In the afternoon of the next day, more than two hours before Mr. Zeng's festival, two cars left the love apartment one after the other.

The leader is Mr. Zeng's heavy-tasting convertible, and the driver is still Zhanbo, and the heavy taste is the heavy taste, just pull the wind. The passengers were Sister Yifei and Teacher Zeng and Ziqiao, who had no idea, while Yang San's Wrangler was Meijia and Wanyu and Guan Gu, who was pulled into the car by Meijia. In Mr. Zeng's words, he is the protagonist today, of course, in front!

"San'er-kun, your car is so cool!" Guan Gujun sat in the passenger seat, looking at everything in front of him excitedly, obviously also very fond of Wrangler.

Yang San slowly followed the convertible car in front of him, but the speed was a little gratifying, looking at the uncle who "overtaken" on the non-motorized vehicle next to him, the corners of Yang San's mouth unconsciously pulled, "Guan Gu, I'm not familiar with the road in Shanghai, help me navigate, let's not follow Zhanbo!" ”

"そうです (too right)! It's a good thing I wasn't in Zhanbo's car, Meijia, you were so prescient! Guan Gu set up the navigation under the guidance of Wan Yu, and looked happy, he originally wanted to take a convertible, but Guan Gu didn't know that the reason why Meijia didn't let him sit in a convertible was not this reason at all.

It's just that I don't know if it's under the influence of Murphy's law of all evils, Yang San's Wrangler actually got on the elevated highway at about the same time as Zhanbo's convertible, and it also ran into a big traffic jam! You must know that at Yang San's suggestion, the big guy is an hour ahead of the original book!

Yang San looked at Mr. Zeng in the convertible car behind him, this product can't be inconsistent with the TV station, right? At this time, it happened to be Zhanbo quilt Qiao flickered and gestured to the black jeep, and it is estimated that the baby has collapsed now.

Soon Sister Yifei brought back the latest situation from the front: eight cars rear-ended, seven Japanese cars, gloating and no casualties, but it will definitely not be able to pass in a short time!

Guan Gu grabbed his hair excitedly and said, "I just said that the Central Road is an ominous road, I hope I don't break my record of the Thirteenth Lang in Central today!" ”

Teacher Zeng pretended to be calm and said, "We shouldn't go around thirteen times." ”

Guan Gu looked down at Teacher Zeng, you thought too simply, "What I'm afraid of is that we will be stuck in traffic for thirteen hours!" ”

“……”

"Hey, yes it's me again, what's going on this time? Pump? Okay, okay..."Meijia excitedly took the phone to call there after Sister Yifei came back, although she didn't know who the other party was, but just listening to Meijia's words felt weird (o ́ω'o)

"Mika, who were you talking to on the phone just now?" Wan Yu asked curiously, and everyone also listened with their ears pricked up.

"The traffic station, it's the one that broadcasts traffic information, once I happened to be stuck in a traffic jam, I heard their radio saying that the general public is welcome to call to reflect the road conditions, I called for a while, and then they sent me a big box of toothbrushes!" Meijia said excitedly.

"Really? And sending something? So what to send this time? Sister Yifei, who didn't care about it, became excited when she heard that there was something to give away for free.

And Yang San calmly took out a few folding tables and some folding stools from the trunk of the Wrangler, opened them one by one and placed them on the elevated shelf, a car TV was placed in a conspicuous place, a portable refrigerator and a large bag of snacks, and two sets of playing cards were searched out and beckoned the big guy to come over to play, don't stand stupidly.

Sister Yifei and the others looked at the unexpected things that Yang San took out of the trunk, and their mouths opened wider and wider, until Yang San was all ready, and the big guy hadn't come back to his senses.

"Hey, hey, hey, close your mouth, it's going to fall off if you open it again." Yang San looked at the stunned crowd and said calmly, what a stupid mortal!

"San'er, you Wrangler is so good, it's almost as good as my dad's RV!" The first to come back to her senses was Wan Yu, maybe it was simple or maybe she saw a lot of various cars, and she didn't think it was strange.

"San'er, your car can't be Doraemon, why do you have everything?" Meijia happily opened a bag of potato chips and sat down to eat it.

Guan Gujun was also very interested and kept looking around the Wrangler, is this really Doraemon? Much more powerful than Mario!

Yang San looked at all this lightly, and slowly took a sip of black tea, "I am not familiar with the roads in Shanghai, but I am very familiar with the road conditions, traffic jams are common, of course I have to prepare something." ”

"Great, third brother, do you have any tools for Doraemon to get me out of here, I think the bamboo dragonfly is good!" Teacher Zeng was like a drowning man grasping a life-saving straw, looking at Yang San's wrangler with anticipation.

"Bamboo dragonflies? Why don't you say that any door is better! Yang San said angrily to Teacher Zeng, I won't give you that thing!

"Is there really an arbitrary door? That's really great! "Teacher Zeng doesn't care about anything, as long as he can get out of this ghost place!

"There are no random doors, no bamboo dragonflies, but there is a folding bicycle." Yang San got up again and took out a folding bicycle from the trunk, assembled it and pushed it to Mr. Zeng with two clicks.

