Chapter 160: Dogs Pee
"Banned? Did you photograph the human reproduction? Heavenly Spirit asked.
"That's not it, it's the eldest princess who is bathing." Wang Xiping added, "Milk bath." β
There is not a lot of fresh milk in the Great Prince's Mansion, but the Great Princess is bathed in milk, and Tianling frowned, which is strange.
As far as Tianling knows, none of the emperor's harem concubines are bathed with milk, and the eldest princess cannot use more than the ladies in the palace, so how the milk used for bathing comes from is very worth pondering.
"Wang Xiping, did you find anything else besides seeing the eldest princess taking a bath just now?" Heavenly Spirit asked.
"Master, do you want to see anything else?" Wang Xiping said with a wicked smile.
"Yes." Tianling nodded, "You go and see again, what the people around the eldest princess have done and said will also be recorded one by one." β
"Master, do you want to find out the news from the eldest princess?" Wang Xiping understood what Tianling meant.
"Well, this thing doesn't make sense, there must be something wrong, there's nothing left and right, let's just wait here for the horse's feet to be revealed." Heavenly Spirit Dao.
So Wang Xiping jumped on the branch again and stared at the princess.
Tianling took the king of Pingxi to squint and nap against the trunk of the tree.
Big trees, green shade, yellow dogs, sunshine, and young people, if you ignore that this is outside the mansion of the great prince, it is still a wonderful picture.
Wang Xiping looked at the tree for a long time, and found nothing special, after the eldest princess finished bathing, she lay down on the couch to rest, and the people around him also stood quietly aside, and no one spoke.
"How long have we been here?" The napping heavenly spirit suddenly opened his eyes.
"Master, I've been on guard for almost an hour." Wang Xiping replied.
"Almost." Tianling smiled slightly, "You are still staring here, I will go out with King Pingxi." β
After saying that, he got up and led King Pingxi around the Great Prince's Mansion, and he didn't avoid people along the way, and he looked at the Great Prince's Mansion meaningfully every once in a while, and made it clear to others that he was plotting against him.
When Tianling turned the second circle, the gatekeeper of the Great Prince's Mansion hurriedly trotted towards the mansion.
After a while, the porter came out and came to the heavens.
"Gongzi Jiang, Your Highness asked you to come to the house to talk."
"Your Highness let me in?" The Celestial Spirit pointed at himself.
"Exactly." The porter squinted his eyes.
"Ah, that's a coincidence." Tianling smiled and pointed at King Pingxi, "I'll accompany the prince out for a walk, if His Royal Highness only invites me in, it won't be good if the prince has no one to take care of him." β
The porter glanced at King Pingxi, and said in his heart that he had only heard of dogs fighting human power before, but now he actually saw people fighting dog potential, which is really strange.
However, he was a subordinate, and in addition to doing what he had explained to his master, he didn't dare to say anything, and when he saw that he couldn't move the heavenly spirit, he turned around and went back to his life.
The corners of Tianling's mouth curved, and he said to the back of the gatehouse, "If His Royal Highness misses his imperial uncle, he can come to the Xuanping Marquis Mansion another day, and Qingliu will definitely be hospitable." β
After that, he returned to the big tree just now, and began to climb up the tree himself.
"Master, what are you doing here?" Wang Xiping said.
"You don't understand this, this is called the Sobu Suspicion Array." Tianling said with a smile, "We have been hanging outside the palace of the eldest prince for so long, it is impossible for him not to be unaware, so he must have doubts about our intentions in his heart, and the provocation I just made him angry, I refused his entry into the mansion, but climbed the big tree outside his palace and peeked in, you say, will the eldest prince be very confused?" β
"What does the master want him to wonder?" Wang Xiping looked confused.
"I don't know." Tian Ling lay among the branches, "Therefore, the highest level of the Doubtful Array is that even I don't know what to make the opponent suspect." β
"And what's the purpose of doing this?" Wang Xiping was even more confused, he used his advanced program to calculate hundreds of millions of times but did not come up with the causal relationship.
"The purpose is to arouse the suspicion of the eldest prince." Heavenly Spirit Dao.
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The human world is so complicated!
Tian Ling smiled, it wasn't complicated at all.
The milk bath of the eldest princess is abnormal, so it is very likely that the person who took away the fresh milk before Xiao Tiancha was involved with the eldest prince, but this matter did not leak a little bit of news in advance, and it was done so secretively, so it would definitely be silent afterwards.
In this way, it is useless for them to squat outside the dormitory like this.
If you want to know if there is a snake in the grass, throw a rock into it and probe it, and maybe the snake will come out on its own.
That's why Tianling will arouse the suspicion of the eldest prince in this way, if the eldest prince is really related to this matter, then he will definitely ask the concierge about his whereabouts, and then think of the eldest princess.
