Hint: You've joined the group!

……

"Yo, newcomer?"

"Welcome! Is it sister paper? Get a photo! ”

"It's okay to give out red envelopes."

There was a commotion in the WeChat group.

Zhang Xiaoyun was a little surprised, according to his understanding of Journey to the West, aren't there only those three of Sun Wukong's brothers?

But there were obviously more than three people in this group.

"Hello everyone, new reports, please advise."

Out of politeness, Zhang Xiaoyun took the lead in greeting.

"Haha, hello Xiaomengxin!"

"Sprout, red envelopes and hot photos, choose one!"

“……”

"Hey! You all give me a stop, this is Mr. Xiaoyun. Sun Dasheng spoke.

Subsequently, there were a lot of innocent and cute expressions in the group.

White Bone: "Senior brother! You, you murder me! Hmph, I'm going to tell Master!"

Sun Dasheng: "White Bone Spirit! Speak with your conscience, when will I murder you? Master goes abroad to give lectures on Buddhism, and you don't let him worry about it. ”

White Bone: "Humph! Second senior brother, help me say something! Otherwise, you don't want to go to my modeling agency in the future and ask the young lady to drink milk tea! ”

Zhang Xiaoyun was stunned.

Is this white bone the one of the 'three dozen white bone spirits'?

This is different from what you see on TV, when did you become a brother and sister?

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hehe, Brother Monkey, we are all joking, you see that you gave Xiaobai Qi, and the bones are green." ”

Sun Dasheng: "Second child, shut up!" ”

Zhang Xiaoyun raised his eyebrows, Marshal Tianpeng? It's easy to guess.

This person should be Zhu Bajie.

General Roller Blind: "Senior brother, what have you been busy with lately?" ”

Sun Dasheng replied: "It's nothing, it's not my Huaguo Mountain, and now the scenic spot is getting more and more difficult to do, and I'm thinking about how to attract tourists." ”

General Roller Blind: "Senior brother, this year is the off-season for tourism, it is normal for the business of the scenic spot to be bad, I recently made a decoration company, can't we cooperate?" ”

Sun Dasheng: "Third child, haven't you been selling 'rolling shutter doors'?" How do you start decorating? ”

General Roller Blind: "Anyway, it's all for people's decoration, the door is installed, the decoration is also decoration, and there is no separation." ”

Zhang Xiaoyun stared at him and couldn't say a word.

Roller doors?

Now he really has some psychological construction in the brain of these mythical characters, and he is breathtaking.

Is one really more powerful than the other, and the roller shutter will play with the roller shutter door?

Marshal Peng Zhu Bajie must be the most profitable, and the price of pork has risen so much in recent years.

He's not going to run a pig farm, is he?

Just thought of this.

Marshal Tianpeng: "Hi, the third child, I just said that you can't do this, the breeding industry is the sunrise industry, you both come to my Gao Laozhuang, my pig farm has made a lot of money this year, let's be a rich man, how good is it to be happy every day?" ”

Sun Dasheng: "Come on, just a few pet pig shops of yours, dare to call them farms?" Do you dare to sell pork? If you can't, just shut up! ”

Canopy: "......! ”

No way!

Zhang Xiaoyun continues to refresh his worldview.

At this moment, he began to carefully recall the scene when he watched Journey to the West, and those contents.

Did you remember it wrong?

Isn't Journey to the West a scripture-learning show, but an entrepreneurship show?

At this time, Sun Dasheng continued to speak in the group.

"Third child, let me ask you something, I remember you said a few years ago that Taishang Laojun bought a villa outside the western suburbs of the imperial capital, right?"

General Roller Blind: "Well, yes, he asked me to install a roller shutter door in his garage at that time, what's wrong Senior Brother?" Do you have something to do with Lao Jun? ”

Sun Dasheng: "Ahem, third child, you tell me the 'magic circle' on the roller shutter door you installed, and the solution of the magic circle." ”

General Roller Blind: "Huh? Big brother! You, you don't want to steal! ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "Damn! Brother Monkey, you did this thousands of years ago and were locked up in the alchemy furnace, and you are still here? ”

White Bone: "Senior Brother 666!" ”

Sun Dasheng: "It's not as serious as you think, I'll just go get a few elixirs, know the proportion, and I'll find Ao Lie to answer me when the time comes." ”

Marshal Tianpeng: "That kid has recently become obsessed with sports cars, and the second generation of gods is different, so you have a speed and relationship with him." ”

General Rolling Blind: "Okay, senior brother, let's talk privately when we go back." ”

Sun Dasheng: "Okay, then let's do this today." ”

Soon, the WeChat group fell silent.

Zhang Xiaoyun watched them talk, not knowing what to say.

But no matter how you look at it, I don't think they are like a fairy circle, but a group of classmates at a certain stage.

Shouldn't the people of the immortal realm be discussing the cultivation methods of a certain realm?

Or who is who, and who is the grievance entanglement, and the final battle for three days and three nights or something?

In addition to starting a business, this is how to steal things, which is also too down-to-earth.

Jingle bells! WeChat information.

Sun Dasheng: "You can stay in this group, and it will be beneficial to mess with them more." ”

"Uh...... Great Sage, do you think I can get along with them? Zhang Xiaoyun replied.

Sun Dasheng: "Don't worry, no problem." ”

"Okay." Zhang Xiaoyun accepted.

After that, Zhang Xiaoyun asked Sun Dasheng about stealing the elixir.

Sun Dasheng is very confident in his plan, and he can easily understand it.

Open the roller shutter door of Lao Jun's garage, break the anti-theft formation on it, and then turn into a little bee and fly in.

Find the room where the alchemy furnace is stored, you can find the elixir, and then steal a few out.

finally escaped from the villa and let the white dragon Ma Ao Lie, who was standing guard, answer him.

It was perfect!

Zhang Xiaoyun also put forward his opinion with some embarrassment, will this step be too simple?

After all, it's Taishang Laojun, a big guy of this level, will it be so easy to get in and steal?

Sun Dasheng gave a very tsundere reply.

"Thousands of years ago, my grandson secretly ate the elixir from Lao Jun, and there are more women you have ever seen! Hmph, stealing the elixir! I'm cooked! ”

……

……

Early morning.

The purple and red sun shone straight into the small courtyard of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

Zhang Xiaoyun stretched and heard a noise outside the house.

Curiously pushed open the door, and the next moment was completely surprised.

Dozens of Taoist priests, dressed in blue Taoist robes, danced with long swords in their hands.

The surrounding air, as if with the movements of everyone, began to fluctuate.

It was like a black and white halo of substance, and it suddenly lit up.

Under the soles of everyone's feet, there were actually Tai Chi yin and yang diagrams!

The breeze whizzed by.

The sword qi is sometimes like a trickle, and sometimes it is like the turbulent Yangtze River!

Wide open and close, wonderful!

Liu Qingfeng was among them, and at this time his face was calm and his eyes were misty.

The long sword behind him seemed to resonate, and with the flow of the surrounding aura, it emitted a slight sword sound in the scabbard.

I saw Liu Qingfeng jump up!

It soared above the center of the crowd.

Then put the fingers together and pointed straight to the sky.

The sword flew and hovered overhead.

"Purple Qi is coming from the east!"