Chapter 129: Small Games, Big Questions

Lin Zaishan returned to the cage, and the poisonous spider was still angry with him and sneered at him.

"Didn't someone die outside?"

"Thanks to your Hongfu, someone is still alive."

"Can you talk to Lao Wang and ask him to change us to a better place to live? There are no private toilets, no hot baths, no mirrors, and you can't even drink water. It's really not a human life. ”

Lin Zaishan said: "I feel very good to live here, spacious, quiet, simple, I don't have to worry about anything." Besides, now is the end of the world, and it will be over. ”

"No! I'm a woman, and I can't stand this lowly life like an animal. Aren't you very popular in front of Lao Wang and very capable yourself? If you can't even solve this problem, what kind of man are you? ”

Lin Zaishan lamented: "You don't seem to have recognized me as a so-called man since yesterday, so why should I care this time?" ”

"You're really unproductive, not a little self-motivated!"

"I'm just more willing to accept a life of material poverty, which is my right and freedom, why have I become unproductive and unmotivated."

"Nonsense, if a man can't let his woman live a good life, or even have this desire, then of course he is a wasted man with no income."

"I now finally understand why there are so many single men in the world who rely on hard power."

"That's because they don't meet the minimum standards of women."

"You're wrong, it's because they don't want to be a means and a tool for women to pursue their own selfish interests. They want to leave the best of themselves to the world, to help more people, and to do more meaningful things. ”

"I think such a man is the real selfish ghost, if he doesn't even want to take care of his own women, how can he really help others? They choose to be single simply because they don't want to give. ”

"You blame men for being selfish and unwilling to give every day, so why don't you ask men first for you women yourself? For example, if you don't think it's dirty, you can ask for tools to clean it yourself; If you think the living conditions are not good, you can ask Lao Wang to propose to change the luxury suite; If you don't have food and clothing, then find a way to earn it yourself; If you think a man is lazy, then be diligent yourself; If you think a man is a wretch, you can do it yourself. Everyone is born as a human being, and there is no question of who owes whom and who cannot do without whom. Right? ”

"To your size! A man like you will die sooner or later, and you deserve to be lonely for the rest of your life. ”

"That doesn't sound like a bad life."

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In the early morning of the next day, Sima Te was again ordered to take Lin Zaishan to see Wang Chengba.

Wang Chengba was discussing "military and political affairs" with several important officials in Guicheng.

The official in charge of people's livelihood said: "City Lord, there is a shortage of food now, and all kinds of food and processed food stored before the end of the world have basically been depleted, and the newly expanded food sources after the end of the world are mainly hunting and gathering. Due to the general increase in the level of mutant beasts in the surrounding area, the difficulty of hunting has also increased correspondingly, and the price of meat continues to rise. Many warbands are no longer able to maintain the same scale of hunting as before due to casualties, aging equipment, and wear and tear on ammunition. The yield of collection is increasing day by day, but many people are not used to eating post-apocalyptic plants, which can easily lead to a variety of abnormal physical reactions, and excessive collection will eventually destroy vegetation and increase costs. Gatherers have to run farther distances each day to get enough food. At present, the average range of activity of each collector has exceeded the periphery of Guicheng by 3 kilometers, and it is increasing every day. ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "Wouldn't it be good to run a farther way?" You can exercise and prevent obesity. ”

The livelihood official said: "Now the low-level citizens are facing the problem of food and clothing, not the problem of losing weight. ”

"You wait first, I'll listen to a few of them."

"In the past period, law and order in Guicheng have been generally good, and the crime rate has remained at a record low of 2.5 people killed by illegal violence and 80 people injured by violence every day," the public security official said. The vast majority of citizens live and work in peace and contentment. ”

Lin Zaishan was taken aback and secretly complained: "Is this also called good?" You must know that there are only more than 3,000 people in Guicheng. ”

Wang Chengba didn't take it seriously, and said with a smile: "Well, this data is good." You've been very effective. Did you encounter any problems? ”

The sheriff said, "Recently, there has been a very powerful group of snitches in the city, who are always stealing other people's property. ”

"Snitch? How to fly? Is there a helicopter? ”

"No, there are no helicopters. They just fly off the wall, go out of nowhere, and steal repeatedly. Even the Guicheng armory shop was stolen. ”

"It's just a little thief, you send more people to get rid of them. Next! ”

The infrastructure official said: "Your Excellency, our recent inspection has found that many guard towers, houses and streets have cracks, damage, falling off and other problems, and they need to be repaired quickly. Otherwise, there will be rain leaks or even landslides. ”

"My house won't leak rain or collapse

Right? ”

"Of course not."

"Then we'll talk about it. Do you have any other questions? ”

"Some members of the public have suggested that we should repair more public toilets and improve the water supply and drainage systems. The citizens at the bottom are strongly dissatisfied with receiving clean water once a week. ”

"Who would dare to be dissatisfied with me? I'll kill his whole family! ”

The lord of the city was angry. We are not talking about personal vendettas, we are talking about public issues, and we cannot kill people at every turn. ”

"They don't have enough water, can't they go to the lake and get it themselves?" Wang Chengba was a little annoyed.