Squatting outside the eldest princess's bedroom like this, then with the suspicious character of the eldest prince, he will definitely be suspicious, no matter what he suspects, he will definitely go to the eldest princess's bedroom to have a look.
This is the purpose of the Heavenly Spirit!
The bath water of the eldest princess's milk bath is still in the dormitory, I don't know if the eldest prince will ask if he sees it?
"I'll leave with King Pingxi in a while, you stay here for a while longer, and see if you can wait until the eldest prince comes." Tian Ling entered the command to Wang Xiping.
"Good master." Wang Xiping replied.
His role is to arouse the suspicion of the eldest prince, and only after he leaves, the eldest prince will be relieved to talk to the eldest princess, how can he not give the eldest prince a chance to perform?
After staying in the tree for a while, the Heavenly Spirit slid down from the tree and led King Pingxi back.
Before leaving, he deliberately went around to the gate of the eldest prince's mansion, and said to the door that had just passed the message, "The prince and I are going back, you remember to tell His Highness." β
Heavenly Spirit's attitude was very arrogant when he said this.
But the porter can't help but take it, there is no way, the dog prince on the opposite side has the last emperor's will, even if it is just a dog, they can't be disrespectful, they can only give it up.
At this time, the king of Pingxi suddenly broke free from the rope that Tianling was loosely tied around his neck, spread the girl and ran towards the two gatekeepers standing.
Then, without waiting for everyone to react, he lifted one leg and faced the gate of the Great Prince's MansionΒ·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β· Pee.
The king of Pingxi is getting older, and there is a lot of dog urine, bubbling down along the vermilion lacquer gate.
It wasn't until King Pingxi shook his legs after urinating and ran back to Tianling that the two porters reacted, and the door of the Great Prince's Mansion was actually urinated by dogs!
But this dog is not an ordinary wild dog, picking up the seniority, the eldest prince has to call it uncle, he can't beat or scold, he can only bear this soaked dog urine alive.
Tian Ling looked at the situation in front of him, and held back his smile very hard.
"It seems that the prince likes this nephew very much." Tianling said, and hurriedly led King Pingxi to turn around and leave.
He was afraid that if he didn't leave, he would be unable to help but laugh out loud!
The lady in the palace even cut down the tree in front of the door because of Wang Xiping's dog urine, I don't know if the eldest prince will tear down the door of the house after smelling the smell? The more Tianling thought about it, the more he felt cola.
After walking briskly for some distance, he turned his face to a wall, covered his mouth and laughed.
"What's fun?" A voice rang out behind the Heavenly Spirit.
"Who?" Tianling hurriedly turned around, but saw Qiao Mianzhi standing in front of him wearing the clothes of a forbidden guard.
"Little sea pepper? Why are you here? Aren't you a general now? Still need to patrol the streets? The Celestial Spirit Probe looked left and right at him, or was he here alone?
"There is a guard on leave today, I have nothing to do, come out for his squad to take a look." Qiao Mianzhi said, "As soon as the results came out, I saw you smiling at the wall here, what's the matter?" A piece of gold embedded in the wall? Laughing so heartily. β
"No, no." Tianling waved his hand, "It's funnier than having gold on the wall." β
"What's the matter?" Qiao Mianzhi glanced at Tianling curiously.
"You can't say it, but you can see for yourself." Tianling pointed in the direction of the Great Prince's Mansion, "However, remember not to laugh in front of others, lest you be caught and disrespectful." β
"Over there? On the Grand Prince's Mansion? Qiao Mianzhi was stunned, the eldest prince was very thoughtful, and he had always been restrained and cautious in his external behavior, how could he make a joke, could it be that something ugly happened in the house?
The Heavenly Spirit nodded.
When Qiao Mianzhi asked Tianling what was going on, Tianling smiled and kept silent.
Tianling's attitude made Qiao Mianzhi, who was not interested in watching the excitement and watching jokes at all, more and more curious, "I'll take a look, you are waiting for me here." β
Tianling nodded obediently.
When Qiao Mianzhi came back, he saw that Tianling was still standing where he was when he had just left, leaning against the wall and not knowing what he was thinking.
"On the Great Prince's Mansion, why is there such a big smell of dog urine?" Qiao Mianzhi said with a frown.
"Of course I was urinated by a dog." Celestial Spirit laughed.
"Whose dog is so powerful? Dare to pee on the door of the Great Prince's Mansion. Qiao Mianzhi sighed, and then asked again, "No, isn't there a porter guarding it?" They don't care if the dog pees on the gate? β
"Don't dare to care." Tianling pointed at King Pingxi, "Uncle left a mark on his nephew's door so that he can come to the door next time, who can take care of it." β
Qiao Mianzhi looked at the big yellow dog that was wagging its tail frantically on the side, and suddenly stepped forward and crossed the Heavenly Spirit, burying his whole face on the wall that the Heavenly Spirit was facing just now, and his shoulders shook violently.
