"Honey, I have to go!"

Wade Wilson sat up from his bed, dressed and said goodbye to his girlfriend with a solemn and solemn expression, like a soldier about to go to battle.

"Honey, no one is stopping you," Vanessa, who was lying on her side with her chin on her back, raised her eyebrows and said with a smile: "And if you don't hurry up, I'm afraid the battle will be over when you get to the place, and when the time comes, Evan will wipe zero on your check, don't throw yourself in my arms and cry." ”

Unlike Pepper Potts, Vanessa has always been very supportive of her lover's quest to save the world.

She is a woman who knows how to be content, she is grateful for what she can have now, and it is obviously a better choice to become an Avenger than her previous boyfriend working on the black market.

At least she would be able to tell her children about his father's heroic deeds, instead of telling him that the money to buy him toys was earned by his father waking up early every day in the alley behind the school to collect protection money from his classmates, and that the cost of going to school was earned by the gang-killing thugs who received a bounty.

Of course, the most important thing is that his boyfriend's healing ability is indeed too perverted, and anyone who often sees his lover stabbing himself twice as soon as he is happy can't worry about it.

"Hey, what do you mean by that?"

Wade put down the tights in his hand, looked at his girlfriend who was teasing him, and looked helpless: "Didn't you say you wanted to touch me, so I stayed?"

"But I didn't tell you to touch me?"

Vanessa sat up and retorted innocently.

"You're done touching me, and I'm touching you, isn't it common sense?"

"Perhaps......"

Vanessa shrugged her shoulders and leaned on the pillow with her arms around the quilt, seeing that Wade wanted to say something more, knowing that he was talkative, she pointed to the alarm clock at the head of the bed in a reminding manner.

"Well, we'll talk about that when we get back. ”

Deadpool, who knew that he had delayed long enough, began to put on a tight-fitting suit, and muttered to himself: "This time, Evan has no reason to deduct my salary, I didn't receive an order to go to battle, and I took the initiative to help!"

"Maybe when they saw me, he and Tony were moved to tears, and then they each gave me a million pocket money. ”

"Yes, when the time comes, you can add another two million to compensate for the damaged doors and facilities in the underground laboratory, and maybe more than that. ”

Vanessa glanced at her chattering boyfriend and said angrily.

"Uh......"

Wade was stunned when he heard this, and looked at his girlfriend hesitantly: "Wasn't that door broken by Wei?"

Dr. Banner had an accident, and Tony Stark, who was the captain of the Avengers, rushed to the scene as soon as possible.

After Evan learned about this, he also went to the scene, after all, no one knows the performance of the "emotion regulator" better than him, and some things need him to decide on the spot.

Because the main purpose is to research, heal rather than fight, neither Wade nor Wei participated.

Wei stayed in the villa to continue to cultivate the qi in the body and consolidate the ascended realm.

She wasn't worried about any danger that Evan with the Five Rings would encounter, and even if she did, she would be able to "teleport" there as soon as she received the message of her psychic perception.

Not to mention that Ivan is still bound to the effect of "Guardian Angel Pseudo", and it is really impossible to endanger his life.

Wade stayed at the villa with his girlfriend, and the two of them had a bed exchange that couples would do while watching Dr. Banner's live broadcast.

Of course...... Should...... It's not for fun, but cares about the safety of teammates and is ready to go to the rescue.

Although there are interconnected communication equipment, how can there be a live broadcast that is vivid...... I mean, intuitive and timely.

So, when the giant metal monster appeared on the screen, Deadpool immediately put on his clothes and prepared to go to support his teammates.

However, he still needs to prepare weapons before going, just looking at the shape of that metal monster, it is obvious that his two straight knives can solve it.

Evan had long thought about the lack of other Avengers' attack methods, so he prepared a lot of weapons with different powers and effects in the underground laboratory, and told Wade that they could be used at any time.

Yes, the Avengers who are currently lacking in attack means are Deadpool.

With Wade's skills, as long as the enemy is flesh and blood, even King Kong can copy the knife, but if he fights enemies like Transformers, he may not be able to help much.

The damage he usually uses is too low, so Ivan has made him a lot of powerful energy weapons.

So, as he was about to leave, Deadpool immediately went to the underground laboratory to load the weapons he wanted to use, but he didn't know what he touched during the jump, and he was locked inside by the thick metal door.

There was nothing else he could do, he didn't know how to open the door, he could only contact his girlfriend and call Wei, who was cultivating internal qi in the house, but it sounded like he was sleeping, and there was a snoring sound, and his eyebrows and eyes were hazy when he opened the door, to open the door of the laboratory from the outside.