The infrastructure official said: "There are water monsters in the lake, which can hurt people at any time; Also, the water in the lake is not clean. ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "I'll talk about this question later, and I'll replace it with another one." ”

The entertainment official said with a smile: "Lord City, there have been many happy events in the entertainment industry in Guicheng recently. Your old man organized a capable force to find a son for the elderly, this kind act has been a household name in the city, and the kind citizens all praise you as a model in Guicheng, a good person in the last days, with a notorious reputation and unparalleled appearance. ”

Wang Chengba was overjoyed and praised: "You did a great job." Anything else? ”

"The output value of the big music competition has reached a new height, and the competition held yesterday has a total of 300,000 crystals from all walks of life, and the official tax revenue of Guicheng has reached 30,000."

"Sounds good, but are there any other exciting entertainments?"

"Yes! As far as I know, there are proposals for official deregulation to allow the opening of ...... Hook shop. ”

"Flower Street Willow Lane?" Wang Chengba's eyes widened.

"That's it...... Qinglou. ”

"I understand this, and I still need you to teach it?" Wang Chengba said angrily: "During my Wang Chengba's reign, I will never allow the people to open such a decadent and backward thing as Flower Street and Willow Lane!" His voice changed, "However, it can be handed over to the Guicheng official to operate." ”

"Great idea!" Entertainment officials have no bottom line in order to cater to Wang Chengba.

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The people's livelihood official said: "City lord, the people take food as the sky, and eating is a big problem, so let's give priority to solving the problem of food and clothing for the citizens." ”

"The public water supply and drainage system is related to the basic quality of life of the general public and cannot be delayed. ”

The magistrate said: "Isn't it in the public interest to arrest snitches and rectify law and order?" Who of you can guarantee that your possessions will not be taken care of by thieves? ”

The entertainment official said with a straight face: "Look at a few of you, you will know that you are blocking the city lord all day long." Won't you find something fun to do? He said to Wang Cheng with a smile on his face: "City Lord, let's first discuss the special work of Huajie Willow Lane, which has major economic and social benefits, right?" ”

Wang Chengba smiled: "Okay, let's study ...... below"

The three officials of people's livelihood, infrastructure, and public security objected in unison, "City Lord, absolutely not!" "Prioritize." "Entertainment misleads the country, and there are some things that cannot be easily involved."

Wang Chengba saw that several people vigorously opposed it and fell into a dilemma. He looked left and right, and when he saw Lin Zaishan who was watching, he immediately frowned and said with a smile: "My favorite slave is here." Tell me, what should I prioritize? ”

The magistrate immediately objected: "City lord, how can a slave be asked about military and political affairs?" If you say it, people will laugh at us, and there is no one in Guicheng. ”

The livelihood official retorted: "Slaves are also human beings, and without the hard work of slaves, how can we be privileged?" There is nothing wrong with listening to the slaves once in a while. ”

The infrastructure official said: "I don't care, you continue to argue." ”

Wang Chengba asked the entertainment officer, "Do you think we need to ask a slave's opinion?" ”

The entertainment official said: "City Lord, under your leadership, the foundation of our Guicheng is the spirit of entertainment that never goes forward. No matter what you deal with, as long as you execute it in the spirit of entertainment, there will be no problem. ”

Wang Chengba nodded again and again, "Not bad, not bad!" The more we are in these last days, the more we need the spirit of entertainment. Chief, I now ask you to answer my question in an entertaining way: What do you think I should prioritize right now? ”

Lin Zaishan said: "Since this is the case, then I will make an entertaining suggestion for dealing with disputes." These bigwigs are at odds over what to prioritize, and if they make trade-offs based solely on subjective decisions, it can easily lead to unfairness. Therefore, I recommend using a lottery method to randomly select the problem to be solved. It's simple and entertaining. As long as each of the bigwigs rolls the dice once, whoever has the highest number of points will be given priority. I ......"

"Great idea!" Wang Chengba didn't wait for Lin Zaishan to finish speaking, and then happily slapped the board, "This matter is so decided." Come on, go get the dice. ”

Soon the servants brought dice.

Wang Chengba said: "Everyone heard the chief's words just now, so we used the dice to randomly choose the military and political affairs of Guicheng. Everyone is willing to gamble and lose! He shoved the gambling equipment to the livelihood officials and ordered, "You shake it first." ”

The people's livelihood officials were not good at this, so they shook it twice and rolled a 3.

"Hah! How can you handle big things with your luck? The other officials couldn't help but scoff.

Lin Zaishan secretly thought:

"I have to help the livelihood officials, otherwise the food and clothing issue he raised will be postponed, and maybe someone will starve to death."

