Chapter 847: Lewd Earthlings

Aotian was bound by Lin Zaishan's ability to lie on the ground, and was also used by the latter as a lackey to kick the ass for a lesson, which is undoubtedly a great shame. He was furious in his heart, but he couldn't move, his eyes were spewing fire and staring at Lin Zaishan.

Lin Zaishan no longer paid attention to Aotian, turned around and asked the lively audience: "Is there anyone else who looks down on me, an earthling, who wants to come out and teach me a lesson?" ”

There are many people in the audience who still look down on the earthlings, but at this moment, they see that even the invincible arrogance has been leveled, who dares to come forward?

Lin Zaishan put on a "friendly" appearance and said with a smile: "We earthlings are friendly and strong, and we are willing to interact with intelligent beings of all planes and civilizations equally and friendly. I am very willing to make friends with you and benefit each other. I have always been tolerant and peaceful towards those who look down on me. Of course, if anyone has to put us earthlings to death for no reason, then I have to represent the way of heaven and justice to reason with this kind of person. If he doesn't accept it, I'll beat him until he does. ”

Lin Zaishan said this in an amiable way, but it was interpreted by many as a show-off provocation. There's no way, these people aren't really mentally prepared for the people of the earth to be messed with.

"Earthlings, don't be arrogant!"

"Damn earthlings, you wait and see, sooner or later you will die an ugly death."

The audience and the chengguan scolded Lin Zaishan through the energy field, and they more or less thought that Lin Zaishan was still in a trapped state.

"Smack", Lin Zaishan snapped his fingers, and the 5 blocking energy fields that had been controlled by him disintegrated instantly.

The audience and the chengguan were shocked and involuntarily retreated again and again. Many people panicked and crowded with each other. Others "begged for mercy" in a threatening tone: "Earthlings, don't mess around!" Think about the consequences when doing things. ”

Only Princess Bingjiao stood proudly upright with her full chest on the spot, and looked at Lin Zaishan's actions with the corner of her eye.

Lin Zaishan walked leisurely in front of Princess Bingjiao and beckoned, "Your Royal Highness Princess, can you tell me why you have such a big prejudice against us earthlings?" ”

Bingjiao "broadcast": "This villain's ambitious earthling man actually has the face to ask me questions, doesn't he realize how despicable and obscene he is?" ”

Lin Zaishan conjured a mirror to look at himself, saw the appearance of Zhiyang in the mirror, and sighed: "I don't understand, why does this honest and harmless appearance become obscene in your eyes?" Have you been hurt by our earth men? ”

"Get out!" Princess Bingjiao couldn't bear it anymore and angrily scolded Lin Zaishan.

The latter smiled calmly: "By the way, this is how to communicate with people." You should practice more in the future, pay attention to control your temper, and don't judge people easily. Send you a bouquet of flowers to beautify your language and mood. I hope that the next time you meet someone to confess to you, you will at least be able to save the other person's life. Good bye! Out of thin air, a bouquet of fragrant romance flowers appeared, and it was forcibly stuffed into Bingjiao's hand, and then teleported.

In a fit of rage, Princess Bingjiao threw the bouquet to the ground and stomped on it a few more times.

The audience was in a mess and there was a lot of heated discussion.

Princess Bingjiao's cold gaze swept over, and everyone immediately stopped talking, and then dispersed.

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At this time, a colorful light flashed, and a tall, heroic man appeared in front of Princess Bingjiao.

Princess Bingjiao said coquettishly: "Yate, why are you only here now?" ”

"Don't be angry, baby, the battle with the Gru has taken up a lot of my time. You know, the Gru people are not very intelligent, but they are very powerful, I ......"

"I was bullied, did you know that?"

"What? Who dares to bully He Tianzun's daughter, the woman I love Yate? Could it be that his brain has been licked by an interstellar bug? ”

"It's this earthling!" Princess Bingjiao angrily showed Art (that is, the leader of the Demon Pirates, King Art) the stereoscopic video recording just now.

"It turned out to be him!" Yat Mu is now killed.

"Do you know this earthling? Who the hell is he? ”

"He is Lin Zaishan, the leader of the human race on the earth in the last days! This street hit is quite big, and he was able to get out of the mouth of the glutton, and he also survived the test of the Oolong Star clearance. ”

"Even Aotian couldn't kill him, why could he be so arrogant?"

Art used his ability to send Aotian away next to him, and replied, "What Lin Zaishan is relying on is the Star Soul Coding Skill. Although this is not a top-level ability, it still has the strength to fight when encountering a warrior like Aotian who is still martial and not intellectual. ”

"Can you kill him?"

"Piece of cake, of course!"