"Bikes? It's okay, it's better than me! "Mr. Zeng wants to ride it and wants to go, and it seems that he wants to ride to the TV station!

"Wait, Mr. Zeng, you don't want to ride this to the TV station, do you?" Yang San looked at Teacher Zeng with caring eyes.

"No... May I? Teacher Zeng was suddenly stopped, and he was about to get angry, but when he saw Yang San, who provided him with a bicycle, he was embarrassed.

"Teacher Zeng, you won't buy this pair of master's degrees, let's just go up the elevated highway not far away, you ride back, go down from the elevated highway and then find a subway entrance to take the subway, just when do you want to ride these two little short legs!" Yang San didn't want to prepare so much that Teacher Zeng still couldn't catch up with the live broadcast, so Guan Gu would definitely help Teacher Zeng commit suicide!

The more Mr. Zeng listened, the brighter his eyes became, and he thanked Yang San again and again and then rode away on the bicycle.

"San'er, is there any flying chess?" Ziqiao walked back with a shaking, took out a bottle of ice water from the Xiaoice box and poured it fiercely before saying to Yang San.

Looking at Zi Qiao's appearance of smoke and blackness, Yang San knew that Zi Qiao was dying and made the minicooper electrified, I don't know if I thought that you made thunder on a sunny day! Although I admire Ziqiao's spirit of picking up girls everywhere, it is estimated that there are only a few girls who have soaked to this extent, shaking his head and getting up and getting him a pair of flying chess, this is Ziqiao's exclusive props, Yang San can't forget it.

In this way, Yang San and his party played cards on the elevated highway, played flying chess and played flying chess, thirsty with a small Xiaoice box, hungry Yang San also brought a car electric kettle and instant noodles, seeing that others thought they were coming for a picnic, this equipment is too complete!

Driven by Yang San and his group, the originally sluggish atmosphere on the elevated highway disappeared without a trace, and everyone began to actively face the accident, and also took out some water or food or portable tools from the car, I have to say that there are still a lot of people who have a heart, and many people have car TVs, car refrigerators and other portable tools, and the originally anxious people on the elevated shelves are also in groups around the car TV or drink water or eat or chat and fart, There is even a family with a car KTV suit, and one by one Maiba is surrounding the karaoke there. So it turned out that because of the impatience of the traffic jam scene suddenly turned into a large picnic field, even the traffic police who rushed over to maintain order were stunned.

Finally, in the "All Eyes on You", Mr. Zeng's program finally began, Yang San and others temporarily stopped the movements in their hands, and their eyes were focused on the car TV, only to see Mr. Zeng like a monkey in the circus from all the way out of the back all the way "jumping", the scene is even more "calling" sounds, but Mr. Zeng, who feels good about himself, doesn't seem to notice anything wrong at all, and is still there to take care of himself, not to mention other people, Yang San himself feels so embarrassed, and he must definitely pretend not to know Mr. Zeng when he goes out in the future!

It was only ten minutes after the show started, and Yang San found that Chen Ruyu subconsciously clenched his fists several times, the corners of his mouth unconsciously pulled several times, and even his smile was very stiff, Yang San felt that it was not easy to be a host for the first time!

At this time, Chen Ruyu seemed to have received some prompt, and directly turned the topic to the Central Ring Road, "Mr. Zeng, you have been in Shanghai for so many years, you must know the Central Ring Road, what kind of image does it give you?" ”

Teacher Zeng, who was still boasting, was caught off guard by Chen Ruyu's trick of "moving the world", and when he heard this nightmarish Central Line again, he couldn't help but tremble, although he didn't know Chen Ruyu's intentions, but as a "professional" host, Mr. Zeng still followed the topic, "When it comes to the Central Line, I am really unforgettable, to be honest, I am still on the Central Line for two hours!" ”

Others may not have noticed, but Chen Ruyu, who was sitting next to Teacher Zeng, could detect that Teacher Zeng was shaking just now, combined with what he said just now and the news from the background, it was obvious that Zeng Xiaoxian was also blocked on the Central Ring Road just now, but how did he get out of the elevated road? "Really? That Teacher Zeng also ran into a big traffic jam just now? According to the latest news, Central has been blocked for nearly 3 hours! ”

"My car was blocked a short distance from the elevated road, but thanks to the help of a good friend, I was able to escape from the traffic jam." Teacher Zeng also said with a happy face.

"I see, Mr. Zeng is really lucky, this good friend was originally a relative and friend who was going to come over to cheer? It just so happens that a colleague from the TV station has gone over there, or let's arrange an off-site connection, which can also make up for the regrets of your relatives and friends. "Chen Ruyu was originally going to turn the topic to a big traffic jam, and the ready-made excuse was in front of him, so there was no need to use it in vain!

"Is that okay? Great, San'er, did you hear that? Hurry up and call for a colleague from the TV station to come over and connect. "Teacher Zeng is also very happy, I originally wanted to come together, who knew that I would encounter this damn traffic jam.

"Can they see our show on the shelf?" Chen Ruyu was also a little stunned when she heard Teacher Zeng's words.