As if he were a thief, Robert looked around to make sure that there was no one around, and then lowered his voice and said, "Hanschel, I want to ask you for a favor!" Han Xing even felt that he was like a mysterious petty dealer selling pirated CDs in the streets at the beginning of this century.

The moment he opened the tent and saw Robert, Han Xing's heart was surprised, there is a saying that "nothing is not going to the Three Treasures Palace", why did this guy run in front of me when he was bored? And the armor on his body has not even been wiped off, and his whole body smells of blood, as if he has just come out of the slaughterhouse, and what is worse is that it is summer, and a large swarm of flies circle him like a fighter.

"What do you want me to do for you?" Han Xing asked casually. Robert's face was a rare red, and then he twisted a little: "Go in and talk about it, go in and talk about it!" With that, he pushed Han Xing into the tent.

"Can you say it now?" Han Xing poured a glass of red wine and took a sip while picking up the inner lining of his armor that had been cut to pieces.

"What do you say? See, what is this? Robert pointed to the broken spearhead on his body, Han Xing counted it carefully, there were six in total, but none of them seemed to hurt the vital point, but Robert's armor was full of blood, Han Xing didn't pay attention to it, and thought it was his "Medal of Honor"! After all, there are often "macho men" in movies who are full of arrows and can continue to fight like a hedgehog, doesn't it say that "scars are a man's medal"? (In fact, this is impossible, an arrow among ordinary people is basically half wasted, and the "Hedgehog Brother" in the movie is actually a neon warrior, and their armor is very similar to the rattan armor in the Three Kingdoms, plus the neon bamboo bow is the "shame in the bow", which created the myth of "Brother Hedgehog".) ）

"Won't you go to a healer to heal? I just asked the healer to clean the wound for me! Look at me, I'm not much better than you! Don't be so pretentious! Han Xing poured a sip of red wine, and then pointed to the hideous and terrifying wound on his body.

"Damn, the healers here are all women! I swore to 'keep my life like a jade' for Lyanna, how could I let them look at me? Robert actually swore seriously, and he even made a gesture to shake his hand, but Shuai Shuai only had a second of pain and his face was distorted because of the wound.

"They're not the first woman to look at you anyway! Still guarding like jade? 'Westeros' first carrot - Robert Baratheon, who has many illegitimate children, can actually come out of the mouth of this sentence? Han Xing sneered, even he felt incredible. However, since Lyanna's disappearance, Robert does seem to have changed sex.

"Ever since Lyanna was kidnapped by Rhaegar I realized how much she meant to me, and I now feel what it's like to be with someone else in the company of the woman I love. I realized that Lyanna would be very sad if she knew that I was with other women, so I decided to quit my bad habits and defend her like a jade! Robert explained, squeezing out two tears as he spoke, and he didn't know if he was really enlightened or heartbroken.

"Okay, it's a pity that Ed sold you a long time ago, and you're only starting to 'defend yourself like a jade' now, I'm afraid it's too late!" Han Xing sneered, Han Xing already knew the matter of Rhaegar and Lyanna in his heart, after all, this was how it developed in the past, but he didn't dare to say it to Robert.

"So you came to me so I could help you with your wounds?" Han Xing said angrily, he was not satisfied with this hypocritical guy who refused to go to the doctor and instead tossed the poor self, who was also a wounded man.

"Fuck off! Get out! Is there anyone like you? Didn't you see that I was also wounded? There are tens of thousands of good hands and feet in the camp, you don't go to look for it, come here to toss me! Han Xing roared angrily, and as he spoke, he picked up a piece of cloth, wrapped it in his hand, and pushed Robert out of the tent. (He was also afraid of getting Robert's blood)

"I won't go out, and I won't go out if I die! I'm here for the night today! Robert sat on the ground with a childish ass, and he didn't leave, Han Xing riveted his strength and couldn't move him at all, this guy plus a suit of armor is heavy enough, and the tired Han Xingzhi frowned. On the one hand, this guy is wearing armor and weighing, at least 150 kilograms away, on the other hand, Han Xing is also scarred, and he doesn't dare to really push Robert hard.

"Are you such a scoundrel? What do I owe you? Didn't I stab you with a spear? What do I owe you? Han Xing found that the offensive by force was absolutely useless, so he had to try to overcome the rigid with softness and reasoned with him.

