Chapter 288: The Thirteenth Taibao!!
"Oh my God, I saw two people flying in the sky!" Sir Hansen pointed to the distant sky and closed his mouth in surprise.
"I also saw a cow flying in the sky! Do you know how cows go to heaven? Let you blow it! Han Xing said sarcastically and sarcastically.
"No, no, no, I'm serious, I really saw two people flying in the sky! Look, there they are! Sir Hansen (shēn) pointed with a trembling index finger of his right hand and pointed not far away.
"You've drunk too much, haven't you? It's all my fault, I wouldn't have joked with you if I knew your alcohol immunity was so poor! Ali sighed.
Just as Ali subconsciously sighed in the sky, he swept the sky and found two (shēn) shadows rising and falling in the ruins of the Hamna Tower, "Wait, it seems that there are really two people!" It's over, I need to see my ophthalmologist, I must be in the advanced stage of floaters! Ali rubbed his eyes and said in disbelief.
Han Xing looked in the direction pointed by Ali and found that there were really two figures up and down, rushing towards him, "No, no, no, you read that right, there are indeed two people!" ”
"Impossible, right? How can people fly? It's not scientific! They must be open, yes, they must be open! Sir Hansen said incredulously.
"Not necessarily, in fact, there are still many ways to make people fly in the infinite world, but the way they fly is not like any I know! My impression of flying methods includes tech-based jetpacks, jet bouncing boots, magic-based shēn, broomsticks, magic carpets, etc., but they don't match the numbers! "Ali is an old qualification, after all, and has more experience than Sir Hansen.
Watching the ups and downs of these two people, a terrible thought flashed in Han Xing's heart, "Light work, it's light work!" "Only the light skills in martial arts are in line with the state of these two. The so-called light power is actually an extension of the bouncing force, the bouncing force can be trained, if you practice often, the bouncing force will be different from ordinary people, and the so-called light gong is formed.
This point is real, whether it is a fruit farmer who is on the news, in order to save trouble for convenience, so he does not use a ladder, jumps to pick fruits, and finally practices to jump two or three meters; He is also a modern parkour expert, and the ability to jump over a ditch several meters wide with a single jump (shēn) is a clear proof of the existence of light work.
Light Gong is not as magical as we think, it is just a targeted (xìng) training of the leg muscles (ròu) to increase the explosiveness when bouncing. With proper training, you can jump one or two meters. There is a scientific basis for this, you must know that with human strength, in a place like the moon with less gravity, a jump can fly more than ten meters.
Airplanes can fly because the power generated exceeds the traction of gravity. In the same way, as long as you have enough muscle strength and explosiveness, and your weight is light, the bounce force generated is greater than the traction of gravity in a short period of time, and you can leap several meters. To put it simply, if you live on a high-gravity planet for a year and a half, when you come back, you can jump more than ten meters! (You may also get shorter because the spine and bones are pressed by higher gravity!) )
"You mean the empty husband?" Sir Hansen said in awkward Chinese.
"It's Kung Fu! You really learned Chinese for nothing! Han Xing reluctantly corrected that in English, the pronunciation of kung fu is "kongfu", and God knows which genius told them that gong starts with K, and most of them are Hong Kong and Taiwan dialects. There is also tea, which is called 'tea' in English, which is also the evolution of the dialect pronunciation in southern Fujian·····
"Who are you? Hugh wants to hurt the five sons! Suddenly, the two figures had come to a distance of more than ten meters, and they stopped on the other side of the rooftop, and one of the men who was full of energy said.
"Hit the street~ Dare to come to my hall to make trouble, I'm impatient to fight~ Come on?" Without waiting for Han Xing to speak, Sir Hansen actually swaggered away Han Xing and Ali, and then came out of a Hong Kong and Taiwan dialect. The arrogant tone, the unbeaten watch (qíng), is like an authentic old boy, but his typical European appearance and flowing blonde hair are too inconsistent.
"I'll go, Hansen, what the hell are you doing? Have you watched too many Hong Kong films? Han Xing hurriedly pulled the corner of Sir Hansen's clothes.
"I think I should be tougher so they will be afraid of me! Isn't this how they are all played in Hong Kong films? Isn't this how you Celestial Empire people communicate and negotiate? Sir Hansen muttered quietly.
"It's not all good, is it? Hong Kong films are harmful! I can't control you if you want to be tough, but why don't you use serious Chinese? People may not be able to understand Cantonese, they look like serious inland people! ”
"Eh, I really don't know this, I recently wanted to delve into Chinese knowledge, so I chose Hong Kong as a breakthrough, after all, it was once our British colony, and their movies are very intimate with English subtitles~ Let me feel very close!"
"What a word! I didn't expect this product to be really poisoned by Hong Kong films! Ye Liangchen, Ye Liangchen, Sir Hansen is here to be your company! Han Xingbu (jìn) remembered the old brother Ye Liangchen who "please give Liangchen a face", I don't know how high this grave grass is, so arrogant, I'm afraid it is not conducive to the health of the heart!
The two people on the opposite side are the Sixth Taibao Xiao Qianlong and the Ninth Taibao are confused (bī), they are both serious infinite world out (shēn), not modern experts like Li Xiaofeng of the Eighth Taibao, although they have also been to a similar modern place, but which time is not there something serious! Who has the boredom to go to the movies, or Cantonese?
"Lao Jiu, do you understand what he says?" Xiao Qianlong asked in a low voice.
