Chapter 11: Yifei is "dead"! (Ask for subscription)

Recently, there is a piece of software that has suddenly become popular.

It can be seen on TV, on the Internet, and even on roadside billboards.

That's Facebowl! Basin net!

It seems that all of a sudden, everyone around you has started to use it, and you can't find a common topic anymore.

However, it is a copycat and is indeed very down-to-earth.

In addition, it integrates all the leisure and entertainment activities that people can think of.

Of course, it still works.

For example:

Youyou has only been registered for a few days, and there are old classmates who have asked her to pay back the money!

She doesn't even remember if she lent money to the other party in the first place?

Guan Gu was got by one of the small games of "pinching oranges", and he was addicted to it all day long.

But that's fine, at least the oranges in the apartment have survived.

Zhan Bo, as an Internet expert, was actually deceived by a shampoo advertisement, and played stupidly for a long time.

Fortunately, Zhanbo remembered that he should buy shampoo, and since then, he has taken a shower at least three times a day, and the ending is still good, right?

Mr. Zeng originally just wanted to promote himself and increase his fans by the way.

It's just that somehow there are beautiful women who add him as friends from time to time, which makes Teacher Zeng feel embarrassed for a long time from time to time, but Yang San has always been very suspicious of whether the other party is really a woman?

Meijia's purpose is very direct, she just wants to add handsome guys.

What I didn't expect was that the handsome guy didn't add one, but actually added her mother, and among her mother's friends, handsome guys abounded!

Even, after Meijia added Teacher Zeng, she was actually ridiculed by her mother, saying that she had added a copycat version of Lin Dan!

For this reason, Meijia specially asked Yang San to register and add Yang San as a friend, so she barely pulled back a game from her mother.

To sum up, although this is a copycat software, the results are not bad.

It's just that this is not a good thing for Yifei.

Yifei was originally quite resistant to the basin network, but I saw that everyone's recent topics were all about the basin network.

In the end, she had to register an account, and this registration caused an accident......

"Yifei, I heard that you were killed?" Yang Sanle asked.

Yu Mo couldn't help but glance at Yang San, "Don't say a word, I didn't see that Yifei was depressed." ”

"You know that, too?" Yifei said helplessly.

Yang San and Yu Mo glanced at each other, and they could see a strong smile in each other's eyes.

Yang San nodded, "There are a lot of chrysanthemums piled up at the door, and we have also seen that commemorative book." ”

"We asked Zhanbo, and he told us, Yifei, don't take it to heart." Yu Mo smiled.

It's okay not to say it, but when you mention it, Yifei is even more angry.

"It's all Zhanbo's fault, it's hard to find any excuse, but I just said that I was dead, but it's good, I can't even prove whether I'm dead or alive."

Yu Mo hugged Yifei's shoulders and comforted: "Zhanbo is also kind, you also know that he is not good at lying in the first place, at least that Du Yi has never come to you again, isn't it." ”

It turned out that sometime three years ago, one of Yifei's junior high school classmates, Du Yi, was stalking after Yifei.

Once, Yifei was forced to run back to the apartment and hid.

At that time, I happened to meet Zhanbo, so I asked Zhanbo to help stop it.

Zhanbo is not good at lying, no, he will stop the accident as soon as he stops it.

Du Yi kept asking, and in a hurry, Zhan Bo directly said that Yifei was dead, so that Du Yi never came to Yifei again.

That's right, but he can't say a normal excuse, and the external caliber is a sudden death from heart disease caused by overwork? Phew! Yifei shouted angrily.

"But ......"

Yang San looked at Yifei curiously, "How did you come up with the idea of holding a memorial service for yourself?" In what way are you going to show up then? Float out? ”

This is also the reason why Yang San and Yu Mo came to Yifei.

After all, they have participated in a lot of memorial services for the dead, but this is the first time they have heard of a memorial service for the living.

They were also curious about Yifei's feelings at this moment.

Yifei glanced at Yang San depressedly, and said angrily.

"It's not Zhanbo yet, I asked him to convene a class reunion, and he actually said to Du Yi, 'My sister misses you!' , so that the students still think that today is my death day. ”

Yang San smiled and said: "No wonder they sent so many chrysanthemums and commemorative albums, this is to express it quickly, lest you go to talk to them in the middle of the night." ”

Yifei gritted his teeth and said, "I really want to talk to them in the middle of the night now, but I don't know where they live?" ”

"So you're thinking about having a memorial service? Gather everyone together? Yumo asked.

Yifei nodded, "Yes, I originally wanted to have a class reunion, but Yoyo said that dead people can't hold a class reunion, but a memorial service can." ”

Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.

Let's just say that this is not what normal people think, it turns out to be Yoyo, then it makes sense.

"My dear, aren't you and Yifei classmates from childhood to adulthood? Why didn't you know about this? Yang San asked curiously.

Yu Mo immediately lowered his head in embarrassment and did not speak.

"Yumo was one hundred and eighty pounds at that time, so she never participated in these classmate groups." Yifei said directly.

"Yifei!"

Seeing Yifei tell her about her past again, she couldn't help but scream urgently.

"That Yifei ......"

Yang San looked at Yifei without saying anything, and couldn't bear to hit her again.

"If you have something to say, let it go." Yifei shouted angrily.

"Why don't you ask Yumo to explain it to you? They don't believe the words of you, a dead man, but Yumo, a big living man, they should believe it. ”

Yifei: "(╥_╥)"

"No matter how bad it is, don't you know there's something called video? You can take a video and send it to your classmates. ”

Yifei: "(>_<)"

Seeing that Yifei began to doubt his life in the successive blows, Yang San smiled and stopped talking.

Yifei was also angry and lost an inch, otherwise there were so many ways to solve it, how could she not think of it.

Yifei was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help but hurriedly say: "What should I do then?" Zhanbo must have spread the news of the memorial service. ”

Yu Mo suddenly smiled and comforted: "It's over, Yifei, just leave it alone, it's not a bad thing, just then, you can hide aside and listen to what they say about you, isn't it?" ”

Hearing Yu Mo's words, Yifei couldn't help but nod his head thoughtfully.

Seeing this, Yang San and Yu Mo couldn't help but smile at each other.

For such a weird and fun scene, they don't want to miss it.

When I thought about it, when the classmates who thought Yifei was dead got together.

Then Yifei suddenly floated out, and the scene was ......

It must be interesting!