"You're my best friend, what do you say you owe me? I saved your life from Randolph Tully! Do you want to be so forgetful? In addition, I gave you 'Broken Heart'! Can't I ask you for a favor? Robert patted the dust off his buttocks, then stood up.

"I'm begging you, okay? As long as you help me find a favor, we'll write it off, how about it? I have something I can't say! Robert's tone suddenly became low. In fact, when Han Xing said "I saved your life from Randolph Tully", Han Xing had already loosened, after all, this favor was "a bit big", and it was not too much to just help treat the wound.

"Unspeakable?" Han Xing's ears pricked up when he heard this, and his "gossip soul" was instantly awakened, besides, this business is not a loss, as long as he does a small favor, even if he owes him a favor, this condition is still quite okay!

"Alright! Since you're my best friend here, I'll tell you the truth! He looked around again, and then carefully attached his ear to Han Xing's ear and said in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "My dad Teng!" ”

"My dad? What do you mean? Han Xing asked in a low voice, and Robert immediately blushed and said loudly, "You have to let me say it out loud, right?" I'm afraid it hurts! I'm afraid it hurts! Now you hear me! Robert roared, shaking Han Xing's eardrums.

The dignified Grand Duke Robert, a strong man like the "big black bear", looks rough and thick-skinned, and he is actually afraid of pain, which makes Han Xingle bad. He doesn't look like a person who is afraid of pain, a "black bear" with rough skin and thick flesh!

Well, frankly speaking, the fear of pain is related to the individual's nerve density and perception, some people are born with a fear of pain, even if a plaster sticks to the calf and sticks to the leg hair, it can howl when it is torn off.

"Actually, I didn't even know about this before, and I only found out today!" Robert pointed to the spearhead that was still on his body, he frowned in pain, and exhaled heavily before speaking slowly. After all, he hadn't been injured in the past, and his solid armor and his status as a grand duke could basically guarantee that he wouldn't be injured.

"After all, I'm the Grand Duke of Storm's End, and now those people outside are all my subordinates, if I let them know that I'm afraid of pain, I won't have to lose my face to the point of burying my head in the ground to cover my shame!" Robert said with an embarrassed face, Han Xing instantly understood, no wonder this guy who is flying and domineering, not afraid of heaven and earth, suddenly became timid, and actually begged for himself. Indeed, for a great nobleman like him, face is indeed more important than anything else.

"Let's get started!" Robert rejects Han Xing's offer to help him and decides to take off his armor himself.

"This guy really wants to save face! I just quietly think that you will have to accept your fate sooner or later anyway! Han Xing clasped his hands around his chest, and then leaned on the bed leisurely, watching with interest as Robert jumped up and down trying to reach for the armor strap behind his back. Han Xing knew very well that this kind of armor was definitely not something that could be put on or taken off by one person, so he watched Robert play the "bear show" with great interest.

Han Xing felt that Robert's current appearance was very much like a big black dog chasing his tail, but then again, it was possible for a dog to chase his own tail, and it was ironclad for the "big black bear" to chase his own tail, because the bear's tail was too short! Hahaha!

After tossing and turning, he found that he couldn't seem to take off his armor without the help of others, so Robert blushed and said to Han Xing: "Hanschel, can you not stand stupidly?" Come over and help!! Robert's tone was tinged with a hint of anger, he didn't like to ask for others, he wanted face the most, but there was a way to "choose the lesser of two evils", compared to making the secret of his "fear of pain" public, and then causing himself to become a joke after dinner, the heroic image that he had finally established in the first battle of the summer hall suddenly collapsed. He would rather open his mouth and ask for his "dead friend".

"Cheng, I'll take a look. But I'll warn you beforehand, I don't have much experience in this area, at best I can learn and sell! Han Xing didn't dare to sing against Robert anymore, if he really annoyed him, he would have his own "good fruit" to eat! It's a long time to come! If Robert had settled the accounts in the fall, he would have whined!

Robert snorted, "Hmm". Han Xing stepped forward, carefully wiped Robert's wound with warm water, and then took off the armor piece by piece, even so, it was inevitable that Robert frowned in pain because of the residual gun.

