Shi Lei's smile was brighter than a chrysanthemum, and he said seriously: "Hello uncles and aunts, while the dishes are not yet ready, I will tell you a joke to help you have fun." ”

Gao's father and mother looked indifferent and did not react, only Gao Jiuling applauded very cooperatively.

Shi Lei took a deep breath, and then began to tell jokes vividly, "Anyway, we have a high temperature here in summer, almost forty degrees every day, one day I met an aunt on the street who fell to the ground and touched porcelain, but as soon as she lay on the ground, she jumped up in a hurry: "Hey, it's too hot." ”

After speaking, Shi Lei laughed: "Hahaha, you say that this old lady is not funny, anyway, I was about to laugh at the time!" Haha, that's hilarious. ”

Gao's father covered his mouth and smiled, and the short and fat Gao's mother had an angry face when she heard this.

The corners of her mouth twitched, and she immediately frowned and reprimanded: "This kid is really not big or small, you have nothing to joke about our old lady and think it's very meaningful, right?" ”

'Boom. ’

Shi Lei swallowed and foamed with difficulty, and quickly apologized to her with a smile.

In order to save face, Shi Lei then told another joke: "Once I took the bus, it was full, so I had to stand.

As a result, the car left a few stops, and the girl next to me spat on my face: "You touch my ass!" ”

The passenger driver was furious, and everyone glared at me.

I was so frightened that I had to get out of the car and run away.

The girl followed me and said to me excitedly: "Hey, buddy, if I hadn't been in a hurry just now, your wallet would have been stolen!" ”

I was hit by five thunderbolts, I see. ”

After speaking, Shi Lei couldn't stop laughing: "Hahaha, it's so funny, do you think that girl owes a cigarette, haha." ”

Gao Mu slapped the table and glared: "Good boy, you dare to play hooligan in broad daylight, will you ever have it in the future!" ”

Greeted her old man angrily, turned around and was about to go out.

Gao Jiuling really couldn't look at it, so she had to stop her: "Oh Mom, people are telling jokes, not real things, can you not sit in the right seat." ”

"Bastard! Did he say it himself? I didn't force him, did I? ”

"Uh-huh, yes."

"That's okay, this kid looks like a little rascal, specializing in stealing chickens and dogs.

Girl, you must stay away from him in the future. ”

"Ouch."

Gao Jiuling sighed and had to continue to persuade her.

Shi Lei didn't expect to tell a joke, but it backfired, and he was so frightened that he didn't dare to open his mouth to talk nonsense at all.

Seeing Gao's mother's angry appearance, Shi Lei secretly regretted it: he hadn't figured out the details of the second elder, and it was really inappropriate to tell jokes as soon as he came up.

It's okay now, just meeting and leaving them with an unreliable image, this time it's a bit difficult to turn over.

Gao's mother sat down, but still stared at Shi Lei like a prisoner and asked.

Like what, boy, where are you from? What do you do? How did you meet my daughter? What do your parents do?

Gao Mu seemed to ask questions, and Shi Lei's head was big for a while.

Shi Lei answered these questions honestly, but Gao's mother said again: "Boy, be careful when you talk in the future, don't tell those nonsense garbage jokes, otherwise I will really turn my face." ”

"Uh-huh, I remembered, I remembered."

Shi Lei was submissive, nodding like pounding garlic.

Gao Mu slapped the table and continued: "What is life? Life is firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea, and there are many unforeseen factors in it, so if you don't even have a house, then why marry my daughter? ”

"Uh, me, I can scrape together for a down payment."

"Hmph, scraping together money for a down payment?"

Gao's mother rolled her eyes: "Let me tell you, the general housing price in Y City is more than 10,000 yuan per square meter."

It's not enough to sell a kidney with your dead salary, at least you have to sell two. ”

Shi Lei's face changed when he heard this: Sell two kidneys, then do I still have my life?

In a daze, Gao's mother pulled Gao Jiuling and went out directly, and at this moment, only Shi Lei and Gao's father were left in the big space.

It's not a matter of sitting with big eyes and small eyes, Shi Lei didn't know how to break the embarrassing atmosphere, but Father Gao was the first to speak.

As soon as the old man opened his mouth, he asked Shi Lei about the basic situation at home, asked about work, hobbies, etc., in short, he asked whatever he remembered.

Obviously, Gao's father is not a master negotiator, so Shi Lei feels very easy to talk to him.

The two politely said some painless nonsense, and Gao's father suddenly said with a straight face: "Young man, are you sincere to my daughter?" ”

Shi Lei was stunned, then relieved and immediately nodded: "Of course, of course, it is sincere." ”

As soon as he grabbed Father Gao's palm, he said pitifully: "Uncle, Auntie doesn't seem to be very talkative, can you help me persuade her."

Let's just say that I will work hard to buy a house as soon as possible.

And what is more important in this world than sincerity?

If there is only a house where each other is trapped, and there is no love for each other for a moment, then even if you live in a villa, it is equivalent to a prison.

But if the two have the heart to love each other, then they can work hard together, struggle together, and taste countless ups and downs together.

Uncle, do you think my analogy is appropriate? ”

"Well, well said!"

Father Gao pursed his lips and took out a small bottle of Erguo from his arms, unscrewed the cap and poured a few sips of spirits, and then shouted loudly with a wine star in his mouth: "That dead old lady in our family just has a lot of things, usually I don't bother to take care of her, this time she dares not to listen to me, I will beat her and can't find the north." ”

Shi Lei was startled when he heard this, and quickly got up and stroked his back: "Uncle, everything is easy to talk about and discuss, and you can't do something big, right?"

Besides, we are all men, and men have to be reasonable. ”

"Tell me a! Lao Tzu is heaven and God at home! I said that I would beat whoever I wanted, and if you dare to stop me, I will pick your skin. ”

Shi Lei was stunned when he heard this, but the more Father Gao spoke, the more excited he became, and he also smashed a wine bottle with a 'bang'.

When the two were chatting passionately, there was a sudden sound of small footsteps outside the door.

Gao's father trembled three times in his ears, and slammed the wine bottle in his hand into Shi Lei's hand, and immediately put on a posture of educating the juniors: "Look at you young man, why are you so ignorant, I said I can't drink anymore, why do you keep pouring it into my mouth?" ”

"Uh...."

Shi Lei was still in a daze, but unexpectedly, the closed door in front of him suddenly opened, and then the figures of Gao Mu and Gao Jiuling appeared in front of him.

Mother Gao looked at the wine bottle in Shi Lei's hand, her face was very ugly, she went over to pull Father Gao aside, and said in an unkind tone: "Okay!" It's getting late, so it's time to go back and rest. ”