Chapter 32: Variables

Uncle Xin bent down to the bottom of the tractor and took out a handful of black engine oil and smeared it on his face, and he didn't know where to find a fake beard and stick it under his nose, and his appearance immediately became very different.

"Stinky boy, this thing is for you, don't look at it small, but it's small and capable, a small pinch of beard can make you judge like two, and besides, it's just to deceive these stupid foreigners, and it's not a problem to get by."

Li Wen took the fake beard and put it above his lips according to the gourd drawing, which made Uncle Xin point at him and laugh.

"Uncle Xin, you are embarrassed to laugh at me, now give you a mirror, I promise that you will be amused to death by yourself in the mirror."

"Fuck off, stop talking, the car is coming."

In the field of vision, the escort convoy led by the police car came closer.

Didi, the car in front honked its horn, and two police officers got out of the car and walked over one left and one right.

Uncle Xin, dressed as an old farmer, gestured to tell them about the difficulties they encountered, speaking a foreign language with a local accent, and with an honest appearance, it really looked like that.

As an omnipotent creator god, being proficient in the language of any race is a trivial matter, so he can naturally understand what Uncle Xin is saying.

Uncle Xin told the two police officers that the tractor was broken and was being repaired as soon as possible, and swore that it would be repaired within an hour.

It would take so long for an hour, and the police officers suddenly became two heads and two heads, and it was definitely not possible for the escort convoy to stay in place for so long, so they discussed choosing a way to detour.

Li Wen only then understood the significance of Uncle Xin digging the river embankment to release water, although there is only one bridge on the highway that can be passed, but the crops on both sides have been harvested, and the ground has been dried for many days, and the hardness is enough for the car to barely go around.

But at this moment, the fields have been filled with river water, and the earthy yellow muddy water is flowing everywhere with white foam, and all the land is a swamp in sight, not to mention the car, even whether people can climb up intact when they go in is a problem.

The police officers scattered and walked to check everywhere, and there was mud except for water, and the only place where the tractor-blocked bridge was passable.

It is definitely not possible to turn back the original road and then detour to another highway, and it is necessary to report the temporary change of the escort route, plus the time of the delay, it is not an hour's problem to come and go.

However, difficulties are dead, people are alive, as long as you are willing to use your brains, there will inevitably be a solution.

Police officers contacted the police station via the on-board radio to request the dispatch of a tow truck, and simply towed the tractor off the bridge deck to make room for traffic, so that the convoy could pass smoothly and minimize delays.

It was so efficient that it took only a dozen minutes for a trailer painted orange to arrive.

The driver of the trailer was a septuagenarian uncle with gray hair and wrinkles, who looked older than Uncle Xin, and his appearance was obviously disguised.

But Li Wen knew that he was the boss Wu Zhihui.

This is very scary to think about.

The convoy called the security office and called the ultimate villain of the original show, and then thought that they could grasp the escort route in such detail in advance......

Officer Li, it must be Officer Li who is operating in the shadows.

There was another police car coming with the trailer, and as Li Wen expected, it was indeed Officer Li in the police car.

After Officer Li arrived at the scene, he took the initiative to talk to the escorts and distributed the fast food that came with the car.

The escort convoy needs to avoid the rush hour, and naturally missed the lunch time, and now it is blocked here, and everyone will not refuse to eat while they are free.

"Stinky boy, follow me!"

Taking advantage of the fact that the attention of the escort personnel was all in other aspects, Uncle Xin called Li Wen, quietly slipped to the back of the escort car, and took out the lockpicking tool.

They are going to take advantage of the opportunity to steal.

Uncle Xin, this old guy, was very numb with his hands and feet, and it took less than thirty seconds to poke open the back door of the carriage.

The back door opened, revealing cans and cans stacked neatly.

These canned items like milk powder cans are the color-changing inks that are urgently needed to print real paintings.

"Take it."

Uncle Xin picked up the outermost can and asked Li, "Hurry up and help, move a little slith." ”

In total, it was only a little time, but there was so much stock in the carriage, and it would be a big trouble if it was discovered by the police officers who were eating there.

Li Wen also knew the seriousness of the matter, and immediately put the ink canister in the trunk of the police car that Officer Li drove.

Not good!

Li Wen suddenly remembered a detail in the original play, that is, there was an additional escort hidden in the carriage with color-changing ink. This escort officer was very poisonous, and he shot a black gun without saying a word.

Uncle Xin, who disguised himself as an old farmer, did not wear bulletproof vests, and if he was hit by a gun, his life would be lost.

"Uncle Xin, danger!"

Li Wen screamed and threw himself on Uncle Xin's body desperately.

Two people, an old man and a young man, rolled into a ball and fell to the ground.

"Stinky boy, you ......"

Uncle Xin's scolding words were only halfway out, and bang, the crisp gunfire choked the second half of his words into his stomach.

"What's going on?"

"What's wrong?!"

Hearing the gunshots, the police officers who gathered together for dinner threw away their lunch boxes one after another, and many began to pull out their guns, seeing that the situation was about to get out of control.

Bang!

Wu Zhihui drove the trailer and crashed headlong into the police car that hit the head, and the police car spun and crashed into the crowd.

Crash!

The windshield was smashed, and the white light flashed where it was broken, and it thumped......

Inside the car window, Wu Zhihui kept shooting condescendingly, and the police officers who tried to fight back were severely damaged, and the rest could only lie on the ground with their heads down like ostriches and resist stubbornly.

Bang bang bang......

The gunshots rang out from behind again, and Officer Li still had that calm smile on his face, shooting and poisoning his colleagues.

After being flanked from the front and back, the resistance was crushed in an instant, and many people did not know where the guns came from when they were dying.

"What's going on with you two?!" Wu Zhihui's tone was stiff, and he looked at Uncle Xin and Li Wen with a terrible expression.

"There's someone in there! There's a guy hiding in the carriage! Li Wen preemptively said.

"Come out!"

Wu Zhihui shouted into the carriage with a gun.

Bang!

The answer to him was a shot (*).

The guy hiding behind the can of color-changing ink is obviously a ruthless character as well.

"Drag me?" Wu Zhihui replaced a magazine.

"Hey, young master, don't ......" Uncle Xin's words of persuasion were only half said.

Bang bang bang......

The sparks on the ink jar shot out, and holes appeared one after another, and the dark ink flowed out.

Chirp!

Another spark popped up.

Hula!

The dark ink was ignited, poof, puff, muffled sound after another, the ink cans exploded one after another, the flames instantly engulfed the entire carriage, the tongue of fire rushed out, black smoke billowed out, and the heat wave was pressing.

Bang!

The entire escort van became a fireball.