and open the scoop of the zombies." Fang Wuhan said, making a gesture of "lifting weights".
"Are you giving up on me?!" Tears welled up in the corners of the fat man's eyes.
"It's not giving up, he's just making plans based on his personal situation, right?" Yang Feng said.
Fang Wuhan nodded, "Those who know me, Yang Feng also!" Those who don't know me, fat people! ”
"So what kind of postponement method are you talking about?" Su Ya asked.
Fang Wuhan frowned, looking pensive, "Extending the training period, to put it bluntly, is to train for a few more days, and then I still need to go out to get a batch of professional props during this period." ”
"What props?" Yang Feng looked puzzled.
"Is it the King Kong umbrella, the Luoyang shovel and the set of the golden captain! The mountain mover is also quite handsome! The fat man immediately entered the play again.
Fang Wuhan's face was black, "No, let's put it this way, I only remembered it last night, I need to equip everyone, remember that everyone is equipped with a good diving suit, and it is the kind of absolutely sealed, this kind of thing is not easy to find here, and there is no one in the swimming pool." ”
"What are you doing with that? Do we still have to dive? The fat man asked with a look of surprise.
"You don't have to dive, you have to wear this thing anyway, don't ask why." Fang Wuhan said, "In addition, you must bring back the armor and weapons you brought back from the other dimensional space, and I also need a batch of real military weapons, among which there must be at least one RPG-7, and one bullet per soldier." ”
"I'll ...... Where are these things going? Uncle Pilot said with a frown.
"Believe me, that's what I'm postpoking, we need time to find these things, after eating everyone goes back to rest for a while, and then come back to my house in two hours, I'll make a list, we have to prepare the things on the list first, and then we can plan the next step, of course, our training plan starts in the afternoon." Fang Wuhan said.
"It started in the afternoon! That's cool, isn't it? The fat man said excitedly.
"That's right, it's going to be a long process to start in the afternoon, so even if we don't delay, we won't be able to get there sooner." Fang Wuhan said.
The pilot uncle on the side looked worried, "Oops...... These things you are talking about, they have to be of high quality, we have to go to a professional place to find them, for example, we have to go to a professional diving club, and then the weapons you are talking about...... I'm afraid I'll have to look for a while......"
"Actually, I don't think there's a need to look for RPGs or anything, don't we have that heavy sword......" Yang Feng said, pointing to the Cursed Heaven Evil Emperor hanging on the wall of Fang Wuhan's living room.
Fang Wuhan was stunned for a moment, "That's right...... There is also the Cursed Heavenly Evil Emperor...... That's fine, and I've also brought back a batch of magic books from another dimension, and when the time comes, I'll learn some new spells, and a sword will be equivalent to a reinforcement. ”
"Look at our captain's stupidity, he looks like a fool all day long, and it's weird and cute." The fat man said and touched Fang Wuhan's head again......
Fang Wuhan's face was black, and he glanced at the fat man, "Don't you want to become a ninja master, okay, I'll practice you to death in the afternoon!" He said viciously.
The fat man immediately closed his mouth, and even a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, "That'...... So I'd better eat more for now...... Save practicing and practice and get hungry again......" After speaking, he stuffed a chicken leg from Fang Wuhan's bowl into his mouth.
"Enough! You've eaten all the food in my house! Leave me some! I'm not enough, so I'll go to your house to eat! Fang Wuhan roared irritably.
"Go, go, my family eats a lot, Yang Feng is really a good teammate, he can fight, he can resist and be considerate, and he eats less, hehe." The fat man looked at Yang Feng with a smile on his face.
"I ...... applied to be the assistant coach of this training, and asked for additional training for Comrade Fatty. Yang Feng looked at Fang Wuhan with a serious face and said.
"Approved." Fang Wuhan didn't raise his head, drinking his instant noodles.
"You'll soon be what you call a ninja master." Yang Feng looked at the fat man with a wicked smile and said.
The fat man was really scared, and he even forgot to swallow the chicken leg in his mouth, "I, I admit defeat...... Give it a chance, I promise not to talk much! ”
"Oh no...... It's all for your good, think about it, if you suffer more now, you may suffer less when you fight, it's all for your good, come, eat more, and I'll give you my chicken leg too. Fang Wuhan said, and gave his remaining big chicken leg to the fat man.
