Yang San has long been secretly happy on the side, this is really a sad story, and every time I hear it, I can't help but want to laugh.

"Why should I let the whole world know about my privacy with Youyou, I'm not Guo MM." Guan Gu shouted helplessly.

"And then?"

Sekiya continued.

The day before yesterday, he made an appointment with Yoyo to go to the bar, and he was a little late for something, and he happened to hear Yoyo chatting with the new waiter.

"How the hell did you and your boyfriend get along?"

"This question...... I'm so embarrassed. ”

After being reserved for a while, he said solemnly: "It all started with a ...... five years ago Shipwrecks! ”

"Shipwrecks?" happened to come to Guan Gu behind Youyou, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but be surprised, and hurriedly hid himself, ready to listen to what Youyou said?

"That day, in the fog, I was on the Black Pearl cruise ship, sailing on the iceberg-covered Caribbean Sea, and suddenly, there was a bang......"

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"Suddenly, Sekiya appeared in front of me, and I thought he was going to ......"

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"Who knew he said, youjump!ijump!"

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"In this way, in the midst of the raging fire, he carried me out of the Leifeng Tower, although he lost a right arm and lost the royal inheritance, but in the end, we were still together."

Yoyo smiled indifferently, as if she had seen through the red dust in the story she had just said.

"Are you done?"

Guan Gu in the back finally couldn't listen to it anymore, although he was almost finished.

"Huh? When did you arrive? ”

Yoyo didn't expect to forget the time as soon as he got up, and shouted embarrassedly.

"It's been in the Caribbean since five years ago." Guan Gu said helplessly.

Yoyo hurriedly pulled through Guan Gu and introduced to the new waiter, "My boyfriend." ”

The waiter smiled politely at Sekigu, and then looked at Seki's right hand curiously.

"Do you want me to take it down and show you?"

Noticing the waiter's gaze, Sekiya shook his right hand and shouted loudly.

The waiter noticed that Guan Gu didn't seem to be in a good mood, so he quickly turned around and left.

"Why are you talking nonsense?"

After the waiter left, Guan Gu said helplessly.

"Can't I find some romance for myself? It's better than your story. Yoyo said weakly.

"But what you say isn't true......"

"Hey, Yoyo."

Suddenly, someone behind him greeted Yoyo, and Sekiya looked back in surprise.

Guan Gu saw that it was a couple, but he didn't know him, so he stopped theorizing first, and the respect that should be given should still be given.

"Hey." Yoyo smiled and waved his hand to the two.

"Is this your boyfriend?"

The man exclaimed in surprise, "Didn't you say you were blind?" ”

"Where are these eyeballs made? It's so realistic. The woman also exclaimed in surprise.

"It's going to turn around." The man shouted again.

When Guan Gu heard this, he immediately understood that this was another pair of listeners who were "blinded".

After the two left, Guan Gu asked seriously.

"How many versions did you scatter?"

"Teacher Zeng, you say, is Yoyo too much?" Guan Gu exclaimed angrily.

Teacher Zeng patted Guan Gu's shoulder with a smile, which is why he didn't want to find a girlfriend.

What a witty decision I made.

"Hahaha, Guan Gu, girls, there will always be some romanticism, your kind of thinking is very dangerous."

After Yang San finished gnawing a whole suckling pig, he calmly burped.

"This suckling pig is still a little too greasy, and it's not good to eat it so greasy early in the morning."

Guan Gu and Teacher Zeng looked at Yang San in surprise, looking at the wreckage on the plate.

"Greasy, you've eaten the whole one?"

Yang San calmly spit out a bone in his mouth, "I want to say that it's not good for you to eat too greasy early in the morning." ”

"Guan Gu, don't worry about San'er, I'll help you talk to Yoyo on the side and save your image."

Teacher Zeng was speechless and walked away with the pork leg in his hand.

"Hey, thank you very much (in Japanese)!"

Guan Gu nodded solemnly to Teacher Zeng and said in surprise: "Why do I want to save ...... Image? ”

But Teacher Zeng had already left, and Guan Gu had no choice but to look at Yang San.

Yang San wiped his mouth, threw the banknotes into the trash can accurately, and walked away.

"Teacher Zeng, do you know where Yoyo is?"

Yang San briskly caught up with Teacher Zeng and asked curiously.

"It's not easy, at this time, it's not in the apartment or downstairs in the bar."

Teacher Zeng said calmly.

Sure enough, the two soon found Yoyo in the bar.

"It's only three... Four, plus the version that wasn't said before, barely four and a half. ”

After Yoyo understood the intention of the two, he slowly thought about it.

"Yoyo, Guan Gu is a Japanese, and rigidity is Guan Gu's trait, so don't be angry with him."

Teacher Zeng was speechless and gnawed on the pork leg meat, and persuaded bitterly.

"Zhang Wei is gone, Guan Gu knows how to paint every day, and I am happy and depressed.

And yesterday I also did a test on the happiness index of love, and I only got four points out of 100 points, which is one point worse than the worst one, and I can't even find a conclusion, and ...... I also cheated. ”

Yoyo said helplessly, it's not that she wants to have nothing to do, but reality forced her to do it.

"Why can't you pass a test?"

"It's Guan Gu who can't get along with me, you see San'er, and Yu Moduo are in love, showing affection in front of us every day." Yoyo shouted helplessly.

Yang San put down the beer bottle in his mouth speechlessly, am I a lying gun?

"Yoyo, don't compare me to Guan Gu, our species is different."

"Nani? What's the difference? Yoyo exclaimed in surprise.

"I am from Huaxia, and Guan Gu is myself, these are two species that are very different." Yang San said lightly.

"Hehe......"

Teacher Zeng smiled speechlessly: "Yoyo, don't worry about San'er, you also know how lazy he has always been, where is like Guan Gu, so self-motivated." ”

"Hey, hey, Mr. Zeng, I heard this, are you saying bad things about me, or are you saying it in front of me."

Yang San glanced at Teacher Zeng, even if you want to persuade them to reconcile, you don't have to use me, don't you just eat a suckling pig from you, it's a big deal to pay you back.

Teacher Zeng smiled contemptuously, and said in his heart: I just want to say it in front of you, I just want to use you as a negative teaching material, so if I don't pay attention, you will eat my whole suckling pig, and I don't know how to leave a pig ear for me.

"But...... Guan Gu's current comic ideas are still out of San'er, and he also comes up with new stories for Guan Gu every once in a while, which is also very motivated. Yoyo said suddenly.

Teacher Zeng was speechless for a moment, so it's not bad.

Wait a minute.

Now I'm talking for you, is it really okay for you to do this?