"San'er, it's time for you to wake up, it's been an hour since you got up!"

Yang San sat half-asleep in a small theater. Yumo next to him shook him angrily!

"Oh, what are we doing here?" Yang San reluctantly opened his eyes!

Guan Gu said in admiration, "San'erjun, you are so amazing, you walked eight big roads with us half-closed eyes, and you didn't get hit by a car!"

Yu Mo glanced at Guan Gu and said, "San'er, I've already told you eight times, and Yifei's interactive drama is about to start as her good sister, how can I not come, if I see you sleeping, I will have to bother me again!"

At this time, Teacher Zeng walked in slowly, obviously also being pulled in as a strong man!

Guan Gu said happily, "Teacher Zeng, here, there are rows of places here!"

"Huh." Teacher Zeng looked at the empty small theater and said with a dry smile, "Why is this first row so close to the stage?" I can smell an actor's fart!"

"Huh? Rare guest, San'er-kun, it's the first time I've seen you before dinner!"

"Hehe..."Yang Sanpi smiled without smiling!

Teacher Zeng suddenly asked, "Which one does Yifei play?"

Guan Gu said seriously, "Death to Wall Street!"

"Oh~" Mr. Zeng replied thoughtfully, "Who is Wall Street?"

Soon, a scene began to beat the gong, and the stage suddenly went dark, and everyone hurriedly shut up and sat upright!

Yang Sanqiang cheered up, but unfortunately in just two minutes, Yang San couldn't resist the resistance of his eyelids, and fell asleep, and Yumo couldn't wake up after shaking for a long time!

After a long, long time, a noise finally woke Yang San up!

I saw Guan Gu Yumo talking to Hu Yifei, the rent collector!

"Is it over? Great, can you eat?" Yang San asked happily!

Yifei suddenly said angrily, "Okay, you are a three, you fell asleep within two minutes of the start, you and Zeng Xiaoxian came to play the game!"

Yang San asked weakly, "What's wrong?"

Guan Gu whispered, "Just now, Teacher Zeng criticized Sister Yifei's interactive drama for nothing!"

Yang San said admiringly, "When did Mr. Zeng become such a man?" Did he go out and take his medicine today?"

At this time, Yu Mo shouted, "After three years, in order to celebrate Yifei's performance, you personally cook a big meal and come out, which can be regarded as making amends, otherwise... Hey, hey!"

Yang San sneered, "Heh, woman!"

After going back, Yang San was decisive... I made a big meal, and everyone broke up happily!

On the afternoon of the next day, Yang Sansheng sat in the small theater without love, and asked depressedly, "Who is it today?" I don't know if it's a target to disturb people's dreams!"

Yu Mo gently rubbed Yang San's shoulders and said, "Today is a slut, I heard that it is also an interactive drama, Yifei pulled me here, give me some spirit, at most... Unlock new poses for you at night!" The last few words, Yu Mo blushed and whispered in Yang San's ear!

When Yang San heard this, he was immediately resurrected with blood, and hurriedly said, "Yumo, what you said!"

"Wait, who did you just say? Teacher Zeng? Can I go first?" Yang San suddenly thought of Mr. Zeng's "extraordinary" interactive drama, and instantly wanted to slip away!

It's a pity that it's too late, Mr. Zeng has already taken the stage and started his first chapter, "Autobot Transfiguration"!

Two minutes later, Yu Mo said with a sad face, "San'er, I was wrong, I should have listened to you!" ”

Yang San looked helplessly at Teacher Zeng, who had been "kukukukiki" on the stage, and said depressedly, "I know that Teacher Zeng made it out to take revenge on Yifei, but you still dare to come?" Look at Yifei! ”

Since Teacher Zeng spoke, Yifei has been shaking, Yumo is a little better, and whispered, "Yifei This is the shadow in my heart when I was a child, I didn't expect it to be now!" ”

Half an hour later, there were only four Yang San left in the small theater, Guan Gu grabbed Yifei's hand with both hands, otherwise it is estimated that Yifei would be able to tremble and fly!