He Xinding shook his head and said, "Sixth brother, although I don't understand what this guy says, but I get angry when I look at his face, it's probably not a good thing!" Watch me beat him up first! Saying that, He Xinding had the inner strength of dark luck, and under the rotation of the true air, the index finger and ring finger of his right hand almost turned dark gold.
"Don't be impulsive, Lao Jiu, it's better to settle the grievances than to settle them, these people can kill those gunmen unknowingly, I'm afraid there is a bit of real kung fu under my hands!" Xiao Qianlong pressed He Xinding's shoulder and signaled him to be patient.
"Who are you who dare to kill our thirteen Taibao? See that I don't need to crush you into mustard powder with a strong adamantine finger, so that you can settle down in Hamnata from now on! He Xinding stepped forward and said loudly.
"Who are you, this is me, Ah No, his territory, why did you break in without (yǔn)!" Sir Hansen pulled over Ali Dao.
"Grandpa is the ninth of the thirteen Taibao, He Xinding, who was nicknamed [Angry Eyes King Kong], this is my sixth brother, Xiao Qianlong, who was nicknamed [Dragon Descending Arhat]! Scared, right? Lao Jiu He Xin boasted triumphantly.
"Thirteen Taibao? I don't think I've heard that word anywhere·······" Han Xing instantly fell into deep thought, and only after a long time did he pat his head and said:
", that thirteenth master seems to be the eldest of the thirteen Taibao, not good, they won't come to seek revenge, right?" Han Xing chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly hid behind Sir Hansen (shēn).
"Three heroes, since you are a member of the mausoleum guards, this time Xiao and his younger brother rashly broke into the territory of the three heroes without the permission of the master, it is indeed rude, but there is a reason for the incident, I hope the three heroes can understand, it is better to stop here, how about releasing the previous suspicions?" Xiao Qianlong's words are high-sounding, making people feel that he is familiar (qíng) Dali, and his bones exude a heroic flavor, as if he is a hero in martial arts.
"How can we trust your sincerity?" Sir Hansen asked unrelentingly.
"Five, stop, put the gun down!" Xiao Qianlong suddenly shouted behind Han Xing and the others. Han Xing felt a chill down his spine, turned his head, and found that the sniper had quietly raised (shēn), aimed the muzzle of the gun at the back of Ali's heart, and only with Xiao Qianlong gave an order, he put the muzzle down. "This is Xiao's sincerity!"
"So, my knife couldn't fall just now, so you guys are doing it?" Ali said thoughtfully.
"Exactly, the carving insect skill is not enough to worry about! Ah Yingying, Xiao and his brother came to Hamna Tower just to get the Black Sutra of the Undead, not to covet the treasure of Hamna Tower or to deliberately desecrate the sacred place, and I hope you can be accommodating! Xiao Qianlong bowed his head slightly in respect.
"You didn't come to me for revenge! Thank God! Han Xing breathed a heavy sigh of relief in his heart.
"The Necro Sutra is ours!" Sir Hansen immediately retorted.
"Obviously we arrived first!" He Xinding really deserved the name of [Angry Eyes King Kong], and immediately ridiculed each other.
"We arrived before you! We arrived a few years ago, and we have been laying out for so long that we finally got rid of the mausoleum guards! You want to pick peaches? Sir Hansen said angrily.
"No wonder the defenders of Hamnata have suddenly decreased in recent years, Xiao thought it was because of the rise of the war, it turned out that three heroes were secretly contributing! If so, then Xiao is not kind! Xiao Qianlong touched the rough cheeks on his chin and said.
"Three heroes, this undead black scripture is related to the resurrection of Xiao's thirteenth brother, but it is determined to win! In this way, you can only see the real chapter under your hands! Xiao Qianlong arched his hand to apologize.
"Xiao doesn't want to take advantage of the three heroes, so today (rì) will be open and honest!" Xiao Qianlong jumped up and played a dazzling palm technique in place, "Three heroes, Xiao's (tào) palm method is called [Eighteen Palms of the Dragon], which is the town school of the beggar gang, Xiao is fortunate to learn from the old gang leader Hong, and he has the guidance of the gang leader, and he feels a little successful!" ”
"A little bit of success? Is this still a little small? It's the pinnacle! If the disciples taught by Hong Qigong and Qiao Feng were only slightly successful, wouldn't it be an insult to the master? Han Xing's whole person was stunned, only to see Xiao Qianlong's (tào) dragon descending eighteen palms playing smoothly, in one go, and there was a faint sound of dragon chanting and tiger roaring where the palm wind passed.
"Eighteen Palms of the Dragon? Hahaha, look at your hands shaking all the time, I think it's about the late Parkinson's stage! Come, rush, let me try your skills! At this time, Xiao Qianlong was returning to the dantian in anger, but he heard Sir Hansen's shouting coldly, only to see him poking his (xiōng) mouth with his right index finger angrily.
"Don't go, the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending are not a joke!" Han Xing hurriedly wanted to grab Sir Hansen, but he only touched a corner of his clothes. "You're going to die!"
Rao is Xiao Qianlong can be regarded as good-tempered, but when he heard Sir Hansen mocking him like this, he was also angry and clenched his teeth, so he didn't say much, and shot out with a palm, directly taking Sir Hansen's (xiōng) mouth, he still had some reason after all, and avoided the point.
There is no dragon roaring in this palm, and there is no golden dragon coming out of the palm, it is unpretentious, concise and clear to the extreme, as dull and boring as boiled water. But it landed firmly on Sir Hansen's right (xiōng) mouth, and Sir Hansen snorted and flew upside down like a kite with a broken string.
"Hansen!"