"Well, I want you to go and get him right now, and then torture him to death in front of me. I'm going to broadcast his death live to all planes. ”

"No problem. However, my baby, I have a better plan, I can first ruin Lin Zaishan's reputation, torture him well, and then put him to death in public—this will not only give you an outlet for evil, but also give me a chance to make a name for myself. If I can kill Lin Zaishan for the people under the attention of all planes, it will win me more reputation and causality. Your father, He Tianzun, will be more receptive to the two of us together. ”

"That's it. Where are you going to start? ”

"Let's start by revealing the truth that Lin Zaishan is from the end of the earth."

"I'll do it. The lowly and obscene earthlings will soon appreciate what it feels like to be a public enemy of the stars. ”

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Lin Zaishan flashed back to the Xiaoyao Star Palace, and the sea eating master had been waiting for a long time.

The latter had a smile on his face, "Master Lin, I knew you would win a big victory and come back alive." ”

Lin Zaishan said sarcastically: "I didn't expect you, a friend who had experienced the adventure of the Weeping Sea with me, to abandon me at a critical moment!" ”

"I didn't abandon you, I also wanted to help you meet the enemy, but I was hungry and afraid that I wouldn't be able to exert my combat strength, so I had to come back and eat first."

"Okay, you don't have to explain." Lin Zaishan can be regarded as having learned the cheekiness of the sea eating master, and he changed the topic: "Please help me analyze it based on your rich plane experience: Why are we earthlings so unpopular in Oolong Star?" ”

"It's actually quite understandable. First of all, any weak civilization is susceptible to discrimination, not to mention that your Earth itself is a barren planet where birds don't. You can think of this as an axiom of the universe. ”

"The stronger you are, the more tolerant and compassionate you should be? Why do we have to discriminate against the weak? ”

"Hehe, the galaxy world is not a peaceful ideal heaven, it is generally a cruel universe where the weak eat the strong and the fittest survive. I'm sure it's impossible for you not to understand this truth when you live to this point. ”

Lin Zaishan sighed, "You go on to explain other reasons. ”

"The second reason why you earthlings are discriminated against is that you are too similar to the life forms used by the high-level plane bosses."

"The more you look like a high-level plane boss, the more respected and loved you should be?"

"Wrong. To borrow from the culture of your earthlings, if you draw a tiger as a cat, will you be treated as a tiger? Of course not! Although you earthlings have similar life forms to high-level plane bosses, they are real tigers, and you are just low-level imitation cats, so it's no wonder that you are not discriminated against. ”

"I reluctantly agree with your explanation, is there any other reason?"

"Third, your earth is suffering eschatological judgment. All civilizations that are being judged will be regarded as low, sinful civilizations—and this is also a cosmic axiom. Even if you don't know about the existence of your earth civilization at all, and listen to too many broadcasts from the higher planes about the end of the world, they will involuntarily discriminate against you. ”

"I think it's a manipulation of words. Is that all there are for these reasons? ”

"Isn't that enough? Okay, I'll add 2 more according to the 5 rules of Oolong Star. Fourth, you earthlings are discriminated against, which is also the result of someone deliberately trying to be black. ”

"Princess Bingjiao?"

"Clever. Her Royal Highness, a beautiful and noble princess, has been commenting on your Earth civilization in a series of negative terms lately. She said you are mean, selfish, incompetent, weak, lewd...... and I have never heard her use so many negative adjectives to characterize the civilization of gender. At first, I completely believed her words without thinking, but after coming into contact with you, I was no longer a fan of her brains. ”

"Why is Princess Bingjiao like this? Could it be that she has really been hurt by us earthlings? ”

"I guess she's for love."

"I'll go! Who is she really in love with us earthlings? ”

"Please, don't stink! Princess Ice is in love with the King of Art, the pirate boss you call it. ”

"Understood. The reason why the King of Art slandered the Earth was to create public opinion for the late pirates to invade the Earth. ”

"You're smart. In addition to the needs of public opinion, I estimate that he can also win your support and reap a lot of causal value. You just openly molested his baby girlfriend in public, I dare to pack the ticket, he is so angry that he vomits three tons of blood at the moment, at least a hundred plans to cruel you. You have to be careful. ”

"Sounds like you're familiar with this lover? Do you two have a leg? ”

"Don't think crooked. The King of Art has always tried to forge a formal alliance with us gluttonous people, and he has always been a gluttonous charmer. ”

"You're not going to be an undercover agent sent to me by Yat, are you?" Lin Zaishan asked calmly.

"Don't say I'm not, even if it is, I'm willing to support you instead."

"Why?"

