Chapter Eighty-Four: Awakening a Waste Meow
In the pine forest after autumn, there is a fragrance, which is the unique taste of pine, which becomes more and more rich after a severe frost.
Qiao Mianzhi was deaf and quick-sighted, scurrying around the forest, and finally let him catch two hazelnut chickens.
"Little Lord, is this the bird?" Qiao Mianzhi came to Tianling with a hazel chicken.
"Yes, yes, yes! That's it. Tian Ling swallowed, "Pluck them now." โ
"Why don't you take it home and eat it again?" Qiao Mianzhi was a little embarrassed, she didn't even have a pot in the wild, wouldn't she be too anxious to pluck her hair now?
"Pluck the hair and bring it back." Tianling looked at Qiao Mianzhi, "We are swaggering back like this, what if someone finds out?" โ
"It's okay, the wood is already in the boat, even if Lord Song knows, it's nothing." Qiao Mianzhi comforted Tianling Dao.
"It's not that I'm afraid that Lord Song will know, but I'm afraid that others will see it." Tianling looked at the hazelnut chicken in Qiao Mianzhi's hand that had lost his breath, and it seemed that he had to tell Qiao Mianzhi the truth in advance, "After all, this bird has a very loud name." โ
"What's it called?" Qiao Mianzhi suddenly had a bad premonition.
"Wyvern." Tian Ling smiled brightly, "Don't you feel familiar?" โ
Qiao Mianzhi had never seen this kind of bird before, but he had heard the name of this bird, Flying Dragon! A tribute that only His Majesty can use! He felt that the hazelnut chicken in his hand was very hot, and he wanted to throw it out.
"Don't throw it, don't throw it!" Tianling hurriedly stopped Qiao Mianzhi, "You pinched them to death, what a pity to throw them away." โ
"What then?" Qiao Mianzhi's face was bitter, and she was fooled and lame by the little adult again!
"Plucking and plucking!" Tianling pointed to the hazelnut chicken, "If you pick up the feathers, you will find that they are actually similar to chickens except for their small size, and when the time comes, dig a pit and bury the feathers, and we will catch pheasants!" โ
So far, Qiao Mianzhi can't, so she can only pick up the feathers of the hazelnut chicken, then find a few blades of grass to wrap them up, and carry them back to her residence.
Because the ingredients are too sensitive, it is not easy to leave it to human hands, so Tianling rolled up his sleeves and cooked by himself.
In order to make this meal justified, Tianling also bought a tender chicken on the street when he came back.
Tianling washes the tender chicken, evenly coats the chicken with salt, sauce, green onions, peppers, and minced fennel, and then puts it into a wooden basin to marinate.
Taking advantage of the gap in pickling, the heavenly spirit disposed of the hazel chicken.
"Little adult, are you really okay?" Qiao Mianzhi watched Tianling casually throw the hazelnut chicken into the crockpot, adding fire and firewood, and was a little worried.
"Na, don't worry, after a while, Lord Song asked us what we ate, and we said to eat chicken, if he then asked us what kind of chicken we ate, we can tell the truth." Tianling said this, but his eyes turned to the tender chicken that was being pickled, "Steamed chicken with hazel chicken, chirp and chirp!" โ
"Or, don't let Lord Song know?" Qiao Mianzhi was a little worried, "If Lord Song knows that the flying dragon is a hazel chicken, wouldn't we be miserable?" โ
"That's not good, it's delicious! Let's pull Lord Song onto the thief ship first. Tianling's eyes narrowed, what friendship is stronger and deeper than eating chicken together?
When Song returned to his residence after finishing his business, Tianling enthusiastically invited Lord Song to the table and opened the white porcelain cup, "Lord Song~, I was ignorant before, and I made you angry, be a little careful, and talk to make amends." โ
"What smells so good?" Song's eyes lit up instantly.
"Chicken soup." Tianling pushed the white porcelain cup in front of Song Ke and handed over a soup spoon, "Taste?" โ
"There's also meat, steamed chicken." Tianling pushed a plate of chicken in front of Song Ke, "I made it myself." โ
Song took a sip of the soup.
"How?" Heavenly Spirit asked.
Song didn't speak, put the soup spoon aside, directly picked up the white porcelain cup and drank it, the last drop went into his throat, but Song smacked his lips with satisfaction, "How did you boil this soup?" It feels dozens of times more delicious than ordinary chicken soup! โ
"Hey, it's boiled with hazel chicken." Tianling looked at Song Ke, "There is still something in the crockpot, do you want to have more?" โ
Song's hand holding the chicken paused in mid-air, and looked at Tianling with disbelief, "Is that the hazelnut chicken?" โ
"That's right." Tianling looked at Lord Song with a smile, "It's worthy of a tribute." โ
Song covered his chest with one hand, oh my God! He actually ate the tribute! A tribute that can only be enjoyed by His Majesty! This is a great sin!