"The transformation was successful, thank you!" As Mr. Zeng rolled over, the first chapter was finally finished!

"The first chapter is finally over, Yifei, are you okay?" Sekiya asked worriedly!

"I... Not... Affair! Yifei shook the words word by word, "I can hold on..."

Before she finished speaking, Yifei was stunned by Teacher Zeng's new look!

I saw Mr. Zeng put on the equipment of the last senior art troupe, holding a small water gun in his right hand, standing in front of Yifei!

Expressionlessly, he raised the small water gun and said, "Chapter 2 "Autobot Attack"! ”

After that, "biubiubiu" shot directly at Yifei!

That scene is really heartbreaking!

After a while, the little water gun ran out of bullets, and Mr. Zeng said again, "Oops, I'm out of bullets!" ”

Yifei sat down happily and said secretly: I endure! Endure! Endure...

Who knew that Mr. Zeng raised his left hand, and it turned out that the left hand he had been hiding behind him was holding a super giant water gun!

"But I still have one!"

Yu Mo couldn't stand it anymore, and said in a low voice, "San'er, do you have any way?" If it goes on like this, Yifei will collapse! ”

Yang San looked at the two people who loved and killed each other, and said half-paralyzed, "This is the problem of the two of them, naturally we have to let the two of them end it, we forcibly intervene to get through today, then there is tomorrow!" ”

"Wait, wait for Yifei to break out, this farce will be over!"

It's a few hours...

Yang San pillowed on Yu Mo's lap and asked, "What chapter is it?" Isn't Mr. Zeng finished yet? ”

Yu Mosheng said unlovely, "I don't know, Mr. Zeng keeps singing repeatedly!" ”

At this time, Yifei finally broke out, "Ah~ I can't stand it anymore!" ”

Yifei was furious and angry, pointed at Teacher Zeng's nose and scolded, "Zeng Xiaoxian, you won, okay, I admit defeat, I shouldn't have let you come to see my play yesterday!" ”

Teacher Zeng immediately said happily, "Thank you, Comrade Hu Yifei!" ”

Yifei yelled, "I admit it, good friends should tell the truth!" ”

"And do you have anything to praise for my performance?"

When Yifei heard this, he roared angrily, "No, I can't find a good word to describe your performance, it's very bad, it's so rotten that it can't be worse!" ”

Teacher Zeng struck while the iron was hot and asked, "What about the oil painting models in Guan Gu?" ”

Yifei shouted casually, "It's ugly, so ugly that it can't be described!" ”

"Nani?"

Yang San looked at Yifei and Teacher Zeng, and said to Yumo, "Look, it's good to wait until Yifei can't bear it anymore!" ”

Yu Mo looked at Teacher Zeng with admiration and praised, "It's the first time I've seen Yifei admit defeat, this slut Zeng's interactive drama can already break out of the universe!" ”

After Yifei finished scolding, he copied the bag, took Yumo's hand and shouted, "Go, go home!" ”

Teacher Zeng laughed and said, "You guys go first, let me finish the performance, I want to enjoy the fruits of this victory!" ”

Who knows, before he sang two sentences, the scene note came up and slapped a gong cover on Mr. Zeng's head, directly slapping Mr. Zeng to the ground!

"I can't take it anymore, Optimus Prime is dead!" ”

Yang Sansi watched this scene happily, ignoring Teacher Zeng's tragic situation at all, laughed and left directly, letting you recite the Heavenly Sutra for a long time, you deserve it!

Unexpectedly, let Mr. Zeng make such a fuss, Yifei had a new inspiration, rearranged the show, and it is said that he won a big victory, and he went to the city to get it back!

However, this time Yumo didn't wake Yang San again, so Yang San didn't see Teacher Zeng and Zhanbo's expression show in the bar downstairs until a few days later!

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