Chapter 250: I Never Tell Jokes

That night, Tian Ruyue slept on a brand-new bed, and when she was in a daze, she found a person standing next to the bed, which frightened her into waking up instantly.

sat up suddenly, rubbed his eyes a few times, and found that the person standing on the edge of the bed was Wei Jin, who was dressed in black, through the dim moonlight outside the window, and immediately scolded: "Do you have a hole in your brain!" I didn't sleep at night and deliberately stood here to scare me to death, didn't I? Get lost!! ”

Seeing him standing on the edge of the bed, he picked up the pillow and threw it over.

Wei Jin easily avoided it, picked up the pillow, patted the dust and put her back on the bed.

Tian Ruyue was angry when she watched his actions, the dead liar pretended to be dead and lay in bed during the day to deceive everyone all day, but at night she became lively and ran to scare her!

Grabbed the pillow and aimed it at him and smashed it again.

Wei Jin didn't avoid being hit by the pillow this time, he endured the pain and picked up the pillow again and put it back on the bed.

Tian Ruyue looked at the pillow, glared at him fiercely, and suddenly got dressed and got up, "I was woken up by you, that's just right, accompany me out." ”

Wei Jin was stunned for a moment, "Where are you going on the big night?" ”

"Your brother is dying and wants to kill someone, you accompany me to kill him." Tian Ruyue squinted at him and stretched out her hand to point to the pillow, "Take this with you, cover him to death without knowing it, everyone will only think that he died of illness." ”

Wei Jin: "...... Although our brothers are at odds, we have not yet reached the point of killing each other. "Cover yourself to death? Please forgive him for not being able to do it

At night, the darkness in the room was not very clear, Tian Ruyue was close to staring at him, "You see that he has suffered all these years, every day the soup is constant, the food is light, he sleeps during the day and sleeps at night, you see him lying on the bed unconscious, any child can sit on him to death." If you kill him, it is not called cannibalism, but if you send him to Elysium early, he will be grateful to you. ”

Wei Jin: "......"

Tian Ruyue saw that he didn't speak, and glared at him: "What? Don't want to? You see how good it is to kill him, you will be able to live in the sun, pretend to recover day by day, marry a wife and have children from now on to the peak of life, do you want to be a mouse in the gutter for the rest of your life? ”

Wei Jin looked at her with a complicated mood and asked, "Are you ...... to my brother?" Just no emotion at all? "This little liar is too ruthless!

"Yes!" Tian Ruyue replied affirmatively, and then made a neck-pinching motion, "I love him so much that I want to send him to hell immediately." A person who is about to die at any time even wants to marry his daughter-in-law Chongxi, and kill him for a great achievement, accumulating merit for thousands of years. ”

Wei Jin: "...... You don't want to rush to joy, and you don't need to kill. ”

"Why don't you tell me a yarn? Get lost! Tian Ruyue drove him away directly.

Wei Jin didn't get out, but took the opportunity to grab her hand: "You don't need to kill him, I'll move him to the secret room, I'll take his place, and you marry me." ”

Well?!!! Tian Ruyue was stunned by his cheekiness, this operation is simply 666!

Shook off his hand, "I'm still a kid, why are you so T?" "In modern times, having a relationship with a minor, starting in three years, the maximum death penalty, understand?

Wei Jin looked at her height and was almost up to his shoulders, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he reached out and touched her head gently, "Good boy, think about marrying my brother, okay?" ”

Tian Ruyue: "...... Not good! Stretched out his hand and slapped his hand away, and quickly ran back to the bed to keep a distance from him, "You stay away from me, I won't marry anyone before I am eighteen years old!" "Don't try to tempt her to sin!

Eighteen?! Wei Jin's eyes darkened for a while when he heard this, let him wait for another four years?

Approaching the edge of the bed and sitting on the bed, his upper body leaned closer, watching her lean back to pull away, grabbing her shoulders and not allowing her to dodge, "You can get married first, I will never go to the bed without your permission." ”

"Huh! The man's word can be believed, and tomorrow the sow will go up the tree. "She's not going to be deceived!

Wei Jin: "......"

Let go and droop your eyelids, "You're so unwilling to marry me?" "Does she really not have the slightest affection for herself?

Tian Ruyue thought about it carefully, compared to other men she had been in contact with so far, she had to choose someone to marry, huh...... She'll still choose him.

But now she's only fourteen!

Once married, it means that you have to have sex, once you have sex means that she will soon become pregnant, and when you think of her fifteen or sixteen, she will become a mother...... Feeding and urine to children is the end of the world!

Why can't she think about it? Don't you take advantage of your young age to go around and go around, you have to get married and have a child to tie yourself to death? Unless she's got a bad brain!

Not to mention that men in this era will take concubines!

She won't believe his sweet words!

So far, I haven't heard a word of truth from his mouth. Though...... She also hid a lot of things from him.

kicked him away, "You stay away from me, I will never marry so early." Want me to marry you? Unless you tie me up and get married, you're daydreaming alone!

It's good to go, hurry up, don't disturb my beauty sleep. Next time, if you dare to wake me up at night, be careful that I stab you directly with a knife. Don't think I'm joking, I never tell jokes. ”

Wei Jin was almost kicked off the bed by her, stabilized his body and stood up, and said in a low voice: "This is what you personally promised." "Then tie up and get married.

Tian Ruyue: ?????

Stunned for a moment, he reacted and was about to go crazy, Wei Jin suddenly spoke first: "Someone is coming!" He quickly took a few steps back, looked up a few times, and jumped on tiptoe onto the beam.

Tian Ruyue saw it, and slandered in her heart: What kind of gentleman on the beam? There are only despicable and shameless villains on the beams!

I don't know who it is at night, Tian Ruyue hurriedly lay down and pretend to be asleep, but she clearly heard the footsteps getting closer and closer in her ears.

"Miss Tian, you ...... Slept? The owner of the footsteps suddenly spoke, and it turned out to be hoarfrost.

Tian Ruyue's hanging heart immediately put down, sat up and looked at a black shadow that touched in, and asked, "Why haven't you slept yet?" ”

"Didn't you sleep too?" Bai Shuang touched the side of the bed, and finally saw the expression on Tian Ruyue's face and asked rhetorically.

"I fell asleep, but I was woken up by a mouse." Tian Ruyue took advantage of the white frost to take advantage of the inattention and glanced at the beam above her head.

"Mouse?" White Frost was puzzled, "Where did you find out?" Subconsciously looking around, "In the closet or under the bed?" Then I will ask the dumb man to-morrow to put some poison on the flesh, and poison it at night. ”

Wei Jin, a rat lying on the roof who was about to be poisoned: "......"

Isn't the dumb man a doctor? How can there be poison! Tian Ruyue was stunned for a moment, and had doubts in her heart, and refused on her face: "You don't need to ask the dumb uncle for poison, when the black boy comes back, don't talk about mice, even the rat spirit has to be scared away." ”