"I'm not sure, you'd better call first."

Shi Lei was sad and subconsciously shrugged his nose, but he smelled a refreshing and sweet smell.

Reached out and wiped a handful on the injured abdomen and handed it to his eyes, only to see that his hands were sticky coffee-colored liquid.

Shi Lei was stunned, groped around around for a while, and found that what had just been pierced was actually half a bottle of unfinished Coke in his pocket.

"Wow! So I'm fine! ”

Shi Lei jumped up from the ground with a bone, and lifted his coat and looked at his abdomen with some weakness.

The abdomen was as smooth as ever, except for a little bit of flesh cut somewhere.

Seeing that he was fine, Sun Ying threw away the phone and plunged into his arms: "Woo woo..... Shi Lei, you scoundrel, you scared me stupid just now! I thought you were going to die. ”

Shi Lei happily patted Sun Ying's back, but Sun Ying tiptoed to leave a deep kiss mark on his lips: "What?" ”

Belch?!

Well!

Shi Lei's embrace of Sun Ying was like petrification, and Sun Ying's face was stiff when she came to her senses.

Two pairs of eyes, looking at each other for tens of seconds, two currents scurrying around.

"Ahh My first kiss! ”

Relieved, Shi Lei jumped up on the spot, slipped into his kennel shyly and timidly, and closed the door with a 'bang'.

Sun Ying stood behind him and smiled: "Hey! It's obvious that you took advantage, why do you seem to have suffered a loss? ”

Shi Lei leaned against the back of the door, panting in horror.

Recalling the bits and pieces of getting along with Sun Ying, Shi Lei found that Sun Ying seemed to have been interested in him for a long time.

When no one loves, I always fantasize about how happy it would be if I was loved by a woman, but now when a stalker Sun Ying really appeared, Shi Lei began to become at a loss.

"This, what can I do? Should I reject her, or should I obey her? ”

Shi Lei slapped himself, because he was afraid that it would hurt too much, so he didn't dare to exert himself: "Bah, what do you mean by her, oh no, no, shouldn't I like Gao Jiuling?"

So I can't really have feelings for Sun Ying, well, that's right, I have to refuse her. ”

Shi Lei leaned against the wooden door and hesitated for half an hour, finally took out his mobile phone and called Sun Ying tremblingly.

Honk.... Honk..... Honk...... The bell rang for a long, long time, but Sun Ying never answered the phone.

"What the hell, hurry up and answer the phone!"

Shi Lei Xiaolu collided, so he had to call Sun Ying over and over again, and it wasn't until the 9th call that Sun Ying on the other end finally answered the phone: "I'm going to die!" If there's something you can't come out to say, you have to call me, you don't know if the phone bill is so expensive. ”

was reprimanded inexplicably, and Shi Lei was immediately a little confused.

Just when he was about to turn off the phone, Sun Ying actually said: "Okay, you can say it." ”

Shi Lei scratched his head: "Why are you a loud mother-in-law yelling so loudly, look at it, it's all because of your disturbance, I forgot what to say." ”

"Hehe, I'm sorry, then you can think about it first.

Actually, you don't have to buy too big a diamond ring, wedding dress, I like black, and then, invitations or something......"

"Hey, hey, I said don't interrupt, you listen to me."

"Oh, then you have a plan."

"Okay, my plan is..."

Shi Lei held his forehead with one hand, rolled his eyes, and pretended to be very calm and said: "I want to say, there are a lot of handsome male colleagues in your store, and their relationship with you should be quite good, right?" ”

"Well, it's okay, when you get married, just invite them together."

Sun Ying giggled and said very easily.

Shi Lei's face turned dark: Even buy Karma! What I mean is that there are so many male colleagues in your store, but none of them are eyed by you?

Shi Lei cleared his throat and continued: "I said, those handsome colleagues of yours may be much better than me. ”

finally said the key point of the matter completely, Shi Lei couldn't help but secretly breathe a sigh of relief, uncle! So, you should know what I mean.

thought that Sun Ying would scold when she heard this, but instead of showing sadness, she was still laughing on the other end of the phone.

(⊙o⊙) Nani? Nani? (Japanese: What, what.) )

Could it be that my statement was too blunt to irritate her?

suddenly remembered that those young couples on the news often committed suicide because of emotional matters, either burning charcoal to commit suicide or jumping off the building, in short, there are various ways to die, which makes people unprepared.

So, Sun Ying shouldn't follow in their footsteps!

Thinking of this, Shi Lei broke out in a cold sweat, and regretted the words just now.

Just wanted to guide Sun Ying and tell her not to commit suicide, but unexpectedly, her playful laughter came from the other end of the phone again, "Hahahaha!" Shi Lei, you're so cute, I know you're definitely eating their idle vinegar, right? ”

I'm going to go! I'm obviously rejecting you, don't you hear me?

Things were completely unexpected by Shi Lei, which made him speechless and stunned all of a sudden.

Sun Ying knocked on Shi Lei's door and said with a smile: "Shi Lei, come out quickly, you can ask me in person if you have anything to say, it's too troublesome to call." ”

Shi Lei grinned and blocked the door, and responded with a strange scream: "Sun Ying, in fact, you don't know that I have a lot of bad problems, such as grinding my teeth, farting and snoring or something are trivial, the most important thing is that I am very horny, ruthless and ruthless!" ”

As soon as the voice fell, the laughter on the other end of the phone became even more exaggerated, and there was an unstoppable rhythm.

Shi Lei said with a bitter face: "Hey, are you listening to me!" I'm serious. ”

Shi Lei pulled his hair frantically, and Sun Ying finally stopped laughing, "Okay! All right! I knew you cared about me the most.

I didn't expect you to be so honest and tell me such a private thing, hey, I really love you to death! ”

"Ahh I ......"

Shi Lei wanted to say something more, but Sun Ying had already hung up the phone.

Putting down the phone weakly, Shi Lei began to talk to himself: "Is this the wrong logic in my speech, or is Sun Ying's brain in water?" Why do I call myself such a bad person, but she doesn't know how to give up? It's really weird. ”

The plan to reject Sun Ying completely failed, and Shi Lei suddenly felt exhausted.

opened the door and was about to have a good talk with Sun Ying, but Sun Ying came in and grabbed it and said, "Let's see if you have lost anything!" If you lose something important, we have to call the police immediately. ”

Thinking of the experience just now, Shi Lei secretly wiped a handful of sweat, so he nervously followed Sun Ying around the house.