Chapter 30: I'll Tell You When I Hit a Home Run! (Ask for subscription)
On the other side, Mr. Zeng finally came up with a "clever plan".
It's just that for this "clever plan" to succeed, it also needs a wingman.
So, Mr. Zeng and Youyou came to the restaurant that Lisa had booked.
"Thank you so much, brother, don't worry, it's definitely a beauty, see you in half an hour."
Teacher Zeng came out of the toilet with a smile and hung up the phone in his hand.
“Yeah!”
Teacher Zeng called happily.
"What's the good thing?" Yoyo asked suspiciously.
"There's a fool who promised to help me receive that noodle, and I finally have time to save the planet." Teacher Zeng smiled proudly.
"Who?"
"Peter Zhu, the stupid anchor of the sports channel, heard that I introduced him to a girl, and thought it was a blind date, so he came to the fart."
Teacher Zeng proudly said the "clever plan" he thought of, "Oh, by the way, after they come in a while, I'll give you a look, and you will immediately notify me that there is a gas leak at home, and I can slip away." ”
"Alas, but if it's really a big beauty, will you change your mind?" Yoyo laughed teasingly.
"Heh, if she were a beauty, I would have grown up smoking gas." Teacher Zeng smiled disdainfully.
At this moment, a shadow came from outside the door.
Gentle and sexy, definitely a first-class beauty.
Teacher Zeng couldn't help but be stunned, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.
Sure enough, after the beauty looked around, she very clearly locked on Teacher Zeng and moved over gently.
"Excuse me, are you Teacher Zeng Xiaoxian Zeng?"
People are more beautiful!
Teacher Zeng looked at the beauty stupidly and got up slowly.
"Hello, I'm No.
As soon as Youyou on the side saw that Nuo Yu appeared, Teacher Zeng seemed to have lost his soul, and suddenly rolled his eyes.
"Oh, Mr. Zeng, your gas leaks."
With a Sichuan accent, he nervously grabbed Mr. Zeng's hand and shouted anxiously.
"Leak it, let it leak for a while, anyway, I grew up sucking gas, Yoyo, go home, hurry up and ......"
Teacher Zeng looked at Nuo Yan calmly, turned around and pushed Yoyo out.
The inexplicable Nuo Yan looked at Teacher Zeng in surprise, "Is your family okay?" ”
"It's okay, my nanny doesn't know I did it on purpose, Luo Nan? Wakaman? No, No, how did you recognize me at a glance? Am I so red? ”
Teacher Zeng looked at Nuo Yan calmly, and was so excited that he almost forgot how to pronounce the word Nuo Yan again.
Nuo Yan smiled sweetly, "Lisa Rong told me that you are a handsome guy with small eyes, so you are easy to recognize." ”
Teacher Zeng suddenly narrowed his eyes happily, "How dare you do that." ”
[Lisa: Ha, Zeng Xiaoxian is still not easy to recognize? Inside all of them... The cheapest one, you can't go wrong! 】
Nuo Yan looked at Teacher Zeng who couldn't find Bei with squinted eyes, "Now that I see the deity, what she said is really not wrong at all." ”
Teacher Zeng suddenly smiled more proudly, and his eyes narrowed even more to only one line.
I don't know how long it took, Teacher Zeng and Nuo Yan sat down one by one.
During this time, Mr. Zeng's eyes never left Nuo Yan's body.
"A good man is me, I am ...... Zeng Xiaoxian. ”
In order to deepen Nuo Chen's impression of himself, Mr. Zeng deliberately used his "classic opening line" and, of course, his smart eyebrows.
Really!
Nuo Yan looked at Teacher Zeng in surprise, "This is your opening statement?" It's funny. ”
Teacher Zeng couldn't help but think proudly: Did you hear it, she said that I was interesting...... No, no, she's interesting to me? Well, she's interesting to me!
"I think at the beginning, I gave up my small family for everyone, and took the initiative to ask to be transferred to the midnight file in the middle of the night to save the dismal listening rate of the radio station, but it still couldn't stop the listeners...... Enthusiasm! ”
Just as Mr. Zeng was about to talk about his "glorious history" in detail with Mr. Nuo, Peter Zhu, who had been invited by Mr. Zeng, also came to the restaurant.
"Zeng Xiaoxian, I'm sorry, I'm late."
Also recognized Teacher Zeng at a glance, Peter Zhu patted Teacher Zeng on the shoulder.
At this time, Peter Zhu also noticed the promise at the same table, and was immediately shocked.
"This is ...... Promise... No, ego... Introduce yourself, disdain... I... Sports Channel, Peter Zhu, you can also call me... Peter. ”
It's just that this Peter Zhu changed his tone a little as soon as he opened his mouth, which was completely different from when he greeted Teacher Zeng before.
Knowing that Peter Zhu had arrived, Mr. Zeng was not nervous at all, but gloated a little, obviously knowing his "specialness".
Behold.
Nuo Zhen actually called out in surprise, "Oh, you are Peter Zhu, what a coincidence, I often listen to your programs, you want Spanish overlapping, it is really very distinctive." ”
"West...... Spanish Overlap? ”
Teacher Zeng was shocked and shouted, what the hell is this? Why have I never heard of it?
Peter Zhu smiled proudly, "It's too professional, only you listen... Hear me this is the West... Spanish overlapping, generally when we say Raul, we will say Lalala... U~"
Teacher Zeng couldn't help but smile embarrassedly, "Peter, how can you talk to ladies about football, I've been watching a TV series recently, and the temptation to go back to the village ......"
"It's okay, I'm a die-hard fan."
Unexpectedly, Nuo Yan completely ignored Mr. Zeng's words and chatted with Peter Zhu enthusiastically.
"Did you watch that game yesterday, Maldini... That... That's really a soul possession, that's it. Peter Zhu couldn't help but ask happily.
"Oh~"
Seeing that Nuo Yan seemed to have really attracted the attention of Peter Zhu, Teacher Zeng couldn't help but say it again.
"The temptation to return to the village also has a soul possession......
"Of course I watched it, it's so exciting, it reminds me of Huang Jianxiang in the summer of 06, but your voice is not worse than him at all."
It's just that Nuo Yan has obviously completely forgotten that there is still Teacher Zeng at this time.
"Who is Huang Jianqiang?" Teacher Zeng muttered confusedly.
"Do you know what day it is?" Peter Zhu asked.
"Of course, in the Champions League final, Barcelona will win against Manchester United." Nuo Yan smiled firmly.
"Manchester United play Barcelona and Manchester United will win."
Finally, the two seem to have a disagreement, but Mr. Zeng doesn't even seem to have a chance to have a disagreement with Nuo Yan.
"Or... Shall we? ”
"Okay, Barcelona let you have a ball and a half, low water."
"Well, I know a place, absolutely... Break off... Absolutely amazing, I'll take you to see it right away, beer free-flowing, no idle people, etc. ”
For a while, Mr. Zeng couldn't understand the conversation between the two at all, and only knew that it was still football.
It's just that Peter Zhu's last sentence Teacher Zeng finally understood, this is to take the girl away!
Nuo Yan also picked up the bag very excitedly, and at this time, he seemed to finally discover the existence of Teacher Zeng, and looked at Teacher Zeng with a smile.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Zeng."
"Hey, I brought her."
Seeing that Nuo Zhen was really about to leave with Peter Zhu, Mr. Zeng couldn't help but grab Peter Zhu in a hurry.
"How do you know that Nojo is my food? Interesting, I'll tell you when I hit a home run. ”
However, Peter Zhu obviously didn't care what Mr. Zeng said, and left the restaurant proudly, leaving Mr. Zeng standing there stupidly......