"Damn, you bastard, are you trying to kill me so you can inherit my legacy?" Although this is not the case in Robert's words, it is to the effect that it is.

Robert's wound was far more difficult to treat than Han Xing's, because Han Xing was only a sword cut, and he only needed to clean the wound and then apply medicine, and because of the fast-acting Yunnan Baiyao, he didn't even need to be bandaged.

But Robert was different, his wounds were all poked by spears, and the spearheads were still on his body, and they had to be pulled out one by one, so it was no wonder that he needed help. He howled half to death just by touching him, and if he started to pull out, he wouldn't have to howl like a pig.

"Robert, you have to be quiet, just to maintain your tough guy image!" Han Xing gave him a "preventive shot", and deliberately touched the spearhead on Robert's body, Robert nodded vigorously, really gritted his teeth, and did not scream.

But when it came time to operate, Robert still didn't hold on, in fact, if someone passed by and heard their conversation, there would definitely be a misunderstanding, maybe they would think that Han Xing was murdering Robert or killing pigs!

Han Xing was only halfway up, and Robert looked like he had just run a thousand meters, looking like he was about to collapse, sweating profusely, curled up and shivering.

What's worse is that because the rejection reaction of the muscle itself causes the muscles at the wound to tighten, Robert's muscles are still stronger than ordinary people, resulting in this rejection reaction is particularly significant, so that it is even more difficult to pull out the spearhead.

You must know that the reason why a blood groove is added to the sword is to prevent the muscles from contracting, resulting in the inability of the sword to pull out, which is a kind of self-protection of the body to prevent excessive blood loss, and try to expel the foreign body from the body by squeezing.

"Why don't you come to the bar?" At least a little nerve paralysis? Han Xing proposed, after all, not everyone can play bone scraping and poison treatment like Guan Yu, even a tough guy is not necessarily not really afraid of pain, but his endurance is relatively strong.

Han Xing brought a bottle of red wine in his hand, and since he found out that red wine helps him sleep, he would have a glass almost every day, just to get a good night's sleep. Robert filled half a bottle, and then he wiped his mouth and said with a heroic face: "Let the horses come!" "Han Xing thought he was really fine! The result is only slightly better. Then he started to play the "March of the Pig Killing" again, but at a slightly lower volume.

Han Xing worked hard to help this "big black bear" pull out all the spearheads, and even he himself was about to become Robert's prostration, but if Robert knew what Han Xing was thinking when he helped him pull out the spearhead, he was afraid that he would be killed with a hammer, because Han Xing kept humming "Pull out the radish and pull out the radish and pull out a big radish, one!" Two! This childish nursery rhyme, because Han Xing felt that he couldn't think of a more suitable track than this to cheer himself up.

What's more, he is indeed plucking "turnips" (Robert in English can also be translated as Robb, turnips, Robert, etc.). Then Han Xing sprayed fast-acting Yunnan Baiyao on his wound, and the guy immediately healed the scar and forgot the pain, and hummed "The Bear and the Beautiful Girl" very leisurely there.

Seeing him like this, Han Xing wanted to smoke him for no reason, "Who am I working so hard for?" Space gave me the mission! So he immediately spoke: "All right, you can get dressed and go back!" I'm doing this for your good, God knows if your voice was heard before! If someone finds out that you're a tough guy like a child who is afraid of needles, and your reputation will be over, you don't want the bard to compose a tune for it, do you? Maybe it's 'Robert who cries like a little girl' or 'Robert Baratheon and the spearhead'!" "Then again, after this guy was killed by a wild boar, there was a bard who made up a tune for it.

Robert nodded, then got up and put on his clothes casually, and then with a comfortable expression, as if he had gone to a big rock in his heart, or the state after "deburdening" in the toilet, he turned around and left Han Xing's tent humming a little song.

In order to take revenge on this bastard, Han Xing made up a poem for him and sang it loudly behind him to mock him: It's called "Robert Baratheon and the Spearhead"

Yes~~! Yah~~!

This is Robert Baratheon fighting

Oops!

The object of the battle was the spearhead

Robert Baratheon said,

Yes! I'm strong

Spearhead Says:

Hey! I'm hard

Let the horses come!

So, Robert Baratheon ran into the spearhead

He said, he said

Oops! Oops!

Nasty spearhead

Nasty spearhead