After a while, he turned around and laughed, "You're so bad." β
"Don't wronged a good person." Tianling glared at Qiao Mianzhi, "I'm just accompanying King Pingxi out for a walk, and the prince himself wants to mark that door, but I didn't say anything or do anything." β
"It's always been your watchman, and you're going to be unable to pull it?" Qiao Mianzhi looked skeptical.
"Little sea pepper." Tian Ling suddenly said, "Do you know what kind of magical things in the world can't be stopped by anyone?" β
"What's that?" Qiao Mianzhi asked with a puzzled face.
"Bloodline!" Heavenly Spirit said, "Family blood is the most amazing thing in this world." β
"What do you mean?" Qiao Mianzhi was confused by Tianling, "Aren't we talking about King Pingxi?" Why did you suddenly get into the blood? It's so confusing that I'm a monk who is now the second Zhang. β
"It's okay, you're still growing your body, and when you reach the third monk, you can touch it." Tian Ling said with a smile.
Qiao Mianzhi glared at Tianling, "Don't talk to me about these things first, let me ask you, what are you doing in the Great Prince's Mansion?" And the dog urinated on the door of the house? β
"It's a long story, I don't think we should delay Lord Lang's precious time." Heavenly Spirit Dao.
"Let's make a long story short." Qiao Mianzhi staggered to block Tianling's way, "Don't make it clear that you don't want to go." β
Tianling was a little helpless, he didn't want to say it because he didn't want to involve Qiao Mianzhi because of this, after all, in Tianling's opinion, the eldest prince was scheming and quite fierce, if he knew Qiao Mianzhi's friendship with him, I am afraid that it would not be impossible to embarrass Qiao Mianzhi in the future.
In addition, the Heavenly Spirit has always felt that the relationship between people cannot stand the test in many cases, so if it is not unavoidable, the Heavenly Spirit never puts things that may destroy the friendship, because he finds it very boring.
Just like now, in the face of the matter of the eldest prince, Qiao Mianzhi himself is an outsider, after telling him the ins and outs, Tianling will still let Qiao Mianzhi continue to be an outsider, but if Qiao Mianzhi chooses to be an outsider after knowing all this, although the result is the same as what Tianling wants, but the meaning is very different, maybe after this, Tianling will never reach out and pull out the full moon knife on Qiao Mianzhi's waist to remove the mutton.
This kind of thing, although you can see a person clearly, is very boring.
"I think it's better not to say it." Tianling looked at Qiao Mianzhi and said.
"Are you in trouble?" Qiao Mianzhi suddenly spoke, "It has something to do with the person who made trouble when your store opened last time?" β
Tian Ling was a little surprised, the two people in the crowd who were let go that day, Tian Ling didn't mention it to Qiao Mianzhi, so Qiao Mianzhi didn't know that the accomplice of the troublemaker had entered the back door of the Great Prince's Mansion, so how did he think of the relationship?
"Did I really say that?" Qiao Mianzhi looked at Tianling's expression and knew that he had guessed correctly.
Tianling saw that Qiao Mianzhi had guessed it, and he didn't hide it at the moment, and nodded, "Xiao Tiancha is going to have a new tea, which is the milk tea that was tried a few days ago." After the trial launch, the response was very good, and the shopkeeper in the store set a new date, but at this new juncture, the raw materials of the new product were cut off. β
"The fresh milk that the shopkeeper had sent to the nearby states was taken away before he did."
"It's so strange that I suspect someone is deliberately targeting." Tianling paused, "The predecessor of Xiao Tiancha is Baihualou, you may not know that Baihualou is actually the property of the eldest prince. β
Qiao Mianzhi Baihualou is the industry of the eldest prince is not too surprised, in Pingjing City, a shop like Baihualou Shengyunlou before, that backer of every hard state? But he was very puzzled by his targeting of Xiao Tiancha, "Didn't you buy it?" He can't run it on his own, and he can still rely on you? β
"There are two very important reasons why he can't operate, one is that Miss Lu Qing ran away, and the other is because of the rise of mahjong cards and playing cards, it turns out that those gambling games are no longer popular, but mahjong cards and playing cards are controlled by the chess and card division." Tianling calmly recounted.
"Lu Qing, the top brand of Baihualou, ran away and arrived at your theater, but you redeemed it in a dignified manner, the gambling method is that people love to play, what does it have to do with you?" Qiao Mianzhi was angry, this is a vent of anger for no reason!
"Yes, that way is from me." Tianling's voice was unwavering, "Also, I burned all of his Yunmeng in Chongzhou, and also sent one of his henchmen to the guillotine. β
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