"Because I am no match for you, because you helped me get the blood of God, because you defeated Auris in public. I'm a very practical person, and I only think of those who are really reliable as friends. ”

"Sure enough, it's an old Jianghu. Tell me what is the fifth reason? ”

"That is, in recent years, there have been several young people among you earthlings, who have done mischief in the Oolong Star, offended the anger of the public, and seriously ruined the reputation of the earthlings."

"What? There are still earthlings on Oolong Star? ”

The Sea Eater nodded, "There are hundreds or thousands of pan-plane races living on the Oolong Star, and you earthlings have the smallest number of people, but the 'reputation' you have gained in the past few years is not small. ”

"Who are these people? Where are they? ”

"I don't know; However, I have already found out the 'good deeds' of your fellow earthlings through the hotel's information system. These materials are basically announcements and reports from the Oolong Star authorities and Oolong Media, which record in detail the actions of the earthlings involved. After watching it, it will definitely make you laugh out of your abs. Hahaha. ”

The sea eating master verbally introduced while displaying these materials: "You see, this earth man calls himself 'underworld-dao-boss-big', openly recruits members in Oolong Star, creates the so-called '3-P Society', and even has the charter and office location in place; ”

"So, this so-called 'big brother of the underworld' was suppressed by the Oolong Star bosses?"

"No, you would never have imagined his ending, the '3-P meeting' opened smoothly, and there were still many spectators at that time, which was more lively than everyone watching you today. But the good times didn't last long, and at the opening ceremony, a pet worm that escaped from the capital broke in, and the five of them ate all the members of the '3-P Society', and pulled out a lump of feces on the spot. This news has been the laugh of our gluttonies for days. ”

Lin Zaishan has never had a good impression of the big brothers in the underworld, and he pointed to a childish teenager in another document and asked, "Did this earth kid also make a mistake?" ”

"Ha, he not only makes mistakes, but also rebels against the sky. It is said that the first minute he inexplicably crossed over to the Oolong Star, he pointed at it and shouted: I am invincible Xiao Tang to change my life against the sky and dominate the other world! ”

This tone does sound a lot like the secondary two teenagers on our earth. And then? ”

"In less than half an hour, this young man who was going to rebel against the sky couldn't help but go hungry to steal the food store, and then he was caught by SAI, who was even more vicious than today's Wan Nianqing, and took off his pants in public and castrated him painlessly."

"Huh? You're too ruthless, aren't you? ”

"Master Lin, I didn't do this. Who let your Form 2 boy steal first? He didn't use his brains to steal things, and he actually did it in the storefront of one of the five major forces of the Oolong Star, isn't this looking for his own death? ”

"What happened to this teenager?"

"After he was castrated, his temperament changed greatly, he no longer shouted against the sky, he called him uncle when he saw people, and he clamored to apprentice when he met a powerful person."

"And later?"

"I was killed by a 5-year-old kid on the Oolong Star in the name of PK. Before he died, he cursed: God is really a bad spirit, and he actually sent me to Oolong. ”

"The two cases you mentioned show that we earthlings are pitifully weak, don't we have a little more powerful?"

"There was once such an earthling, who shattered the void and suddenly flashed on a certain battlefield on the oolong star, and then slaughtered half of the soldiers present in cold blood and ruthlessly without saying a word. The five major forces of the Oolong Star united to capture him and reduce him to a gladiator who had no freedom and could only fight forever. He continued to dominate and kill in the gladiatorial arena, winning the title of number one warrior for several weeks in a row and winning many fans. ”

"Sounds good, he should be okay, right?"

"It's okay to be a ball! You, the Earth Warrior, actually showed your love to Princess Bingjiao in front of hundreds of millions of spectators after a competition, and said 'Beauty, come to my bowl'. Guess what happened? ”

"Could it be that he is a master warrior who was turned into an interstellar worm by Aotian and then divided and eaten by your gluttonous clan?"

"Absolutely! I was lucky enough to take a bite of it. I think you earthlings are really all like what was said in the broadcast, thinking with your lower body. ”

"Isn't there a decent one among the earthlings on Oolong?"

"There is one. There is a so-called empty color, a so-called monk, and a seventh-level star soul. When I first came to Oolong Star, I held strict precepts, the Buddha was solemn, and I accumulated virtue and did good deeds. ”

"But what?"

Soon, however, Master Kongse met a local beauty who was lured to the Big Flicker Studio for a scientific experiment, and was almost killed by a rampaging female sapient plant. After escaping, he left the Oolong Star in disgrace. ”

"I'll go!" Lin Zaishan sighed, he didn't expect to hear the romance of the master of the sky color on the oolong star, which was an unknown number of billions of light years away from the earth.