Fat Qiu went over to help him, but he held Fat Qiu's bulging head and gnawed and kissed.

"My dam, you really have a mouthful! I haven't washed my hair in two months. ”

Fat Qiu was very helpless, wrapped one hand around Shi Lei's neck, and pushed his face back with the other.

During the stalemate between the two, Shi Lei 'hula' spit on the left shoulder of Fat Qiu.

Fat Qiu bared his teeth and glared at the filth on his body, feeling that his throat and eyes began to itch.

Finally controlled the churning state in his stomach, but unexpectedly, Zhang Yue followed and vomited on his right shoulder.

No way!

Fat Qiu exclaimed, but he couldn't control it for a while, followed by another burst of vomiting.

As if they were discussing, they bent down together and opened their bellies in the small shop.

The surrounding guests couldn't stand the strange smell, and they all checked out and left, and the boss cried and complained: "Ouch, I'll drop a kiss, this is a restaurant, not a toilet, I said that the old people have not considered my feelings." ”

"Hey, hey, hey......"

Shi Lei raised his head and stared at the bald boss with a confused look and a smirk.

Before the boss came to his senses, Shi Lei rushed straight at him: "Jiuling, I love you!" ”

"What!" "What!" "What!" "What!"

"Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!"

The boss made a bitter face and shook Shi Lei around, but unfortunately Shi Lei was like a piece of kraft candy pestering him.

.......

Shi Lei was dripping from sleep, when he suddenly noticed that someone slapped his head.

He squinted very reluctantly, only to see Fat Qiu staring at him with wide eyes.

"If you're sick, don't disturb my sleep."

Shi Lei turned over and continued to fall asleep.

Fat Qiu grabbed him from the ground and shook his collar vigorously, "Your uncle! Wake up! It's time to go to work in a moment! ”

Shi Lei was shaken to the ground, and muttered very depressedly: "Fuck your uncle, Lao Tzu has a headache and dies, even if your aunt doesn't go to work, it has nothing to do with Lao Tzu." ”

Fat Qiu rolled his eyes, pinched his throat and said lightly: "Shi Lei, I'm Gao Jiuling, let's get married!" ”

"Ahh Tie the knot? Jiuling is here! ”

Shi Lei woke up suddenly, but found that there was only Fat Qiu in front of him: "What about Jiuling?" Where's she? ”

Shi Lei twisted his neck and looked left and right, but Fat Qiu sighed deeply.

The two were relatively silent for a few seconds, and Fat Qiu told Shi Lei what happened last night without concealment.

Shi Lei smiled miserably after hearing this, and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.

Fat Qiu shrugged his nose and enlightened him: "Leizi, actually, seeing you become like this, buddy is very uncomfortable."

But there's one thing I have to warn you about.

That is to say, everyone has a perfect object of fantasy living in their heart, but fantasy is false and unrealistic after all.

People, living in the moment can't and don't allow too many illusions.

Although there are too many unsatisfactory things in real life, they are an indispensable seasoning in your life.

No one wants to stay out of it, and everyone will experience these cruel things.

Therefore, it is the wisest choice to recognize the facts and find a suitable partner for yourself. ”

patted Shi Lei on the shoulder heavily, and continued: "Instead of thinking about an impossible Gao Jiuling and forcing yourself to sink into boundless pain forever, it is better to pay more attention to Sun Ying's sister who is infatuated with you."

That girl is so good to you, but it's a pity that you are blinded by lard and only blindly pursue Gao Jiuling.

Tut-tut..... Thinking about it like this, I feel aggrieved and worthless for Sun Ying. ”

Shi Lei was stunned, "Where did you get this crooked reason?" The head of the talk is the Tao, as if you have experienced it yourself. ”

"Cut, it's a shame to change the subject! I despise you! ”

Fat Qiu stretched out his finger and gestured at him, and said in a foaming voice: "I don't know what you kid thinks in your heart, you kid must think I'm talking nonsense."

And he muttered in his heart, you know a fart, Sun Ying and I are not suitable, right? ”

"Uh, this ......"

Shi Lei was speechless, blinked his eyes and whispered: "You are the roundworm in my stomach, how do you know so clearly?" ”

Fat Qiu still gave him a roll of his eyes: "Your scheming is too shallow, I can see through everything about you at a glance."

Dude will tell you, don't pretend to be garlic here, what nonsense about Sun Ying and you are not suitable.

I just want to say that there are no 100% suitable two people in this world, only two people who are constantly compatible can go hand in hand to the end.

Some people think that each other is perfect before marriage, but after marriage, they start to complain that the other person has changed.

Once the sweet period of marriage is over, you will find that there will always be so many shortcomings and unbearable things in your partner.

When I found out that the other party was not so perfect, there was a gap in my heart, and from this point on, quarrels and contradictions continued to arise, and in the end, only divorce ended.

Most people's reasons for complaining are extremely unified, like what, I get up early and take care of the family for you, but what about you, you are not at home all day, and you don't care about the family, can't you be considerate and considerate of my difficulties.....

I'm out for you all kinds of socializing, you don't understand that I don't have time to accompany you, and I'm always chatty, have you considered my feelings.....

Isn't this nonsense, I have forgotten the vows I made when I got married for a long time.

Like what, bear the good times and bad together, the words of wealth, poverty, health, and illness are forgotten completely, and only care about who pays more than others in marriage, so how can they go hand in hand to the end. ”

Speaking of this, Fat Qiu rolled up his sleeves indignantly and put on a posture of wanting to beat people.

Shi Lei raised his hand and slapped him: "Big brother, you're a little far, let's just talk about what kind of woman is suitable to be a girlfriend, why is this talking about marriage?" ”

Fat Qiu scratched the back of his head and smiled: "Rub, I didn't feel it." ”

Shi Lei shrugged his shoulders and didn't speak, but the grievances and pressures in his heart seemed to have suddenly released a lot at this moment, of course, thanks to the enlightenment of Fat Qiu's big head.

After that, the two washed their faces, ate, and set off.

When he arrived at the company, Shi Lei was about to go to the elevator, but Fat Qiu nervously grabbed him and made a victory gesture, "Remember what my buddy said before, I wish you a speedy hug of Sun Yinghui!" ”

Shi Lei glanced at him, and the corners of his mouth twitched: "You have a lot to do, let it go, I'm going to be late for a while." ”

Although Fat Qiu let go, he still stood outside and made extremely exaggerated victory gestures.

came to the office in a daze, and Shi Lei found that Fan Zengxin had actually come back early.