"Lord Song, we've all eaten." Tianling blinked innocently, "We are eating steamed chicken tonight, not hazel chicken!" โ
"No one else knows, does it?" Song asked.
The Heavenly Spirit shook his head.
"Don't take it as an example!" Lord Song looked serious, and then asked, "Is there anything else?" Give this official another bowl! โ
In the end, a court official, a guard with a knife, a small eunuch and a bowl for each person, drank a pot of soup around a small stove.
Looking at the clean bottom of the pot and touching the round belly, Tianling was in a trance for a moment, as if the years he had spent in the past were not as real as the moment just now.
Back in the room, Tianling didn't sleep for the first time, but took the robot that turned into a cat out of the bed.
"Wang Xiping?" Tianling patted the black and white kitten's head, "Wake up, wake up!" โ
The black and white kitten lazily opened its eyes, "Meow~"
"Can you speak human language?" The heavenly spirit nodded the black and white kitten's head.
"Meow~" The black and white kitten continues to meow.
"It was so powerful at the time, I can't even speak at this time?" Tianling pursed his lips, "I thought it was a powerful technology, but it was nothing more than that." โ
"Meow~" The black and white kitten looked at Tianling innocently, and then put a paw on Tianling's tiger's mouth.
Tianling only felt a chill in the tiger's mouth, and then felt like his whole body was soaked in ice water, and as soon as his hand was released, the black and white kitten slipped to the ground.
"In the case of low energy, it will automatically go into hibernation." The black and white kitten jumped on the bed and got into the bed, "The master just woke me up, but my energy has been almost used up in your sea of consciousness last time, there is no artificial heating here, the charging is too slow, in order to answer your questions, I had to suck some heat from your body." โ
Tianling was so cold that his teeth chattered, "If you suck it, I feel that the wind chill is about to recur again." โ
Who knew that the black and white kitten pricked up its ears suddenly, "Master, do you need to activate the medical function?" โ
"You still have medical functions?" As he spoke, Tianling walked to the bed, lifted the black and white kitten, and got into it himself.
Wang Xiping meowed dissatisfiedly, "I'm a super powerful home companion robot." Medical features are a must-have! As long as you have enough energy, you can even do surgery! โ
"Activate the medical function." Heavenly Spirit issued instructions to Wang Xiping.
"Report to the master, the current energy is not enough to activate the medical function." Wang Xiping was lying on top of the Tianling quilt, and the green words in his eyes fluttered.
"How much heat does it take to activate a medical function?" Tianling looked at the black and white kitten and said.
"It takes about a hundred times to absorb the heat energy of a high fever." Wang Xiping licked his paws, "The master can choose to be infected with the wind chill first, and when he has a high fever, he chooses to recharge me, so that you can not only reduce fever, but also recharge me, the best of both worlds, do you want to try it?" โ
"No, you're not stupid." This Wang Xiping, how can he feel that he is not very smart.
Tianling will make himself sick and recharge Wang Xiping when he is crazy, it claims to be a robot that has broken through the dimension of the parallel world, who knows what it is? Before everything is clarified, Tianling will not easily agree to anything to Wang Xiping.
"You'd better explain to me why you can absorb heat from my body on your own without my instructions just now?" Tianling looked into the eyes of the black and white kitten, "Give me a reason to say the past, otherwise, I will sink you to the bottom of the lake now!" โ
"Master, listen to me!" Wang Xiping stretched out his two front paws and put them on Tianling's chest, "This is an emergency plan option authorized by default, when I am in a dormant state, if the master wants to awaken my subjective consciousness is particularly strong, I can absorb the heat in the master's body within the scope of not endangering my life." โ
"Default authorization? Same as those positioning and recording functions in the phone? Heavenly Spirit asked.
"Yes, as long as an identity connection is established, it is authorized by default." Wang Xiping gently scratched Tianling's fingers with his claws, "Master rest assured, there will be no danger." โ
"What other default authorizations are there?" When it comes to the unknown, the Celestial Spirit is cautious.
"As follows." The green letters in Wang Xiping's eyes flickered, and the same picture as in that dream appeared in front of Tianling's eyes.
