Chu Hao smiled: "Hey...... My sister came to kiss one. ”

Yun'er blushed and said, "Sister Luoyan said that boys will not be allowed to touch me until I am a minor." ”

Chu Hao was frantic and said, "Then you were still ...... Yun'er yesterday Take off. ”

Yun'er said solemnly: "At that time, Brother Chu Hao was a doctor in Yun'er's heart, and in front of the doctor, there was no distinction between men and women, didn't my brother think so?" ”

Nima!!

Guess what Lao Tzu wants to do now?

I want to jump off the building.

Chu Hao was really defeated by Yun'er's innocence and was completely convinced, no wonder you were not shy at all yesterday, and you used me as a healer.

Thinking about it now, Yuna treats him as a good person, and he wants to push her, which is quite ashamed......

I'm ashamed of your sister!

At that time, was it okay for a normal person to react? Besides, the master is not a doctor.

Chu Hao said with a straight face: "Yun'er, the first step to recognize my brother is to kiss Xiaozui, which is proven by heaven and earth, just like the sworn brothers in the book." ”

Yun'er said suspiciously: "Is it like this?" Yun'er has really watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Guan Yu's peach garden worship. ”

I admire myself so much......

Chu Hao nodded wildly and said, "Yes, yes, so our brothers and sisters have to kiss each other, this is the first step that heaven and earth can prove." ”

Yun'er was also interested, and said, "What about the second step?" ”

Chu Hao was catchy and said, "Of course, it's calm. ”

Yun'er looked curious, her tears dried her eyes, her big eyes were red, and she asked, "Brother Chu Hao, how can you be calm?" ”

Chu Hao's face was not red, his heart was not beating, and he said: "It's just to take a bath together, sleep together, and make a baby together." ”

Qiu Yun'er looked surprised and said, "Is it so complicated for brothers and sisters to worship?" ”

System: "The host is so shameless...... ”

Chu Hao: "System, you get out of the way and play." ”

System: "......"

Chu Hao was tempted step by step, it was quite shameless to think about it, and hurriedly waved away this innocent thought, Zhong Minyue said that he could marry Yun'er.

Qiu Yun'er squirmed and said, "That'...... All right. ”

Is this the bait?

Chu Hao couldn't help but want to laugh wildly, there was such an innocent girl.

"Come on, kiss the little mouth first."

Yun'er closed her eyes nervously, a beautiful face, eyes more beautiful than the stars in the sky, porcelain white and smooth skin, cherry red soft lips, and long shiny hair, casually draped behind her head, simple and clean like a pure and beautiful angel.

Her eyelashes fluttered, waiting for Chu Hao to kiss her mouth.

Chu Hao was excited, this is his first kiss, Yun'er rest assured, my brother will be good to you.

Then, he stepped forward.

"Yuna, are you there?"

Suddenly, a voice interrupted the two, Qiu Yun'er blushed and said happily: "It's Sister Luoyan." ”

With that, he ran out.

I'll wipe it, Luo Yan is really at the right time.

Qiu Yun'er rushed out and threw herself into Luo Yan's arms.

Luo Yan said with a strange expression: "Yun'er, why are you in Chu Hao's room?" ”

Yun'er said: "Sister Luoyan, I'm swearing brother and sister with Brother Chu Hao." ”

Luo Yan looked curious and said, "Swearing? ”

"Yes! Brother Chu Hao said that the first step of brother and sister worship is to kiss the little mouth, the second step is to sleep together, take a bath together, and the third step is to make a baby together, and only after completing the three steps is to call brother and sister. ”

Luo Yan: "......"

She treats Yun'er as her own sister, this little girl is too innocent, and she looks smart, for fear that she will be taken advantage of, so she warns that boys can't be touched before they are minors.

As a result, Chu Hao, a shameless bastard, actually wanted to deceive Yun'er.

Luo Yan was angry and said, "Chu Hao, you get out of the old lady." ”

Chu Hao's heart was weak, and he had already escaped through the window.

Luo Yan puffed and said, "Yun'er, don't listen to Chu Hao, he lied to you." ”

Qiu Yun'er argued: "Brother Chu Hao is a good person. ”

If Chu Hao can hear it, he must give Yun'er a thumbs up.

Luo Yan covered Yubai's forehead, this girl is hopeless.

Luo Yan said: "Forget it, you can be with your sister in the future, my sister will take care of you and teach you well." ”

Qiu Yun'er lowered her head and said, "However, before leaving, the master said that Brother Chu Hao would take care of me." ”

Luo Yan's head was full of black lines, and he called Chu Hao directly, gritting his teeth and said: "I will take care of Yun'er, before she is an adult, if you dare to touch her, my sister will be desperate, and she will not be finished with you." ”

Facing Luo Yan, Chu Hao was still relatively weak-hearted, and said, "Okay...... All right. ”

……

Chu Hao hung up the phone, feeling depressed in his heart.

took out the pretending dice: "My little ancestor, come to me with a good luck to make me refreshed." ”

And then threw it out.

"Ding...... The host gains 200 loadouts. ”

"Alas...... It's not luck. ”

When he came to the school, Chu Hao swaggered in, and the security uncle couldn't help but say: "Little mouse, you are only here now, so you are not afraid that your head teacher will cut you?" ”

Chu Hao said angrily: "The principal doesn't dare to say that he will cut me, I can come if I want to, and I can leave if I want." ”

"Ding...... The host is successfully forced and gains 100 points. ”

The security guard uncle raised his thumb and said, "I've been a security guard for so long, and I've seen too many people and students, and you're the first one to be so good." ”

Chu Hao was relieved and said, "General." ”

At this time, a large group of student girls swarmed towards him.

I'll it!! Could it be that the master is already so famous at school?

Chu Hao felt that it was necessary to put on a pose to be handsome.

"Actually, I know I'm handsome, you don't have to be so enthusiastic......"

As a result, a large group of school girls passed by him, and a few dinosaur girls with two hundred pounds and eight heads of one meter and eight heads, like a bear, knocked him to the ground.

The dinosaur girl also said viciously: "Boy, do you have long eyes and buttocks?" Didn't see this overlord flower coming over? ”

it!! You bumped into Lao Tzu and scolded me?

It's unbearable, Chu Hao just wanted to scold, but the dinosaur sister Overlord Flower had already screamed and ran, like a moving tank.

A group of student girls were crazy, and many people raised signs and roared: "Qin Feng, Qin Feng, I love you...... No one compares handsomely. ”

"Qin Feng, Qin Feng, I love you...... No one compares handsomely. ”

The corners of Chu Hao's mouth twitched, and the dinosaur girls who hit him roared wildly, broadcasting more than the school radio, and the noise was very loud.

A luxury car drove into the school, a BMW worth more than one million, and the person in the car, a very handsome young man, was Qin Feng who acted in a TV series.

Qin Feng looks eighteen or nineteen years old, with short black hair, upright facial features, and a clean atmosphere, which fully reflects the special beauty of male and female at this age.

Qin Feng rolled down the window and shook his hand at the students, and a group of stupid female screamed, almost fainting.

Nima!!

Do you want to pretend like this?

Wave your hand and pretend to be the leader of the country.