The fat man was so frightened that a layer of cold sweat broke out on his forehead, "I...... I'm not eating...... The captain is mighty, and the vice-captain is also mighty...... You eat first, I'm a little ...... Sleepy, go back to sleep first......" After he finished speaking, he returned the chicken leg to Fang Wuhan, and ran back to 502 in a gloomy manner.
"I'm done eating, so I'll go back and prepare first, and I'll come up again in two hours." The young man who originally lived in 402 said.
"Okay, just leave after eating, come back in two hours for a meeting, I'll make a list, and get everything ready first." Fang Wuhan ate the chicken leg and said hesitantly.
After eating, the pilot uncle chose to stay at his house to continue to discuss things, and the others returned to their homes, Fang Wuhan sat in front of the writing desk, writing hard.
"Wu Han, the diving suit you said seems to be really hard to get, can we make it ourselves with a plastic bag or something?" Uncle Pilot asked, sitting on the side.
Fang Wuhan shook his head, "No, I'm also for your safety." ”
"Then you tell me, what do we want such a professional wetsuit?" Uncle Pilot asked with a frown.
"Forget it, I'll tell you about it, there is a dark river running through the entire imperial tomb in the Illusory Emperor Mausoleum, the dark river is very turbid, it is almost full of all kinds of bacteria and insect eggs, the last time I went, I accidentally fell into the dark river, it is really no exaggeration to say, half an hour later, my whole body is almost full of insect cubs, even ears and nose, if there is no very professional diving suit, you accidentally fell into the river, there is almost no way to live." Fang Wuhan said with a serious face.
"Oh my God...... What kind of river is that......" muttered Uncle Pilot.
"I'm not saying this to scare you, because it's useless to scare, but it also affects morale, I'm telling the truth, there are several pools as big as swimming pools in the Illusory Emperor Mausoleum, which are full of all kinds of insects, centipedes, worms, spiders, beetles or something, some of them are larger than people, their excrement, eggs and cubs, all flow into that river, which is why I said that river is dangerous, although it looks like a very ordinary underground river, in fact, it is no different from the magma river, If ordinary people fall directly into it, it is basically hopeless. Fang Wuhan said.
"Hmm...... I see......" Uncle Pilot nodded, "which means we still have to practice diving." ”
"It's necessary, but you don't need to practice, I won't agree to you diving, I can only say, emergency, to ensure that you can have a way to survive if you accidentally fall into the river." Fang Wuhan said, neatly writing the words "high-quality sealed diving suit" on the white paper.
"Alas...... It's really hard...... I don't even want to go to what you said. Uncle Pilot said with a wry smile.
"Hmm...... It doesn't matter, I fully respect your wishes, because this operation is really very dangerous, if you can win the desolation if you don't go, I will choose not to go, and even say that the difficulty of this operation of the Illusory Heaven Emperor's Mausoleum is more difficult than defeating the desolation. Fang Wuhan said, his heart aching suddenly.
In fact, he has always had an inexplicable sense of fear in his heart since he "returned to reality", just like the fear of human beings who have offended the real "god" because of their own mistakes, and the heavenly dragon in the Illusory Heavenly Emperor's Mausoleum has caused him too much pressure, so he just wanted to directly use the feathers of the Lady Wing God to kill the Heavenly Dragon, and he didn't know if the Feather of the Lady Wing God could kill it, if not, then there might be nothing on the earth that could kill it.
Even if he fantasized about whether he could defeat the Celestial Dragon if he was on the same side as him, the answer was unknown.
To put it bluntly, not for the sake of victory? He went to the Illusory Heaven Emperor's Mausoleum, also to get the will of the king, and then return to the ground to win the desolation, and then use the power of the evil god and the holy monarch to change the universe back to before the end of the world, this is his purpose, the group of people who had the same purpose as him before are all dead, none of his comrades-in-arms are gone, and now only he is left!
He had made such a vow a long time ago: he would fight until the moment of death, and he could no longer fear death, because his brothers had already experienced the feeling of death before him!
At most, he will follow in their footsteps, and he will not be able to steal his life!
The Illusory Emperor Mausoleum must be gone, and the will of the king must also be obtained, unless, he dies.
"Okay, uncle, you go out and wait for me first, I'll think carefully about what else needs to be listed, two hours will be fast, it is estimated that they will come up in a while, you should also prepare." Fang Wuhan said and picked up the pen.
"Okay, I'll wait for you in the living room." After speaking, the pilot uncle got up and walked out of his bedroom.