Miss Sheriff apparently has her own unique idea of how to open the door, and with a "punch of energy", the door is smashed into the lab, along with the door frame and part of the surrounding wall.

Wade did come out, but looking at the messy underground laboratory, I am afraid that there are not many sophisticated instruments inside that can continue to be used.

Originally, Wade didn't take this matter to heart, but as soon as his girlfriend reminded him, he suddenly felt a little uneasy.

"Wei is also kind!"

Vanessa's words set the tone for this matter, compared to girlfriends, boyfriends don't need to care at all.

Of course, this is a joke.

However, Vanessa does plan to work with her boyfriend to find a way to compensate for Ivan's loss, even if her ability is limited, it can only compensate for a little star, but it is better than smiling and acting as if nothing happened.

"When Ivan comes back, I'll send him the check, and the rest can only be found later!"

Wade, who understood his girlfriend's thoughts, nodded, he was just relieved, not that he didn't know what to do, no matter how much money other people had, it would not be his turn to waste it for others.

This is also the reason why all the expenses in the villa are paid by Evan, but he often eats the leftover peels of his girlfriend to satisfy his hunger.

But...... My heart hurts!

After a few hard blows to his chest, Wade held back his tears and restrained his excitement.

The check in his mouth, of course, was the "signing fee" that Tony paid him when he joined the Avengers, but before it was hot in his hand, he was about to leave him.

And compared to the loss, this part of the money may not even be compensated for one-third, so he may not be able to receive his salary as an avenger for a long time in the future.

"I'm leaving!"

Wade, who was dressed, got up with his waist and abdomen, no way, the strength just now was too big, and his chest hurt so much.

He was supposed to leave a long time ago, but not long after he got out of the lab, it was dark outside from noon to night.

The stars twinkle, and the incarnation of the otherworldly demigods descends.

As her prayer sounded between heaven and earth, the starlight covered the earth.

When it was all over, Wade was surprised to find that his potted skin had regained its former radiance and elasticity.

Not only that, but after cutting it, the regrown skin is no different from a normal person, and it is no longer the annoying appearance.

It was a rare surprise.

You know, although he has recovered his appearance because of the "optical mask" made by Evan, the skin from the neck down is still the same disgusting appearance, which makes him wear high-necked sleeves and trousers even in the middle of summer, and wrap himself tightly.

Vanessa is also happy for her boyfriend, so the behavior between the two changes from goodbye to celebration.

They stripped off each other and lay on the bed, groping each other up and down on each other's bodies, as happy as children who bought black pepper and got "another cart of lollipops".

It took nearly two hours to touch it, but they didn't do anything except grope each other and giggle, which fully demonstrated what it means to be "capricious to have an object".

"Don't ride your tram, take a taxi, you can go faster!"

Looking at her boyfriend who walked to the door, Vanessa reminded.

"That can't be!" Wade's voice was firm, "a taxi from here to there costs at least $12, and the driver doesn't have to go!"

"If I ride the tram, I'll save this money!"

"It's for work, dear, why are you saving this?"

Vanessa looked at her boyfriend, angry and funny.

She knew how much her lover loved his pink car, at least when he carried her, he always wiped her skirt with his sleeve instead of the seat.

If he is allowed to ride a bicycle, he will have to shoulder at least half of the whole journey, she really feels sorry for her lover, and she doesn't want him to be so difficult for himself for a dozen dollars, after all, life is like heaven compared to before.

"Didn't you say, we're going to have a baby, so be prepared in advance, and the check is gone!"

"Listen, Wade," Vanessa said, pointing to her boyfriend in a straitjacket, "the child I gave birth to will definitely not be the kind of pampered young lady or young master, he will be willing to live a compact life with his parents!"

"You don't understand, dear," Wade let go of his grip on the doorknob and turned back to explain, "I'm father." ”

"Evan and Tony can give him unspent pocket money, Wei can smash all the little bastards who bully him for him, Bruce can make the teachers who visit his home feel very beneficial, and Natasha can show him big breasts and round buttocks. ”

"In this way, everyone else has done everything, and he no longer needs me, a useless father!"

"Uh...... Are you sure you are talking about the responsibilities of the father?"

Vanessa glanced at the chest of her boyfriend's tights and asked tentatively.

"You don't need to say it," Wade waved at his girlfriend and opened the door: "It's a big deal, I'll just ride faster, and I won't waste time." ”

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