The sheriff triumphantly picked up the dice and threw them with great skill, which he expected to be at least five o'clock this time. Sure enough, the dice were swinging and were about to settle at five o'clock, but at the last moment, they inexplicably turned into two points.

"I'll go! What the hell is this? "The sheriff began to doubt his eyes.

A similar phenomenon of "bad luck" has occurred successively among infrastructure officials and entertainment officials. In the end, the people's livelihood officials won a big victory with just three points.

"The results are already obvious, and we will immediately discuss the issue of food and clothing for the lower class citizens later." Wang Chengba announced. He walked up to Lin Zaishan and patted him on the shoulder, praising him, "You are worthy of my favorite slave, and you can help me solve my troublesome decision-making problem with a random idea." I have decided that in the future, when I encounter all kinds of military and political events, I will follow today's model, and I must highlight Guicheng's courageous and entertaining spirit. Solve big problems with small games! ”

Lin Zaishan secretly complained about his grievances when he heard this, and he couldn't help but feel infinite sympathy for the citizens of Guicheng.

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A few minutes later, the livelihood officials were called to the office by Wang Chengba to discuss the "food and clothing issue", and Lin Zaishan was also summoned to observe.

"The crux of the problem is that food access has become more difficult." "In terms of hunting, many powerful teams have greatly reduced their interest in hunting, and ordinary citizens lack the ability to hunt mutant beasts; In terms of collection, the distance traveled is getting farther and farther, and the risk factor is also increasing dramatically. ”

Lin Zaishan asked, "Can't we open up new channels for food access?" For example, fishing, animal husbandry, breeding, and farming. ”

The livelihood official said: "For ordinary citizens, fishing is definitely not good. The fish monsters in the water are too powerful, more threatening than the mutant beasts on land. Therefore, fish can only be a luxury at present. ”

"What about farming?"

"Farming doesn't work either. We don't have seeds, fertilizers and pesticides. ”

"Is there nothing in the plants of the last days that can be cultivated as crops?"

"This ...... I'm afraid this can't be done in a day or two, right? ”

"Then let's try animal husbandry and breeding." "According to my own experience, animals such as mutant rabbits and mutant pheasants have a mild temperament, strong fecundity, and are relatively easy to feed and manage, making them the best choice for breeding." ”

"But since the end of the world, at least in Guicheng, no one has ever tried. You know, if you want to raise a group of mutant rabbits or pheasants, you need several laborers to spend a lot of time taking care of them; And there is often a need for a dedicated premises. ”

"Another way is for the Guicheng government to fund the formation of a special hunting team to hunt the most dangerous mutant beasts that produce the most meat at the same time, which can not only solve the problem of meat supply, but also reduce the threat around Guicheng."

"Well, I think you have two good suggestions, Chief: one is fishing, and the other is a special hunting party."

The Minsheng official said: "City Lord, these two methods require the participation of people with superior combat power to be successful. ”

Wang Chengba patted Lin Zaishan on the shoulder and said, "There is one in front of us, and he should at least be able to help us solve the problem of the hunting team; As for fishing, I think we can bring in some advanced fishing tools from Midtown, so that we can catch aquatic animals without being harmed by fish monsters. ”

"Is there such a tool?"

"Yes. A post-apocalyptic production manual from Midtown has just come from Quancheng, and it has an introduction. Wang Chengba said to Lin Zaishan: "Chief, what you have to do next is to help me train a high-level hunting team, and then make sure to hunt more than one large-tonnage mutant beast every week." I can promise to sell this mutant beast to the people for consumption at a low price. What do you think? ”

"I'm happy to do this kind of thing for the benefit of the people." Lin Zaishan replied happily.

"I won't let you do it for nothing." Wang Chengba looked benevolent and righteous, "Every time you hunt a large-tonnage mutant beast, I will add corresponding points to you according to the weight." ”

Lin Zaishan asked, "How do you calculate the score?" ”

Wang Cheng said domineeringly: "The prey is weighed over, and each ton is counted as 1 point." It must be a super-large tonnage or super-high-grade prey, such as a Tyrannosaurus rex. ”

Lin Zaishan teased: "Lao Wang, have you ever weighed yourself, maybe you can fill up my remaining scores." ”

Wang Chengba said loudly: "Dare to openly mock the weight of the city lord, come and throw the poisonous spider into the lake to feed the fish!" ”

Lin Zaishan smiled slightly: "Then I have to thank Lord Longen." This poisonous spider hates the poor and loves the rich every day, and scolds me for being unproductive and not a man, if you are willing to feed her to the fish, I will at least have a clean ear. ”

"Ha, you cunning fellow, I won't be taken advantage of by you. Someone, from today onwards, send better food and daily necessities to the poisonous spider, so that she can eat and drink enough to abuse the chief for me. ”

Lin Zaishan frowned and said, "Lao Wang, do I have a grudge against you in my last life?" You tortured me in a different way. ”

"Chief, be entertaining!"

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