"Hey, it seems that you have to be cautious in making friends."

Shi Lei looked at the phone in a daze with a sad face, and the whole person looked like a deflated ball.

Because he was depressed in his heart, he finally called Fat Qiu to ask him to come out for a walk.

Fat Qiu readily agreed.

Half an hour later, Shi Lei and Pang Qiu met at the Jinhewan Wetland Botanical Garden.

Looking up at the blue sky and white clouds, smelling the fragrance of grass, Shi Lei's injured heart was slightly better.

Along the way, Fat Qiu kept asking him if he had anything to worry about, but he always wrinkled his brows and pretended to be deep beside him.

Fat Qiu really couldn't stand it, so he had to grab his collar: "Hey, hey, what do you mean by saying this?" Call me out without saying a word, feelings are this to torture me? ”

Shi Lei turned around and showed a smirk that was not much better than crying, "Dude just lost a friend I've known for eight years, so I'm sad now." ”

"Oh, it's okay, you have to burp early and late, and when you die in the future, everyone will have to meet again in hell!"

Fat Qiu digs his nostrils and talks nonchalantly nonsense.

Shi Lei was in no mood to tease him, and directly told him what happened before.

After listening to the narration, Fat Qiu laughed: "Rub, is it so bad that you sigh?"

You just have to think of those black-hearted friends as a piece of stinking shit and you'll be fine.

Who you've heard of would be sad about a piece of shit? ”

"Damn, it's not rough, it's really like that."

Shi Lei was amused and laughed, and his depression went for a while.

Fat Qiu walked forward and continued: "What happened to you is nothing compared to me.

When I was a child, I encountered a stinky dog shit named 'Yang Jinchang', and this piece of shit grew up with me, so it can be regarded as small.

In terms of feelings, it's much stronger than what you said about Ning shit, but this product has been mixed up in society for a few years, and he began to play with me.

In the end, it wasn't that he cheated me out of 500 yuan, so he played missing.

Hey, people's hearts have to be guarded against. ”

"The words are incisive, profound and level, and when you hear it, you are an unlucky person who has been hit by a hundred times the crit."

Shi Lei stretched out his thumb to Fat Qiu, feeling a stomachache from laughing.

"Well, peat ...... I'm so unlucky, why are you swollen and adding fuel to the fire! Isn't my plight worthy of sympathy!! ”

Fat Qiu crossed his hands on his hips and spit to accuse Shi Lei, but Shi Lei bent down and waved his palm at him: "This kind of unlucky thing is still taken out to show off your fart!" Don't you feel ashamed of you? ”

"Fuck off, didn't you bring up this topic first! Good guy, I comfort you after you finish talking about bad things, but after I finish talking about bad things, you are laughing here, are you embarrassed! ”

Fat Qiu grabbed Shi Lei's neck, gritted his teeth and shook desperately, just as the two were playing, he suddenly shouted from behind him: "What is B, being a Z is here to sell." ”

In the silent botanical garden, the sound was particularly loud, and it shocked Shi Lei and Fat Qiu at that time.

Before the two came to their senses, they saw a man not far away raise his hand and slap the woman opposite.

Fat Qiu was a little annoyed when he saw this, and at that time, an arrow rushed up and directly kicked the violent man aside: "Stop me!" ”

The man who was caught off guard fell and gnawed on the ground, snorting on the ground: "Who doesn't have long eyes dares to break ground on my head!" ”

He quickly got up from the ground and was about to take revenge on Fat Qiu, but when he saw that there were two people on the other side, his clenched fists couldn't help but loosen slightly.

"Who kicked me two of you?"

The man glared and swept straight towards Fat Qiu and Shi Lei, and Fat Qiu took a step forward with a shy stomach: "It's Grandpa, what do you want?" ”

"Hmph, what do I think? I just want to say, are you looking for me? ”

"it."

Fat Qiu rolled his eyes, seeing that this kid was in a posture like he was going to fight, but as soon as the words came out, it was not like that, it was obvious that the kid was cowardly.

"Why do you hit women?"

Fat Qiu didn't drag his feet and went straight to the point.

"Why did you hit her?"

The man squinted at the woman beside him, his face showing no remorse.

He looked at the fat Qiu fiercely, and subconsciously moved back half a step: "She's my girlfriend, I can fix her if I want to, and I don't care about your." ”

As soon as the words fell, he rolled his eyes, as if he had figured out something, "Oh, I know, do you know my girlfriend?"

Hey, I said it earlier, since you feel so sorry for her, why don't you take her back to play, the price is negotiable. ”

Shi Lei and Fat Qiu were shocked when they heard this: It turns out that this woman is doing that kind of business.

Seeing that they were silent, the man on the other side hurriedly added fuel and vinegar and said: "Two brothers, take a good look, my girlfriend's appearance is absolutely okay, no matter what, she can be regarded as half a beauty."

Although the figure is a little worse, it is also a woman who can't hold it in one hand.

Dude, you two are also veterans, and you should know the reason. ”

The kid laughed twice to himself, and then continued: "Nowadays, chrysanthemums are everywhere, what pretends to be cute, pretends to be tender, and pretends to be pure can abound.

It's still relatively rare to have a little bit of wildness like my girlfriend, so how about a thousand dollars from your buddy? ”

This kid is not ambiguous about women at all, and the one with a 'horn' mouth is called a slip.

Fat Qiu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and Shi Lei grabbed his arm and said in a low voice: "Dead fat!" You see that girl is so young and cute, she should have her own bright future.

We can't just watch her jump into the fire pit.

So you must make it clear to her and let her pursue her own happiness. ”

Fat Qiu scratched his nose and stretched out his big hand: "Deal!" I'm going to ask for this girl. ”

The girl sitting on the ground glanced at Fat Qiu, crying with grief.

The man was lazy to pay attention to his girlfriend, and rushed directly to Fat Qiu and slapped him: "Pay for it." ”

"Here you go, get the money and get out of here."

Fat Qiu's speed of digging out money was beyond Shi Lei's imagination, Shi Lei was surprised, Fat Qiu had already run to the girl and asked for warmth.

Fat Qiu was most afraid of women crying, so he took out a crumpled tissue from his pocket and wiped the woman's tears: "Oh girl, what's your name, where do you live, why is your boyfriend not a thing."

In fact, my brother is very gentle and considerate, and it is better for you to follow me than to suffer outside.

Don't look at my brother's anxiety, in fact, my brother is still a baby. ”

Shi Lei listened to him more and more, and couldn't help but debunk it: "Well, this is true, it's just a three-year-old and three-hundred-month-old baby." ”

"Huh? Three-year-old and three-hundred-month-old baby? ”

The woman was stunned when she heard this, stopped crying, and began to fold her fingers and seriously calculate Fat Qiu's age: "Twelve months in a year, ten years is one hundred and twenty months."

Twenty years is two hundred and forty months.

Five years remaining, exactly sixty months.

Twenty-five plus three years old, that is, twenty-eight. ”

Figuring out Fat Qiu's actual age, the woman glared at him angrily: "Twenty-eight is still called a baby, so how should I count twenty-seven?" ”