Tianling looked at it, and the screen was densely packed with words, and the eight big words of 'User Default Authorization Agreement' were written on the head, and then the obligations and responsibilities of both parties were written, and then the default authorization items listed.
"When a boyfriend or girlfriend is angry, they use the host's account to pick gifts and write an apology letter by default?" Tianling looked at Wang Xiping in surprise, "What kind of messy function is this?" โ
"Report to the master, this is the default authorization preset by the previous master, although he is not married, he has many boyfriends and girlfriends, but he doesn't care about them except for the necessary moments, so he will leave these relationships to me to deal with, and ensure that when necessary, they will not refuse him."
When Wang Xiping said this, his tone was like that of a news host.
Tianling glanced at Wang Xiping with some sympathy, and turned his gaze back to the default authorization agreement, "Can these default authorization items be turned off?" โ
"Of course you can, but in order to ensure the experience and safety of the owner using me, some feature authorizations are not recommended to be turned off." Wang Xiping said.
"Turn off the default authorization to absorb heat from the owner's body." The Celestial Spirit gives the command.
"By default, the authorization to absorb heat from the owner's body is an emergency plan authorization, and if it is turned off in case of an unexpected situation, it will not be able to wake up, is it closed?" Wang Xiping said.
"Close." The Heavenly Spirit gave a decisive order.
"The default authorization is turned off, and this feature will expire in the next cycle." The option to absorb heat from the owner's body by default in the picture is grayed out.
"When is the next cycle?" Heavenly Spirit asked.
"You don't use me anymore." Wang Xiping said, "All the default authorization options you turn off will not expire when you use me. โ
โยทยทยทยทยทยทโ So what's the point of this closing authorization?
"How is the connection to your identity established?" Tianling looked at Wang Xiping, "Does this mean that you can be transferred or bought and sold during your use?" โ
"Yes master, you can give me away or buy or sell me to anyone to use." Wang Xiping then added, "In addition, if the owner does not set an heir, the default beneficiary will be activated, that is, the last beneficiary before the master's death will be the heir, just like my previous master and you." โ
"I see." Tianling nodded, slightly relieved.
He just wanted to turn off the default authorization, just to test Wang Xiping's function to see if it was a real intelligent robot, or something else disguised as an intelligent robot.
During the whole process, Wang Xiping seemed to be very assertive, but he would not dominate the conversation, and Tianling would answer whatever he asked, and Wang Xiping did not hide it when it came to sensitive authorized identity connection issues, which was very consistent with the robot's stylized behavior.
"Alarm alarm, low energy, low energy, about to sleep!" The image in front of me disappeared suddenly.
Wang Xiping in front of him showed deep exhaustion in his eyes.
Tianling hugged Wang Xiping into the quilt, "It's warm here, you suck in a little heat first." โ
"I have one last question for you." Tianling touched Wang Xiping's head, "Why did you lie to me?" โ
"Meow~" Wang Xiping called softly and did not speak again.
"Humph! Don't want to be cute! Tianling slapped Wang Xiping on the head, "Lost the function of breaking through the dimension?" Then how did you know that my body was cremated? โ
"Meow~" Wang Xiping's head shrank and screamed aggrievedly.
"There's no energy, huh?" Tianling got up from the quilt and opened the door, "Come on, bring me a pot of hot water." โ
After a while, someone brought hot water to the Heavenly Spirit room.
Tianling found a basin and poured hot water into the basin, and before he could finish pouring it, Wang Xiping jumped out of the quilt and jumped into the hot water.
"Master, master, I didn't lie to you!" Wang Xiping rolled comfortably in the hot water, "Although I can't break the dimension teleportation now, the function of dimensionality breaking observation is still there." โ
"The first thing I did when I woke up was to observe the master's original world, because the condition that the default beneficiary met must be the death of the previous owner, so I must first confirm whether the previous owner really died in the mudslide, and it was also during that observation that I saw the owner's body cremated."
"After confirming the death of the previous master, we can enter the sea of knowledge of the master and recognize you."
"Can you make a dimensionality observation?" Tianling's eyes lit up.
"Not anymore." Wang Xiping patted the water surface with his claws, "Look at the time your body was cremated, it was forced to start under the condition of energy alarm, and then the unstable energy delivery caused the dimension-breaking observation mirror to explode, and now all the functions related to dimension-breaking are scrapped." โ
"In other words, you can't do anything but talk right now?"
"Yes Meow~"
Tianling looked at Wang Xiping who was rolling in the hot water, and didn't know what to say, other people's crossings, no matter how bad they were, they had a golden finger, how did they get to him, there was only one waste meow!
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