Chapter 13 Courier Incident
Fan Zengxin didn't seem to notice Shi Lei's abnormality, and just said in a flat tone: "Little stone! You've been doing well lately! I'm going to take you out on a business trip next week. ”
Belch...... Shi Leiwan didn't expect that Fan Zeng, who was usually mean, would take the initiative to praise himself, so he was on the spot all of a sudden and didn't respond for a long time.
"What? Don't you want to go? Fan Yuan stood up from his seat, holding a tissue in his hand, and walked towards Shi Lei while saying, "Little stone! Do you have any comments on me? Or is there some misunderstanding? Actually, I'm quite easy to get along with, and after a long time, you'll know. ”
Shi Lei saw Fan Increment pressing towards him step by step, he couldn't help but panic, and stammered: "Fan... Manager Fan, you misunderstood, I have been in the rain recently, and I have a little cold, so my brain is dizzy, and everything is done slowly. ”
To be honest, it's too late for Shi Lei to hide from him, how dare he go on a business trip with this dead sissy cannon! Wouldn't that be a sheep in the mouth of a tiger? So when I had an idea, I lied without changing my face.
Fan Zengcheng walked in front of Shi Lei and stood still, stretched out his hand to wipe his sweat with the tissue in his hand: "Do you know that there are more people who want to go on a business trip with me!" The reason why I want to give you this opportunity is because of your serious work and hard work! You can't live up to my kindness! ”
Oh, my God! It's a high-sounding thing, who knows what the hell you have in mind? Whoever loves to go with you will go! I don't want to go anyway. Making up his mind, Shi Lei subconsciously avoided Fan Zeng's outstretched hand, and glanced at him timidly: "Manager Fan, I have indeed been feeling a little unwell recently, I am just afraid of delaying your business, do you see if it is .....?"
Seeing that Shi Lei avoided the palm he handed over, Fan Zengcheng was obviously a little unhappy, and he took back his palm stupidly, and asked with a gloomy face: "Why are you so brainless?" A cold is not a serious illness, so why not just take some medicine? After a pause, he pinched his waist with both hands, and continued in an unkind tone: "Do you look down on me or what?" Why do you keep rejecting my kindness? ”
Shi Lei saw that he had said everything to this point, if he refused him again, it is estimated that he would have to run away on the spot! The heart said: I'm a big man, can I still be afraid of him, a dead pervert who is neither male nor female? So at the moment, I put my heart sideways, "Since Manager Fan thinks so highly of me, then I have no choice but to be respectful and obey my fate!" ”
"Hehe, that's how good it is! Look at your little mouth, you talk in a crepe, it's so cute! Fan Xincheng covered his mouth and chuckled lightly when he heard this, but this voice sounded disgusting to Shi Lei, but because he was his boss, he had to stand still and not move.
Just when Shi Lei was tormented, Fan Zengxin raised his orchid finger and spoke, "Hey! I don't know how, I've been losing sleep these nights. Speaking of this, he stared at Shi Lei with burning eyes and said, "Little stone!" Is there any good way you can keep me from losing sleep? ”
You can't sleep, it's my! Call me Little Stone endlessly? Evil or not disgusting? If you weren't my boss, I'd really want to punch you! Although he was unhappy in his heart, Shi Lei said solemnly: "Go to the hospital and prescribe some sleeping pills, and it will probably work." ”
"Ouch! You're so right! As soon as Fan Zengcheng grabbed Shi Lei's hand, his eyes were almost gone: "It just so happens that you also have to go to the hospital to prescribe some cold medicine, so that's good!" After work in the evening, you accompany me to the hospital, and I will invite you to dinner! ”
What the? Your uncle's! Are you just waiting for me to say this? Looks like I've underestimated you! Now it's a problem! Seeing Fan Zeng's dancing appearance, Shi Lei was already stunned, stupid and speechless.
Just when Shi Lei was in a daze, Fan Zengcheng said to him with a smile that he would call him after work in the evening, and now he would go to the communication room downstairs of the company to help get the courier.
Walking out of Fan Zeng's office in a daze, Shi Lei still kept regretting and chagrin in his heart: I'll wipe it! How could I be so stupid! It's really sad to take the initiative to jump into Fan Zeng's trap!
Shi Lei had a gloomy face all the way, and when he arrived at the communication room, he found that the person on duty was no longer the former Uncle Wang, but was replaced by a young boy. At this moment, this kid is holding Erlang's legs crossed, and he is laughing in the duty room and watching a movie with his mobile phone.
Shi Lei was already in a bad mood, and when he saw that this guy dared to play with his mobile phone during work hours, and he was smiling so obscenely, he suddenly said in a displeased tone: "Hey, hey, hey!" New Arrival! You can't play with your phone during work hours! ”
The young boy blinked and looked at Shi Lei with triangular eyes, his eyes were very impatient, he frowned and shouted, "Who are you?" Dare to mind my business? ”
Oops! Are the newcomers already so arrogant now? Shi Lei looked at the kid in front of him with a blank eye, I don't know where he got the courage to directly ignore the company's rules and regulations.
Seeing that Shi Lei was a little stunned, the newcomer put down his phone, snorted softly from his nostrils, and then spread his body on the chair, "Do you know who I am?" Shi Lei shook his head, and then he smiled again and said, "I'll tell you the truth!" The husband of my third aunt's cousin's son's cousin's family is Meng Qingyu, the manager of the personnel department of our company! I am related to him, who dares to mind my business! ”
Depend on! It turned out to be a distant relative that Mr. Meng couldn't beat! Although he wanted to burst into laughter, Shi Lei still held back and said in a flat tone: "Brother! Can you please help me find a courier? Do you see if there is a fan increment of express delivery? ”
"My name is Duan Xiaoniao!" The new skinny boy, who didn't even bother to move his buttocks, said angrily, "Tell you! Don't get close to me! Don't get in the way of me playing with my mobile phone, I want to find the courier myself!! After speaking, he glanced at the couriers piled up in the corner, layered on top of each other.
I rub! I'm not as good as Duan Xiaoniao in the communication room! Ay! It's hard to be self-reliant! Although his heart was full of helplessness, Shi Lei didn't dare to complain, after all, this guy was a relative of Mr. Meng's old pervert, if he offended him, wouldn't he offend Mr. Meng in disguise?
Get! The company is full of uncles, just I am a grandson, Shi Lei laughed at himself, and began to squat on the ground and slowly look for the express delivery of Fan Increment.
It took a lot of effort for Shi Lei to find the target in the messy express delivery, get the express and say hello to Duan Xiaoniao, turn around and was about to walk back, but he tripped under his feet, and the express box in his hand was thrown out and hit the iron door hard, and then the items inside actually slipped out directly.
In the stunned eyes of Shi Lei and Duan Xiaoniao, the two of them saw the item clearly at the same time, and it was actually a pink and pink lady's underwear.
Before Shi Lei could get up from the ground, Duan Xiaoniao actually ran over, picked up the underwear in the box and handed it to Shi Lei, laughing and said, "Wow! I didn't expect you kid to like to wear this kind of thing? What a talent! ”
Shi Lei stretched out his hand and pounded the ground, buried his face on the ground, and thought: I'll wipe it! I didn't expect Fan Zengcheng to ask me to get this kind of play? The point is that Duan Xiaoniao mistakenly thought that I bought this thing, which is really indisputable!
Got up from the ground, snatched the underwear from Duan Xiaoniao's hand and put it in the box, Shi Lei hurriedly returned to Fan Zeng's office, and at this time, Duan Xiaoniao's malicious ridicule could be heard behind him: "Haha! Stinky pervert! It's disgusting! Haha......"